I am a Saudi Apostate, AMA

>saudi
>apostate
>quite wealthy
>educated in USA
>vacation in Europe every year
>hate "progressives" and commies
>pro capitalism and conservatism
>probably autistic - can't detect sarcasm sometimes
>love a nice aged honeywine

pic kinda related

Why is the phrase "A Saudi and his money are soon parted" so true?

You shouldnt advertise this fact abdul unless you want to get stoned to death, unless youre using a proxy/vpn to do so.

How many people like you are there in Saudi Arabia?
Is the youth more or less religious than their parents?

>I am a Saudi Apostate

Never saw a secular muslim that was a cunt. Wish you well since living there, as an atheist, must be hell.

Can you buy me a white tiger?

18% (king family) are rich and super rich in saudi.
Rest is very poor.

Reported to the shariah police

Watch out for your government fool, get behind 7 proxies at least.

Also good job on being an apostate, your kind really hates the fanatics with a burning fire, at least from my experience.

Do they really have pet lions. Really makes me think.

The oil money will dry up eventually and they will be living in tents in the desert again very soon.
Thats what it means. Also that they throw their money around like retards.

Shouldn't you be behind like 7 proxies just to avoid being found out and executed? Does anyone actually know you're an apostate? Where will you go once you are found out? Will you ever marry a muslim woman?

Stay safe, user.

Stoning and other islamic shariaa atrocities are ONLY applied on poor people.
Ever saw a rich saudi stoned to death or else? ;)

>>probably autistic - can't detect sarcasm sometimes

I haven't met anyone that is not from the Northeastern US, UK, or Ireland that can actually understand and follow sarcasm and irony.

your country will be like somalia as soon as there's no oil left

>My grandfather rode a Camel, my father rode a Camel, I drive a Mercedes, my son drives a Land Rover, his son will drive a Land Rover, but his son will ride a Camel.

do you poo on instagram whores?

What kind of an autist one has to be
to put a fucking heavy ass lion
on the hood of an expensive car?

Can I have one of those fancy cars? vroom vroom

You should throw those Kekistani state builders a few million bucks

The kind of autist that has enough money to buy 5 cars like that every week.
Id assume.

>Why did you leave the faith?
>Does anybody know?
>Can you get bacon there?
>Is camel meat good?

>ama
>doesn't answer any questions

>AMA
>Doesn't answer a single question

I fear he has already been beheaded.

Easy to be well off with money, never has to save it.

Plenty, I grew up with extremist mindset until I studied in USA. As many do btw. Nit just me.

I personally know one person that does. Not a nice person. I have an eagle tho. Maybe I am an asshole too.

No doubt, but there are plans and investments.

If I knew you IRL I would. Why not? But for identity reasons, can't.

I am a kekistani I left the faith after western education and friends in the US
Only me and my friends in the states
*I* can get bacon.
Camel meat is not so different then pork. But it doesn't make good bacon.

Sorry buds, I just was waiting for questions to load up, got distracted.

No, Tigers are endangered. Specially the white ones. What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people...

Thanks for your concern, I am not worried.

I don't use mainstream social media

Or at least I don't consider Sup Forums, reddit or linkedin as mainstream media.

Ever saw a rich Saudi go to jail? Ever?

With one phonecall I can get the police chief down to my own car accident. Not proud of it, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Very true. That's why I and many others have investments around the world.
At least I do.
Land in Midwest USA. Apartments in Europe. Shared everywhere.

All I dream of is paying off my home and this guy has eagles and shit. OP do you have a copy of the Robb Report?

Not really true. By the royal family standards, yeah very poor, by some Europeans standard, they are filthy rich.

Hell no, wont merry a Muslims women.

Can I have $10k so I can afford a down payment on a house

Paypal me some money please i'm dying

I've seen it once or twice. Not interested in that shit. Why?

What?

Sharia is for the poor muslims, women, non muslims and the minorities ONLY.
MUSLIM HYPOCRISY

Why is your Internet so shit? I used to play CS with two cool Saudis but they would lag so bad I couldn't take it anymore.

Are you the nigger in Nigeria who wont stop messaging me?

