IMPENDING LEGALIZED MARIJUANA SCARY FOR CANADIAN BUSINESSES

>More stoned workers will be showing up in Canada's workplaces with the coming legalization of marijuana, but companies have few tools to cope with potential safety risks.

>DUDE I'M HIGH AT WORK LMAO

>cbc.ca/news/politics/marijuana-legalization-employers-safety-testing-impairment-medical-1.4017539

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>reducing stress at work is bad

Fuckers just need to put vending machines with snacks at the office to rack in more money

> leaves scared of a fucking leaf

kek

>high as fuck while being a paramedic
>Holy shit dude your so dead looking right now

>Leaf that didn't have friends in HS and hasn't even smoked weed before

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>oh no all businesses are going to crash and burn it's Y2K all over again

DUDE

>People who didn't show up to work high or drunk will suddenly show up to work high or drunk

wait what?
legalizing marihuana doesnt mean people will come stoned to work

just treat it the same as with people coming drunk to work and problem solved
ffs

How is this any different from people who show up to work drunk?

But how's that any different than a drunken paramedic?

They'll just import more somalians.

WEED

youtube.com/watch?v=2yl3VY6qXNM

seems easy enough to me

You try being blitzed out of your mind, doing a job you have no idea how to do, with a line of angry customers in front of you

lol I'm always high as fuck and I'm so productive I'm getting raised and promoted after a years employment in the tech industry.

How can you look at Trudeau and not think he's a flaming faggot?

Well, for one unless your job is highly intensive on a mental level, you could actually still do it if you are stoned.
When I was a dishwasher our whole kitchen shift would smoke before and after the shift. We'd run a full house baked AF with no problems.

But if you are a truck driver and you space out for too long going through LA you might just pancake 7 cars.

Its a spectrum.

if you don't know how to do your job then maybe you should find another one.

>All the Mexicans already going to Canada because Trump
>All the liberal hippies move to Canada for muh weed
I see nothing wrong with this

Nobody knows you're high

LMAO

Just let it ride

Why wouldn't you just treat them like you treat drunks? Or are Canadians allowed to show up to work drunk

People being high at work will save money as opposed to losing billions every year due to employee absence caused by "hangovers".

Keep drinking your liquid demon and crying about weed.

You know, there's a ton of shit we can throw at Trudeau but this has to easily be the dumbest criticism.

KYS (((CBC))) and saged.

you can only make an excuse of being tired with glossy red eyes so many times before your boss will call you out

Nobody knows if you're drunk either if you put a mint in your mouth

>working while stoned

THE HORROR!

THE ABSOLUTE
FUCKING
HORROR!!

Visine? How did you get through high school?

than there is no fucking problem is there?!!?
if nobody notices ur high than its not affecting you
enough to make you work less or worse

this is somewhat arguable
but if you see people falling behind with work
you can allways fire them and find another worker ...

i dont get whats the big deal

If you don't feel compelled to pregame before your shift I truly envy you.

There is no big deal. These are the hoops we jump through for schekels