Has science gone too far?

Has science gone too far?

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CIA confirmed

What possible reason does anyone need
to datamine the fucking temperature of vaginas?

Are they this desperate for all information they just datamine and sell anything?

The average temperature of a black women's vagina is 6 degrees cooler then a white women's vagina.

Vagina's are racist!

To empirically prove that women are cold bitches.

Yes. Ever heard of smart devices? Smart fridges? IoT (Internet of Things)? Look up "data is the new oil."

“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”
- Thomas Jefferson

Reminds me of Denzel Washington.

cnsnews.com/blog/michael-w-chapman/denzel-washington-media-if-you-read-newspaper-youre-misinformed
>"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read it, you're misinformed."

yes, if you didn't get the use of that quote i was implying having too much data is in a lot of cases a worse situation than having too little

>bring up advancements in AI to a statistician friend of mine
>he goes on about deep learning and how it's going to revolutionize everything and blah blah blah
>"well how does it work"
>"basically take a bunch of data, we tag it, we put it into a big machine and then it makes the right prediction all the time"
>"yeah but how does it work"
>"well it just does"

gee this big data stuff sure is amazing

i thought CIA/NSA had enough spying on smelly cunts with their Sup Forums office.

They get and horde whatever data they can. Compile them into users profiles and sell them

"YOU ARE IN PERECT CONDITION TO GET PREGNANT RIGHT NOW HERE IS A LIST OF NIGGERS IN A RADIUS OF 5 MILES READY TO HOOK UP AND GIVE YOU THAT WELFARE PASS"

How smart do dildos really need to be?

*perfect

Have the Russians compromised our sex toys?

I think user is asking what use would someone have for such data.

>government stay out of my vagina
buys smart dildo

Women's spending trends change based on what stage of their cycle they are in. You could target ads with that info.

It's one of the current problems with AI. Choosing good data sets - and good here implies some inherent bias everyone has - and the fact that they don't know how the AI arrived at that conclusion after all the maths/computation applied to that data set.

But not all techniques are like what you friend described, there various types of machine learning fields. What your friend described is called "supervised learning." "Unsupervised learning" is basically throwing data at a AI and have it figure out all the patterns by itself which is the current holy grail of a true AI, btw.

Assume they buy online and use an email address

>Before ovulation, early morning temperatures typically range from about 97 degrees to 97.5 degrees Fahrenheit (36.11 to 36.38 degrees Celsius), and after ovulation, they usually rise to about 97.6 degrees to 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit

>Correlate that to how vag temps works

>Sell data referencing email address to large retailers

>Put chocolate and ice cream on special

??

Good thing I only put my dildo up my arse

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Imagine:
You have a "smart" sex toy connected to the internet. Your PC is also connected to the internet. Through finger printing they can pinpoint you and follow your traffic around the web. They know that you are the single user of both these devices.
They see you go on pornhub, they track how long your mouse lingers on certain parts of the screen, they know everything you search, how often you search it, what times of time, days of the week, they track your habbits over time and can predict when you're likely to self gratify. The smart device provides additional information and could potentially tell them which specific moments in a given video are most arousing. If they could track an increase in temp, or an increase in movement of the toy, it would likely coincide with an impending climax.
By combining their wealth of demographic data with this new toy data they could model the average sexual interests of a certain segment of the population in greater resolution. This information can be used to create new and more appealing content, it can be used by marketers to better deliver ads, it could even be used in medial studies on human sexuality. That data is extremely valuable, so obviously its a ripe vein to tap.

what the fuck is a smart dildo and why do women need it other than normal electric dildo?

That might actually work.

>this device has existed for 70 years and its only purpose is to keep food cool at a constant temperature
connect it to the internet goyim!
>this device has existed for 70 years and its only purpose is to keep food frozen at a constant temperature
connect it to the internet goyim!
>this device has existed for 70 years and its only purpose is to heat food using microwaves
connect it to the internet goyim!
>this device has existed for 20,000 years and its only purpose is to heat food using radiation or convection
connect it to the internet goyim!
>this device has existed for 30,000 years and its only purpose is to put in a vagina to simulate a penis
connect it to the internet goyim!
>this device has existed for 500,000,000 years and its only purpose is to allow you to think
connect it to the internet goyim!

The proper term is "Internet of Shit"

Smart vibrators and smart toasters probly have botnet malware and are DDoS'ing shit already.

desu senpai as far as i'm concerned if an engineer can't explain to me sufficiently what a technology is and why it's used over other technologies, i don't want to have anything to do with it.
i don't care about the specifics of cargo ship engines, but i still use their services. same here. i just like to poke fun at people though.

"we don't know how it works, but it works, please trust that it works, give us money so it will work, work work work, btw it doesn't work yet". fucking hilarious.

>They know that you are the single user of both these devices.
this isn't always the case if you do something as simple as having two separate email accounts

>They see you go on pornhub
this is hard to achieve unless you're working directly with major CDN operators

> they track how long your mouse lingers on certain parts of the screen
this is not possible

>they know everything you search, how often you search it, what times of time, days of the week, they track your habbits over time and can predict when you're likely to self gratify
pornhub may have that data, doesn't mean the sex toy operator will have it

>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
>t. Smart Dildo

>this race has existed for 2340 years to exploit the goyim

connect it to th- wait no don't!

>connect it to th- wait no don't!
perhaps you would be interested in some of my plumbing services?

>Hentai becoming real.
>Also, the same journalist has been following this story for about a year:
metro.co.uk/2016/03/15/hackers-could-take-over-your-dildo-and-make-it-go-berserk-expert-warns-5754496/
metro.co.uk/2016/09/13/smart-dildo-was-spying-on-my-vagina-woman-claims-6126467/
metro.co.uk/2017/03/15/smart-dildos-are-actually-spying-on-your-vagina-and-secretly-taking-the-temperature-6510654/
>How do we call this? Vagileaks? Vulvagate?

> smart device measures its surrounding and analyzes/reacts to it.
Hold the fucking phone

deepthroat informant