Come work for me. *wink*

>Do you miss the western way of life?
>How has your view towards women changed? In particular towards the idea of platonic friendship?
>Is a secular SA possible?
>Have you seen a beheading?

The problem is that it is wrong. The middle east isn't going to collapse because the oil runs out. It is going to collapse because energy is getting cheaper.

No, I'm the poor white man in Burgerstan who's messaging you right now.

Make sure you check yourself for apostate cancer

>srsly it's a killer

Of course. Islam is cancer. It's not justice.

Infrastructure in Saudi Arabia is not that great. Our internet cables have to go through nigeristan or pakistan...

Would you recommend studying in SA, are the universities any good?

How do we know you're really an apostate and not someone pretend to be one?
Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against people who've woken up to pisslam's deceits, but you can never be certain.

In fact, what if you're actually posting this stuff here so you can get some US agency to turn away its eyes on you when you go to America with the intent of bombing or something?
Yes, I'm THAT paranoid of islam and (former) muslims).

Do rich saudis fuck around ebay having fun overbidding everything as their past time?

do u need an ugly wife that looks like a man for cleaning?

Explains why they only used P90s. Be well sand man.

Also, our family got rich because he worked as a crane operator in Saudi

Thanks

I can go to Switzerland and eat Swiss chocolate tonight.
I view women just like you do. Probably. Are you actually not sexist and just edgy on the internet? Same here.
A secular Saudi Arabia is possible, just glass it then wait for the radioactivity to decay.
Never seen a beheading with my own eyes.

Depends on what subject. Engineering, Petroleum and Chemistry is top notch.
Look up King Fahd University of Petroleum and Minerals. If you miss booze you can go to Bahrain real quick too. Only if you are rich to afford all that.

You are right, you can never be sure.

No idea, never heard of such thing.

I can get a french maid to do that. I settle with Filipino maids.

They don't only use P90, that's the National Guard in urban areas.
Police use old G3 for example.

Just don't nuke us for all the shit our government did to the world.

I meant in CS. They used the spray and pray gun because their Internet was too shit to rely on being accurate.

>view women just like you do. Probably. Are you actually not sexist and just edgy on the internet? Same here.

I'm not sexist at all, some of my best friends are women. I don't know much about Islam but aren't your interactions with strange women heavily restricted?

I assumed, since you said you were quite radical, that you would have had a very different view on women to the average westerner. How exactly do you view women in Sunni Islam anyway? We're told you essentially view them as property but surely you love and cherish them like any other person would, right?

Just send me 100 petrol arab moneys pls

>apostate
>educated in...[insert non muslim country here]
Always these two together.
I'd advise opening free science classes in mudshit land as a long term solution to their problems if I thought for a second the sandpeople wouldn't go go apeshit at the very idea.
Oh, well. I'm sure the internet will sort that out eventually

I don't think our island nation has any nukes

Or maybe

Oh, okay, don't know much about games. I only play nintendo stuff if I ever do.

To a westerner, the views of a Sunni to women is pretty much like property or cattle even. Ever seen the video of Rich Dawkens talking to that Muslims about westerner women? Some fucked up shit like that.

But... In my views the most accurate thing is that they view women like children, never become adult so they have to do what their adult (men) tell them to do. That's why fucking a child girl is okay in deeply conservative Islamic communities.

>Reddit

guess what ? im unironically reporting this to saudia arabia , they will track you down and kill you

have fun faggot

Fuck off ahmad we don't care you goat fucking shit skin.

All college level education is free in Saudi Arabian citizens and educationally distinguished residents.

Education is top notch in college level... Not so much with high school and below.

Check QS Times for Saudi Universities, I think there are 3 in the top 500 around the world. It's not so bad.

Nothing will come of this. I guarantee it.

i mean, what do you expect from a culture one step out of the iron age?

born and raised in europe from a muslim family , and guess what am still muslim .
maybe am not an useful idiot like OP is.
not having the mindset to resist brainwashing.

White tigers are basically retarded mate. They rarely occur naturally so all the ones bred for zoos etc are inbred as fuck and most have weird downs syndrome faces.

Get a proper one instead.

Jordan flag mad as fuck lol.

Do you expect to settle down in SA for the remainder of your life or are you planning to move somewhere?

