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What's the best way to come out to my parents, who both voted for Trump, that I'm a proud communist?

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suicide yourself in a spectacular manner and leave it in your note.

Tell them you need to see an autism specialist

But by killing myself I wouldn't be able to witness and participate in the inevitable proletarian revolution.

In your suicide note

Shoo commie shoo

You'll realize how stupid a communist society is when you realize that governments have the power to live and let live.

You don't want a government that will justify sacrificing the individual for the good of the whole because that's the first step towards justifying genocide.

Better go hard right quick then, the proletariat revolution is coming but it sure isn't (((communist))).

AK47s > stick

I don't have a problem with neo-nazis dying.

I thought Jews were capitalist who controlled the banks? Make up your mind, nazi.

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I put in my info and this is all that came up?
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You kill yourself and leave a note carved in your body

They're both, why would it have to be an either/or thing? Communism is just a Jew meme to pull one over on the goyim and turn them into an easily controllable cultureless brown mass. Karl Marx was an elite Jew who never worked a day in his life. You really trust him to be on your side?

>communism
>russians
>communists
>get cold war btfo
>turns into oligarchy
>america
>destroys communism
>freedomland current year
>jobless Americans
>want communism
>[insert next step here]

What is it about leftards that they can't foresee the consequences of their ideals or actions?

By going out and killing yourself as a suicide bomber. Communist suicide bombers are the second biggest group of suicide bombers

Get out of here sliding shill

>AK47s > stick
>implying that leftists own guns

>proud of being a retard cultist
Joining Scientology would be less shameful.

seems legit

put it in the note

W-we hate identity politics, you transphobic homophobic xenophobic racist!

You could hang yourself and leave a note. Would probably do the trick.

With a suicide

I guess I should explain further, the so-called "conservatives" of today are not real conservatives. They are not interested in conserving a culture or a heritage. They are not interested in promoting the interests of their people. They are ideologues who attach themselves to policies instead. True conservatives can use either more socialist or more capitalist economic policies, whatever is necessary for the good of their nation. Politics has always been globalism vs. nationalism, but for the past half century both "sides" of the political spectrum have just been different flavors of globalism.

Go back to eating tendies and watching Alex Jones talk about how juice boxes make you gay.

Actually I'm not jobless, I'm from a fairly privileged family. And I still want to destroy the rich.

That's too small-scale.

"The whole proletariat must be armed at once with muskets, rifles, cannon and ammunition, and the revival of the old-style citizens’ militia, directed against the workers, must be opposed. Where the formation of this militia cannot be prevented, the workers must try to organize themselves independently as a proletarian guard, with elected leaders and with their own elected general staff; they must try to place themselves not under the orders of the state authority but of the revolutionary local councils set up by the workers. Where the workers are employed by the state, they must arm and organize themselves into special corps with elected leaders, or as a part of the proletarian guard. Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary."

-Karl Marx

Because helping poor people is worse than Scientology.

But the proletariate have already started revolting, they elected President Trump.

You should have been on Utoya in summer of 2011

sickle up your arse and hammer down your throat, they will understand.

i also hope you bleed to death you fucking commie, sincerly eastern germany which experienced actual communism.

Just disappear it will be easier on them

So you have no argument then? Would you by any chance be Jewish?

this desu

if you kill yourself you'll be thrown out of a helicopter soon enough you disgusting fucking commie

with a 357mag through your brain, you nigger shill

My parents and brother are all liberal leaning. Brother wanted Bernie and my parents were for Shillary. They all know I'm much more conservative than them. I can talk politics with my brother because he's not a moron and understands differing views but I don't even try with my mom. She straight up told me, "If you voted for Trump, don't tell me. If I found that out it would seriously change the dynamic of our relationship".

Put it in your suicide note.

they'll probably just laugh at you desu

In your suicide note

Tell them you need a helicopter ride.
They will understand.

this

That doesn't change my opinion.

