Bye Bye Sanity!

Things you'll write in this Thread will happen.

World War 3 will happen in our life times

I gain happiness and true love

Germany will have multiple constitutional crises and an eventual civil war.

I'm finally moving out of this shithole

I get lots of money.

Digits say not going to happen. Oh well.

A sequel to New Vegas will be made by Obsidian and will be undeniably the best game of this millennium

pls

Germany will be nuked.

I will not die a virgin

I will achieve something in life

I will not get addicted to heroin and hang myself when I can no longer afford it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
good try though

I'll find a purpose in life

FUCK

I get AIDS

The west will once and for all remove kebab, nuke the middle east, holocaust the mudslimes.

i will improve myself and become better in the eyes of myself and those of God

Noah's flood by 2035

That company I applied to last week will offer me a position, and I will earn an acceptable amount of money and recognition for that project I am working on currently.

8 girls suck my penis at once

close one

I am going to fuck the bunny.

I will prove the existence of ether to the world.

>lightbulb flicks on in Shia's skull
>I'll take the "high road"
>calls Indiana Jones
>HWNDU flag now attached to Harrison Ford's airplane
>beyond Internet Nazis' reach
>Harrison Ford shit pilot
>crashes into Jewish cemetery; explosion.gif
>HWNDU literally anudduh shoah
>nothing is beyond Kek's reach
>feels good man

>Things you'll write in this Thread will happen.
OP will stop being a fag

I will get a nubian queen

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The fourth installment of the Jak and Daxter series will be released by Naughty Dogs.

It'll prove to be one of the developers "worst video games", and worse video game of [CURRENT YEAR]