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It's hot in here

Punch me in the arm, boy!

>jamie pull that shit up

INJECT DMT STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SKULL AT 10000000MPH

KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED DIPPED IN THC OIL

DON'T FUCKING PUNCH HIM!

COME ON, FULL POWER!

Rogan smokes weed and is a degenerate loser.

Weed is redpilled as fuck

You know CIA studies showed that THC reduces the ability to be influenced by outside sources? That's why it had no use in interrogation test. LSD had similar results

I live in Bell Canyon California, which is an unincorporated community of Ventura County. My name is Joe Rogan. I'm 49 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet of freshly killed game and rigorous kettlebell routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll vape on some essential CBD oils while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the CBD oils I eat a pot gummy. In the isolation tank I smoke some DMT, then down some Alpha Brain, and after that some Caveman coffee. Then I put on my Me Undies while I prepare food from Blue Apron. I always use a nonvegan meal as eating vegan doesn't provide you necessary protiens. Then I make sure to do spinal decompression, then yoga followed by a final kettle work out. There is an idea of a Joe Rogan; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

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you dont vape oil. that produces many carcinogens (same reason you dont cook or eat oil). you vape glycrrin which to be honest no one knows if it is better. but at least youre not obviously choking on it. seeya

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Has he had anyone good on recently? Every time He has an MMA guest talking about how calm they are now that they started meditating my eyes glaze over.

Depends on the temp, fuckin casual.

He had phillip defranco on recently and they talked about pewdiepiegate and the milo berkley riots

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KEK

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal glan- jamie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal gland can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds.

accurate

DUDE FUCK BORDERS LMAO
DUDE FUCK THE STOCK MARKET HOW DOES IT EFEN WORK WE SHOULD JUST REPLACE IT LMOA
DUDE FUCK THE PRESIDENT WHY DOES IT EVEN EXIST LMAO

kek

>yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds.


This fucking kills me. Every single time I see it. Fuck.

is there any more of these pastas?

>jamie could you get that article up? yeah but it's _________________ ... here we go
>*looks over at the screen*
>look at that ...
>yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds.


Precede with whatever nonsense you want, fill in the blank with something relevant, and /rogenpost/ baby.

haha thanks alot mate

top kek

Roganposting is best posting

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Did you take the roganpill?

He had The Amazing Atheist on again and it was pretty interesting, also Jim Norton who's a pretty funny comic.

Jamie, pull up that clip of that road runner smashing the fuck out of that snake.
Look at this goddamn raptor bitch.
eyes widen
Have you tried out spinal decompression?
"I mean, not y-"
It's the fucking best man. I'll show you some shit after we wrap this bitch up.
"Actually, I really need t-"
Shit literally saved my back man. I'll do about 45 minutes in the morning followed up with a kale smoothie with some krill oil.
"Joe, I should really get g-"
Fucking gut health, man. Give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald.

eating oil produces carcinogens? gonna need some facts to back that up m8. I eat/drink olive oil all the time

combusting oil produces tons of harmful byproducts, not eating it though.

eating it just causes heart shit.

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I really, REALLY hate eddie bravo.
Mother fucking ignorant PIECE OF SHIT holy fuck 30 minutes in he says 'im going to try to keep my mouth shut on this one' fool takes a drink and a puff of the joint and goes full retard mode. Jesus, Alex gave him ques to shut the fuck up basically like 5 times and he couldnt even get those.

Underrated as fuck

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR WATER FILTERS, FILL UP YOUR DROPPERS WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY (35.5ml)

THE CONDITIONING HAS BEEN BROKEN AND IT'S TIME TO DROP THE BIG ENCHILADA, DRINK YOUR "APPLE JUICE" & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BRAIN FORCE
HERBAL NOOTROPICS
SNAKE OIL
MOON OCEAN IMPACT PROBES


youtube.com/watch?v=VMmmf84RbIw YOUR INFOWARS THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR BUNKER. FAINTS SCREAMS OF SOME MAYNE STREET METEOR CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR HOMEMADE NEWS DESK, FITTED WITH DOCUMENTS ON OPRAH'S PEDOPHILE EUGENICS MONOLITH AND DEAD CHINESE ASTRONAUT MATRIX HIVEMIND WEATHER CONTROL MACHINES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE RANT YOU CALL OVER DONALD TRUMP USING TWITTER BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR 12-DIMENSIONAL ELITE FOLD-SPACE WW2 DRONE PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH PSYCHIC PAPA SMURFS, FOLLOWED BY CALLS FROM CIA VAMPIRES JUST AS THE INTERNAL COUP BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN HOW THE SUN = A STARGATE TO SATAN BUILT BY HILLARY CLINTON AND GOOGLE USES THE BOHEMIAN GROVE FOR GAY HOT DOG PARTIES

FOLKS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR

FOLKS TEXAN NUCLEAR RAILROADS LITERALLY POWERED BY BLOOD AND SEMEN AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH BACKUPS FILMED BY STANLEY KUBRICK

>"CANADA JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND HOST THE GROUP OF ROME BUT COME BACK TO US WHEN PATRIOTS GET EVERYONE TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE"

>"GLOBALIST "PEDO" "PIZZAGATE" CANADA, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. IT'S TIME FOR THE 1776 AWAKENING"

-Alex Jones, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ALEX JONES NAKED INFILTRATING THE WHITE HOUSE UNDER GROUND TUNNELS BATTLING 7TH DIMENSIONAL VAMPIRES SCREAMING ABOUT BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATIONS

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Yeah that's why most dudeweed bros are fucking upstanding redpilled people right? Instead of pushing their Bob Marley open borders peace and love garbage?

ty sri lanka

Don't forget Joe Rogan is a 5'4" coward manlet who shut up after being threatened. His children are """"""safer"""""" at the expense of your children.

What in the absolute fuck is going on in this thread and can I buy some drugs

Post your fav Rogan podcasts:

-Graham Hancock

-Randall Carlson

-Graham Hancock & Randall Carlson (they did a duo)

-Steven Crowder (just because Joe sperged out about weed)

-Dan Carlin

-Jesse Ventura

-Gavin

-Shane Smith (I know he's a leftist, but he's interesting as fuck)

The episode with TJ Kirk the other day was surprisingly entertaining as well. Seems like TJ has calmed down with his Christian bashing and is more anti-islam anti-sjw now

You need to go outside and meet a human who smokes pot and doesn't fall under that quickly diminishing sub-category of pot smoking

AJ is top-notch entertainment/establishment fuck news around. The best, better than fuckin CNN

your first 3, plus Alex Jones, Jordan Peterson, Dave Rubin, Steve-O, and the Russel Brand one.

All of his input is liket his.

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> Be Joe Rogan
> Rant about not having open borders

> Live in gated community

>stop hitting each other

Lol it's like Joe was their dad

You clearly haven't sorted yourself out, bucko.

That video of AJ talking about people getting raped by gangs of blacks with 12 inch dicks is pure gold.....Jamie pull that shit up.

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