Want to be American

>want to be American
>too stupid to speak proper English

I wish I were american by nature...

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but you are

I love japanese man. You good friend! Stay young!

Haven't you heard? Anyone who enters the territory of the US and wants to be an American is an American. I saw it on CNN. You don't even have to speak English or be able to name five states. Just get on a plane, burn your passport, and voila.

First time I saw white id in a year

i dont have money to get a plane ticket. any advice on how to jump the wall?

>too stupid to speak proper English
So you're just like 98% of Americans already.

Shamefur dispraay
But seriously, learning another language is very lengthy process, don't be so harsh on yourself

>proper english
assuming this isnt a bait thread, being Sup Forums and all...

you zipperheads are alright. we know your nationalism is rivaled to our own. and we love your broken english, sorry about the dick heads though, were bread to be too arrogant or boisterous

>too stupid to speak proper English
>moves to Japan to teach English
Really fiddles my diddle

>I wish I was American by nature...
cumon m8. tri harder

I have a friend from Okinawa that became a citizen a while back. Aside from his accent,l's and r's, he's doing fine. When I first met him he spoke very broken English. My Ukrainian buddy had it tough starting out too, but he's fine now too.

Have children or you will go extinct soon.

If niggers can be american, then anyone can

Dont you idiots have compulsory english classes from elementary to primary
or was it true like what former high school english teacher that taught there told me english classes there are a joke

Your country is whiter than the US. I recommend you wait like two decades for the US to disintegrate and Balkanize. At that point you probably won't want to move here. It's already pretty shitty, and going south quickly.

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>want to be an american

kys

The rare and elusive angloboo.

Hello, nice to see you again

Why are you friends with so many foreigners?

Japan is the greatest country on Earth at the moment, remove chinks and gooks

REMOVE CHINKS AND GOOKS, NIPPON SIEG HEIL!

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この日本が帰ると欲し!

I want this Japan to return!

That's ok nipbro, most of us over here are too retarded to speak proper english either.

Anyone can be American you just have to step on the magic soil