They are ignorant. Without a strong socialist presence in America due to JFK, Nixon, Reagan, etc, they believe that socialism is evil and that the Nazis are their saviors who will destroy their oppression. The whole American proletariat must go through a communist 'red-pilling', essentially. And I wish to aid in that.

Was it actual communism?
No country has ever been communist. Some countries have been socialist. But no country has ever claimed to be a fully communist country.

Even worse, a Muslim. :^)

Heh heh heh.

I'm willing to bet you have nightmares of the anal raping we delivered at Stalingrad.

Smells awfully Semitic up in here all of a sudden

stick a sharpie in the pooper and run around like a maniac. they'll understand.

>not real communism meme

oh boy, fuck off shill. remember to sage this faggot lads.

>"The whole proletariat must be armed at once with muskets, rifles, cannon and ammunition, and the revival of the old-style citizens’ militia, directed against the workers, must be opposed. Where the formation of this militia cannot be prevented, the workers must try to organize themselves independently as a proletarian guard, with elected leaders and with their own elected general staff; they must try to place themselves not under the orders of the state authority but of the revolutionary local councils set up by the workers. Where the workers are employed by the state, they must arm and organize themselves into special corps with elected leaders, or as a part of the proletarian guard. Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary."
>-Karl Marx
Did I ask you what Marx said? No. I stated a fact, and that fact is that leftists today have chosen to go almost completely unarmed.

>FPBS

Every fucking time.

No, you're JIDF. There's no such thing as a communist muslim. You'll be in the work camps soon.

Kill yourself so they don't have to

>Even worse, a Muslim. :^)

Hi /leftypol/

I honestly can't believe how nuts the Hillary diehards have gone. You're her son, for god's sake.

Fpbp.

I didn't say the words "not real communism". I said not communist at all. A communist society is a society in which there is no class, state, monetary system, borders, etc. A socialist state is the transitory period between revolution and full communism.

Study up before you try to debate.

My point was the common SJW and Marxists (like myself and many others) are very different and incompatible in belief. Take for instance the SJW's peaceful protest. Marxists believe in armed revolution, which would of course mean the use of weaponry.

>The group's website describes the JIDF as a "private, independent, non-violent protest organization representing a collective of activists".[3]
>non-violent

Heh, no thanks.

>so they don't have to
I am willing to fight and die for my beliefs, even if it means I must fight my own kin.

You should send your brother a copy of the Communist Manifesto. Hopefully, with study, he can be radicalized.

What's so frustrating about berniebros is that they're right in the middle between liberal and Marxist.

this kills the commie

there is nothing to study, as real communism is a dream that can not come true, not with the life form called human.

you can't just erase humand greed and desire to be better than others and to wish and think you could, makes you already oppressive towards your fellow communists...which again fails the system.

By moving out.

Prove to me human greed and desire to be better than others exists.

>think you could, makes you already oppressive towards your fellow communists...which again fails the system.

This makes no sense. Communists inherently believe that there is no such thing as a natural human greed.

That's actually a decent idea. I probably will if they won't tolerate me.

There are not enough helicopters in the United States.

look in a history book, voila.

In your suicide letter

Stalinist here and I voted for Trump. Trotsky cucks btfo

By taking a 1 way helicopter ride

But there are plenty of Kalashnikovs to shoot them down with :^)

Provide me actual proof, bud.
>China, DPRK, Vietnam: No longer really socialist so doesn't count
>USSR: Stalin's mistakes and treachery by later leaders took it down
>Cuba: Besides some political repressions, it's actually quite decent

Communist revolutions are occurring in many other countries such as India and pretty much every Latin American country. The future is communist one.

What a nice guy

human greed is in every part of our society, that is what you asked, as long as you can't get the greed away - which starts with something as little as "i want to be treated the same as the cute guy over there", that long you won't get real communism. it is that simple.

i am sorry, but we are not insects or swarm fishes, we are humans.
get over it.

