JAIL THREAD

JAIL THREAD; GET IN AND GET V&

ERRYBODY GOIN TO THA SLAMMER

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what the fuck

So what happened yesturday?
Why am I still not in jail?

None of this makes any sense at all.

FBI user claiming people are gonna go to jail for coming here. David Seaman claiming people are gonna get killed for posting about Pedogate on here.

What the fuck?

B-but I can't leave Sup Forums! No one can!

Thought he meant the Auroville website

Oh you're right...
Hopefully its happening.

its a shareblue tactic.

they realize their shilling has zero effect and often entertains us. they realize that momentum matters on the internet, and they are trying to drive down traffic here hoping it doesnt recover. does anyone seriously believe they are going to go after anyone who posts anything on a legal website? activate your almonds.

They're gonna have to get past my blade first.

Shitposting without a licence?
10 years in the Isocubes scumbag

i dont wanna go to jail though
i cant get drunk in jail without letting bubba rape me

>Arresting anyone on Sup Forums
>When they could be arresting illegals

auroville niggers must perish

Good luck CIA niggers. I use decentrify, ref control, HMI and surf behind Iridium with a 5 minute proxy cycle.
Catch me if you can

It's in India. It's population is 2400.
It's got its own website.

Dumb tactic.

You can't arrest thousands of 4channers without redpilling millions of normies on pizzagate. It would effectively validate it to everyone.

I missed it what the fuck happened
>inb4 dumb burger

I can teach you how to make pruno. It's really easy.
You get fruit with lunch sometimes. Oranges. You take the oranges and save them up. Get a big fucking garbage bag and save any bread you get too. Keep sugar packets, you'll need about 300 of them.
Mash the fuck out of the oranges in a garbage back and drop in about 20 slices of bread and dump all the sugar into the bag, Add some juice (There's always a cooler full of juice that you get two cups of every lunch and dinner.)

Open it up every 6 hours to burp the bag.
Wait 2-4 weeks.
There. Bath tub hooch in prison.

I don't know how to make white lightning but you don't want to fuck with that shit anyway.

>jail

bump so they can kill me already

retarded larping

My Sister's Father-in-law is the sheriff, so I'm probably OK

If they kill you torture them in spirit form. Don't reincarnate and don't return to source or enter a higher plane. Torture them.

OH.
I forgot.
You have to add some warm water too. If you can get a D battery and some steel wool (Of course you can) you can make a camp fire out of toilet paper to heat up water to activate the yeast.

But when you go to empty it after it's matured, you're going to need a cell mate and a clean sock to filter it with.

Cut a small hole in the bottom corner of the bag and put it inside a sock and hold it there while draining the contents into a new garbage bag.

BOOM. Now you can get drunk in prison. Or make mad money by selling it to other inmates.
1 cup is worth about 5 smokes or 2 dollars. Which is about 20 bucks in real people money.

Welp, buying a ticket right now to the US to fight the good fight.

White Lightning is just high proof distillate. Usually 100 proof +. You cant make it without a still.

So will this be like a local jail? Or federal prison?

I'm aware of that. White Lightning is also a prison slang for a different kind of booze that they find a way to distill. I'm not 100% sure how which is why I didn't give info on it.
Alcohol evaporates at room temp though, so it could have something to do with catching the vapors during winter and taking them outside to condense them.

>smokes in prison
You have no idea what you are even talking about. It's easier to get heroin and a syringe in prison than it is to get a ciggie

What if you don't smoke what's the point of their currency reeee

Can they imprison non Americans?

Commissary

Obviously you've never seen a guy pull a baggy of tobacco out of his suitcase.
Obviously people hand roll smokes in prison, dipshit, but there's tons of tobacco around.

>without redpilling millions of normies on pizzagate
pedogate should be the only thing you talk about when they finally let you go to court
make that stenographer earn her paycheck that day

Hitler's birthday get.

Can confirm. I just got v&.

Someone plz respond I don't want to get raped in jail

it's even easier to snatch & grab non-americans.

see you guys in the slammer

They can't even imprison Americans, stop LARPing

Yeah, that guy's a fag and you're a fag too.

A roundup of Sup Forumsocks would be hilarious from a news standpoint.

"6 FBI Special Agents died Monday while performing an arrest of a man for online hate speech. The man, seen here wearing an authentic Nazi SS uniform with a pillow he calls is 'waifu' -- apparently surprised the agents by throwing bottles of urine and semen at them from the second story window while shouting 'It's Happening'. Witnesses report that the suspect then began playing the Nazi marching song "Erika" through a megaphone. Shortly after the agents made entry into the residence, they were fired upon with what authorities have stated was an "MG42 machine gun", marking the first time such a weapon has been used in a crime in the United States. After a tense 12 hour standoff, the man surrendered to authorities at 8:43 PM in exchange for 'some tendies'. The suspect reportedly denied his court-appointed attorney, calling him a 'fucking CIA nigger kike' and will be defending himself on the grounds that he 'dindu nuffin'."

