Why dont you have a gf user ?

why dont you have a gf user ?

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But I do.

because i have a wife and family

cuz i'm gay

You're waifu a shit

A FUCKING LEAF

Learned my lesson from the last one

Now I'm a single father

Because they're all taken or have children

Better use of my money in the long run to just pay prostitutes for sex and company.

Hookers are cheaper and more fun

because i dont like myself
i have no confidence
no self esteem
i cant let people in
i dont trust people
im probably autistic
and im scared of girls

>that girl

>tfw no above average Irish gf

>roach
discard this thread

HF Autism is why I don't have a GF.

Please tell me that's your daughter OP.

kek

i do and we hate fuck a lot

Because no girl my age loves me. Girls too old hit on me. Girls too young hit on me. Pisses me off.

>not killing your bitch wife

i wish.

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im overwieght live with McParents nearly 30 have no job

Just fat enough to be unattractive. My pubic fat eats about 2 inches off my dick and it's just not acceptable for me now.

Thankfully jordan peterson and gyms exist so I'm only a few years off from constant pussy if I so desire.

i don't want to go to jail.

wow

get off my board you filthy normagroid

Can't bust inside

>pubic fat

because of the jews

>""Just"" fat enough to be unattractive
>2 inches of fat on his dick

....user..I have some bad news.

im not worthy of a gf

>I'm only a few years off
check out ketogenic diet.

>Just fat enough to be unattractive. My pubic fat eats about 2 inches off my dick

Nigger you're a fucking whale

>Amerifats

...

Too woke, too based.

Good taste.

Worst aspect of evolution ever. Might be a means of keeping fat fuck's from breeding. All I know is that I need to do some erectscavation at the gym. I had a girlfriend recently but the sex was awkward and unrewarding.

That stuff legal in turkland?

Because I am not a normie. Or attractive. Or have any positive attributes.

Besides, even if I got a gf she would only be settling with me after having flings with chads or whatever. Fuck that.

Nothing against Chads. I hope they marry pure aryan waifus and have ten kids and save the white race but it isn't for me.

I know that feel

This desu. Sometimes it's a curse.

>png
>1.12 MB
Anime faggots should be genocided

Where i'm going,
I won't need a girlfriend.

Because i have a wife

F

Because I like my money and free time.

don't really care for one.

i do though

...

I am scared of girls .

Because I'm a bartender and I only hear nightmare stories of having a GF.

That makes me a commodity. My coworkers think I'm such a catch... meanwhile I am such a fucking deviant. I don't have time for the romanticism in a GF. I just want to fuck bro. Although, I want to enjoy the feels of a romantic relationship, I am too afraid to commit. So I just try to have romantic meaningless sex.

I'm so fucked.

Nigger what?

Waifu would not be pleased with that and it would be degenerative spreading of STD and non-nuclear family.

I'm 21 and travelling right now. I don't have time for a relationship.

i'm a faggot i love dick

I weight 235. The pubic fat and my stomach fat are the last to go. If I wore a compression shirt like a faggot I would look normal.

That's super low carbs right? I'm weening onto it, but it's more expensive than my poor man's stir fry.

I don't accept my fate, kansamnida.

Oh fuck you, man. Don't you dare lower yourself to the level of a woman. They're shallow vapid cunts and you're saying you're below that by saying you're not worthy.

Kill yourself

How tall are you?

>the vaginal jew
Enjoy your cuck, divorce and alimony.

One of the first ever countries to kick Jews to the curb were Ancient Greeks and Romans.
>Women are for children, men are for pleasure

Because I live at home and I'm too scared to say "we have to be quiet my mother and sister are asleep"

t. MGTOW

Pillows are okay, but you could have the REAL DEAL!

I'm a wizard and I have never attempted to pursue women in my entire life.

>tfw no gf
pangs disappeared long ago.

>tfw no children
pangs started recently.

I have the cutest asian waifu ever

6 feet, sorry.

I don't know you, but I hate you so goddamn right now...

sauce on that girl

Because my boyfriend looks like this ^_^

I tried twice and both times the first time turned out to be the last one.
The worst thing is that I didn't meet the second girl I tried to begf online, she's from a school right next to mine and when I walk the streets I am afraid of stumbling upon her. I think it actually did happen quite a few times, and she didn't even say hello, but that could be not her since my sight is very poor and I don't wear glasses.
The last time I thought that it's her was when I spitted out a nasty slimy sputum and then immediately snorted right on the ground. The moment I lifted my head to keep going, I saw someone who looked very much like her passing me.
Why am I telling this

Finally got on one of those apps, going to try to date anything above a 4 tb h

most of these girls want to be disposable though.

>scared of indian girls

pajeet my son

...

fuck off thad

...

Because I am a slanky autist

Even if I got one she would most surely be a fat otaku or a southamerican trashy girl.

I'm ugly and have allowed that fact to effect my self-esteem and my willingness to develop social skills.

Much* so goddamn much right now. You fucking motherfucker

Married. She used to shitpost on /r9k/ back in the Craig days.

>BMI of 32
>Fat as all fuck

Nigga you're a ham planet, deal with it. You're not 'close' to being attractive.

>inb4 hurr dur bmi
BMI calculations still work if you're a normal fat faggot such as yourself.

cute body but I can gamble the face doesnt hold up

Yeah not having kids is the equivalent of saying "life is not worth living"

why don't you have a hymen, whore?

>leaf
>R.i.p. the white race

Fairly sure the bmi has been thoroughly scientifically discredited, but thanks for the push in the right direction.

Idk, Ive had sex 5-6 time and know its like. Im never horny enough to have sex just for the sake of it, and I dont really care for other human beings. All the sex Ive had was out of curiosity.

If no one know

>not ugly
>still zero self-esteem

I also act like an autist and have a nasally voice

But I'm not ugly ;_;

>when I walk the streets I am afraid of stumbling upon her

This

Because I don't want to just pick one

because my penis is only 5 inches and the last girl I had sexual relations with said it was small so my self-esteem is in the gutter

Because they have a Turkroach sperm over them and makes them as attractive as garbage can.

What do they feel like?

Man I have the unfortuante gift of being able to see the male-version of any female.

Like this girl you posted here. Imagine if she was a guy? Can you imagine the kind of fat snub-nosed chubby pasty fuck he would be?

I'm disgusted.

>scientifically discredited

When you're a body builder, or when the bulk of your mass is made from muscle yes.
You're just a delusional fat cunt. Please deal with it.

Derive self esteem from the fact that you're not ugly and you probably have good values

>back in the Craig days
i'm glad i don't know what that's supposed to mean

Thanks for the correction . :.,)

Lol

Backup man = Beta orbiter
Not Tyrone

BMI is debunked because it doesnt account for muscle mass and extreme height (like basketball players)

It is fine for measuring fat fucks

Meant for

Kinda like the bags that goldfish come in, but firmer.