Plant a small plastic explosive inside of your testicles and detonate it while screaming praise kek

6 of your chamber of deputies belong to the Communist Party of Chile. :^^^)))

idk just fucking kill yourself so they don't have to bear the shame of killing their only son.

Remember, the only good communist is a dead communist.

I know, lefties are insidious and grow like weed. He should've exterminated their bloodlines too.

You're not gonna get an honest answer around these parts. Google, "/leftypol/" and ask there.

>My point was the common SJW and Marxists (like myself and many others) are very different and incompatible in belief. Take for instance the SJW's peaceful protest. Marxists believe in armed revolution, which would of course mean the use of weaponry.
But there aren't nearly enough of you to cause any revolution at all, especially since the working class of America hates communism.

In your suicide note.

...

>suicide

This.

FPBP.

>proletarian revolution.

HAHHAHHA. Not going to happen.

Step 1. - Tie up both your parents in the basement
Step 2. - Cuck your mother by fucking your dad in front of her while saying, 'bet you guys weren't expecting this.'
Step 3. - Impregnate your dad's asshole with your filthy ball juice.

Somewhere, deep down inside me, I know that those are airsoft.

It's a gut feeling that I can't explain, but I know it to be true.

>I don't have a problem with neo-nazis dying.

First people to be killed after communist revolution will be internal opposition in the communist party.

so THAT'S what an AK looks like

I've had it wrong this whole time

Still not scary. I know how to use the firearms that I own.


>HAHHAHHA. Not going to happen.

Besides that, most of the commies actually are the bourgeoise.

>I don't have a problem with neo-nazis dying.

That's not who will be killed. Any individual who presents a threat, including yourself, will like be killed under communist rule.

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By becoming an hero, faggot.

That is why the great communist red-pilling must occur. We must reverse the effects of mcarthyism and reaganism.

A .45 ACP round in your head (full metal jacket, of course)

Do they even realize that by threatening their "enemies" with guns, they're actually being pretty fashy?

fpbp

Yeah I have no problem with this. I want the undesirables in this country (the bourgeoisie, the back-stabbers, the neo-Nazis) to be punished.

Funny how you imply I would be in that group.

Communists are in it for the long haul. Everything is merely a battle in the wider war. The ones who get discouraged easily have long since left us.

Friendly reminder that edgelord commies are just teenagers (mentally or chronologically) rebelling against their dad (Western Civ) and will grow out of it if they ever start making their own way in the world, or will be crushed to death by the invisible hand.

That's already started, at least in the Anglosphere. It's going in slowmo right now but it will happen. Brexit and Trump were the groans of a just-awakened giant. The prole revolution will happen but it will not be a communist one.

Your parents definitely would because of their political beliefs, so, as their bloodline, you'd also present a threat to the government and be killed.

But I guess in this guess, you'd be one of the Nazis as opposed to a berniebro.

>We must reverse the effects of mcarthyism and reaganism
To make way for the true red-pill of fascism?

Annex the fridge, then when they try to get something out of it, say they can only have a third of it.
When they beat the shit out of you, realise that they are the upper class and you are their wage slave, then go to bed hungry.

No, actually, to stop fascism from becoming more popular than it is already. The time to act is now for both ideologies: we need to get as many people on our side as possible in time for the 2020 elections (if we don't go the rebellion route.)

If you kill yourself now you'll save your glorious leaders one precious bullet they can redistribute to some other useful idiot

Wouldn't it be more convincing to starve himself to death?

>No, actually, to stop fascism from becoming more popular than it is already
You're kind of having the opposite effect

>we need to get as many people on our side as possible in time for the 2020 elections (if we don't go the rebellion route.)
The closest thing to an electable communist politician you had was Bernie Sanders, and he wasn't even socialist.

hang yourself in your closet.

they'll understand

Suffocate yourself with a Che Guevara t-shirt. No suicide note will be necessary.

They are real, but I guarantee you they are not proficient with them.

Just tell us where you live and we'll help you.