I'll die before they take me.

fukkin lol'd

>Fucking CIA nigger kike

Holy fuckin' shit!! KEK

wtf I just glassed 4 cops outside a pub Sup Forums what have you done?

Does that mean I stop posting now or right after midnight?

I approve of this report

If they started rounding us up, would we actually unite and fight back, or just go down one by one?

I say we fight back.

sides in orbit, etc.

I've been here for 10 years, it's too late for me.

The cops can't get me though, I live in a near zero population region of the country in the mountains with gates, guns and woods.

Stay safe anons.

>you will never have a discussion with spooks about the merits of rhetoric in a society completely bent towards the Cartesian method

honestly, why live.

come and get me boys.

>w w- we are going to arrest you GOYIM!!!

You can't arrest the internet faggots. Pol is everywhere.

bullshit disinfo. clear tell right off the bat.
sage this faggotry.

It's not possible in the slightest
Sup Forums gets 90k hits a month, 50k+ of which are Sup Forums
I'd take a guess how many of that 50k are frequent Sup Forumsacks,
They can't arrest 50k people at once, there is not the man power or money, or prison space

It's called rendition sweetcakes, you should consider it an honor.

Immortalize it kek

>mfw my shit posting has had zero repercussions

I just renewed my firearms license. Have been shitposting about this since early December.

I am happy to defend myself with a chainsaw if any deaf squads come after me.

They let you have suitcases in prison?

Suitcase is prison slang for your butt canal.

Does anyone have an archive link to the actual thread where this was said? I keep hearing the user said stay away from auroville website, then keep seeing this screenshot that says "this site." OG thread got pruned. Clarify this shit

that's gay.

Oh great I made this and posted earlier on another thread, guess I'm on the list.

lolz, TOO many anons.

ALSO I GOT TRUMP FAGGOT

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notfakenews/10
topkek

i dont give a fuck
no one here does

>psh
>nothin personal
>*teleports behind fbi sheathing katana*
>...kid

niggers btfo

shit posting on a chinese cartoon image board goes past my first amendment right. ok

>be me
>log on to my Sup Forums account
>change profile pic
>adjust style
>type in password that allows me to enter
pol/
>click on new PG thread
>immediately hear a knock at my door
>its two cops
>handcuff and throw me in jail
>lose trail
>get thrown in federal
>redpill the inmates
>know they unite when kid fuckers are jailed
>plan our riot and exit
>lose a couple in our escape
>reamaining convicts use their powers for good
>mfw pizzagate unleashed a new hell on earth

>next year
you're fucked

implying i will let them take me down without a fight

COME AT ME FAGGETS

Distraction from things that matter

>implying I'm not hiding behind 4 firewalls and 7 proxies

>implying they can arrest all of Sup Forums
rember
we are lejun

36 rounds and 3 flares? M8 what do you think you're going to fight? Boyscouts?

Thanks user. Best pepe I seen all day..

Guys I want you to save this image just incase something ha-

This tbqh, this is just a new kind of shilling. Keep up the work lads.

Jej

>auroville
>auro
>aurum
>gold
>kikes

10/10
user applied himself

top kek

...

>MG42

Kek, you just took the fear of death right out of us.

If you're gonna die, make it a meme to die for.

googles "sydo"

finds this

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Lol I dare them to kill me. I'm a member of the military, good fucking luck. What are they gonna do, fake my suicide? My friends all know that I'm a pretty happy guy. Oh, car crash? Good luck, I drive a fucking tank of a car.

And I'm fucking healthy as well, so just try to pull some heart attack shit.

100% premium kek

That was funny

I'm sorry, but did PVV already lose? Oh, that's right. The elections arent even over yet. In fact, only the exit poll is out. Does not having the lead at the exit poll count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the elections are still on? PVV are still getting votes right now and they have been the best political party for white peolpe in the Netherlands for how many years now? They're against one of the worst cucked political parties in this country who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of turks and libtards in a thursday night election. But you know what? They still fucking suck. PVV are one of the best fucking political parties in the continent, they got 15 seats the last elections and would of won if cuck culture wasn't so popular. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when PVV wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, VVD got only 31 predicted when they got 10 more the last elections., Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these KEK topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like white people because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking political parties on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Dont know if bot or larper.

Regardless, a faggot.

Over 39 big laffs

Can I get a quick rundown?

OPEN THE FLOODGATES

>6Mr3xOGM

1 p o s t b y t h i s I D

Also, Roger Stone was T-boned by car with tainted windows, no plates, and Michael Savage was attacked by some random.

10/10

Yeah, good fucking luck with that

shareblue is a mess tbqh

(You)