Or maybe you are already brainwash and need to break the conditioning?

i heard bc you cant have relationship with girls in SAUDI , you guys go to dessert and butt fuck each other ?

be real now , does that happen alot , gay butt fucking but not being or acting like a faggot as what you see in the west.

If I were to come to Saudi for school, is it paid for by the state like many places around the world or is more aligned with burger debtucation?

Sure. But they're going home to their sandpeople in the evening and being re-indoctrinated by immersion
Education out of the country is the key maybe?

I am planning to move to USA and become a citizen after 5 years of enlistment.

Don't worry, will only buy American, hire American.

Hehe how close to the Royal family are you?
Now with how shit KSA is, only Royal family and those close to family get to go to West for school

Scratch this post, just saw your other one..Would I get by not knowing Farsi/Dari or Arabic while over there? Just want to know if English is prominent or if I need to know at least some of the language, and which is most helpful.

fuck off from mah Sup Forums you filthy animal sand nigger, or be tried by your kings court for heresy

>Lived in Khobar 4yrs
>Work in Saudi 8 yrs
They all do boy fucking in Saudi - very prevalent.

>Farsi
Its Saudi you dumb cunt. Their archenemies speak Farsi.

You should learn it and try it out in Saudi

>probably autistic
You'll fit right in

I heard that gay sex in public school bathrooms are not uncommon, that's all I know. I grew up extremist, hated gay so much I wanted them to die.

Foreigners need to pay. Unless you are exceptionally smart.

Yeah, abroad education is key. Can't stress that enough.
But not to majority Muslims immigration countries like UK or Germany or whatever country in Europe is being fucked.
They will enclave.

Respect to you my brother. This murtaad must pay.

I was introduced to a super white guy the other week, told me he was Arab - I was very surprised. No he wasn't albino.How common are "white arabs" ?

I've heard you get a lot of our shit-tier Turkish TV shows there ? What is your opinion of that ?

What did you study in the US ?

>the point of my post.

You must have left, right, up, and down syndrome.

>saudi
disgusting
>apostate
don't make me throw up

You are a degenerate who turned his back on his people. You are not worthy of an ounce of respect. Hopefully soon your entire joke of a country will be licking the feet of your Iranian masters.

>honeywine

Ok in my book. Ive spent too much energy trying to copy some Medovina I had in Montenegro

Are you a Christian now?

Their time is limited.

even in morocco too , yours and mexican tv shows. after a while they banned them both bc they were making the woman go crazy.

Not True. There is a yearly scholarship to US or EU, you just need to be smart.

But I know plenty princes my age.

You don't need to know any Arabic. I am not sure Farsi is at all known by anyone.
But with English, you can get by. Plenty know English. Thanks to Hollywood.

True

Ah, once Trump is ready you Mudskins will be living in attics and underground. Mecca will be sand.

I am whiter than most Italians or Japs to be honest.

I don't watch TV, only internet based shows. Netflix, HBO GO, Amazon Prime.

I studied Business. I don't need the degree. But it's good to have.

wat

Is it true that the vast majority of Saudis enjoy torturing, raping, murdering and starving their maids (fil;iipno/Indonesian)

When I was in Qatar, most of the locals seemed to get off on abusing (sexually and physically) their Asian servants. Saudis are probably even worse and more primitive and savage.

Why do Saudis enjoy raping and murdering their slaves? Do you take pride in this?

you're ok, mudslime

why do y'all eat rice with your hands ?

Oh dude. I love brewing and growing. I have a room dedicated for it. It's my past time after I discovered it. No need to get smuggled booze.

Of course not. I know it exists and it's horrid. It's shameful. It also happens to wives. And they are defenseless to this.
As for why. Blame Islam.

Thanks, brrrroh.

Why do Japs eat it with chopstick? I don't know.

chopsticks are utencils tho

Do you like this man?

ALLAHU ACKBAR KILL THE KUFFAR OP IS GOOD AS DEAD.

How big is your dick?

If you don't answer this question, everything you said before and after will be discredited and discarded.

when are they going to behead you?

You're stupid. Money buys privilege. In this case, it buys the privelege of keeping his head, literally.

Why is this shitskin sitting on a sls?

all non-white tigers have retarded faces

>can't detect sarcasm sometimes
Yeah, right.