Brit/pol/ - Yorkshire Edition

>Queen gives Royal Assent
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39282280
>Theresa May FINALLY wins the power to trigger Article 50 as historic Brexit Bill is sent to the Queen following climb-down by peers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4308576/Tory-rebels-concede-defeat-EU-Bill.html

>Jeremy Corbyn: Scottish independence would be 'economically catastrophic'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-scottish-independence-would-be-economically-catastrophic-a3488206.html

>A survey showing a surge in support for Scottish independence was probably caused by 'sampling error'
uk.businessinsider.com/scottish-independence-bmg-poll-sampling-error-behind-bmg-poll-putting-support-on-49-2017-2

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/mar/17/islamophobia-most-worrying-europe-not-trumps-america
youtube.com/watch?v=oyffJnlCPfE
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I'm still here desu

At least you're here, user

y-you t-too

Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely.

>see Moggy is trending on twitter
>it's all normies taking the piss out of him for being Posh

Ive never been more angry on someone elses behalf before.

Is anybody awake on this ever so peaceful morning?

REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO TF UP?

I am.

Breakfast crumpets desu.

who /Queen Vic/ here? youtube.com/watch?v=z2GHlcwlT1Y

Yes, I usually get up for work around 6:30 but I don't have work today though I still woke up earlier than I need to without even using an alarm.

Mouth ulcers are fucking awful.

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i have awoke from my slumber, white rose for life

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i wanna blow rasperries on karen's tummy

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I understand there's a big race I've never heard of, but are ads for sports betting typically that prominent on British tabloids?

The really bad ones can make your life hell.

Its especially bad when you're trying to brush your teeth and you accidentally brush over the ulcer and split it open.

Luckily I know the remedy.

Take as many pain killers as you are allowed.
Also use strong "kills 99.9 percent" listerine for an extended period of time at least once every hour.

>I agree Alice, let's brick the Paki shop

Anyone know of anything to do in london that isn't shit? I'm going down there to Tate Britain to look at the Turner stuff, that should take up 1-2 hours but then I am left with 6 more hours of time to fill. Any places that have fewer shitskins than the average?

Drop a whole loaf of bread at the Piccadilly Circus and watch the pigeons go apeshit.

Disgusting

Monarch King Edward I of the House Plantagenet best king?

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today is our day, Nigel

The difference between the Japanese romanticised vision of Britain and the paki shithole we actually are makes me want to kill myself.

It was especially amusing the way in which they portrayed London and everybody was white.

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You woke up a bit later than usual.

Morning chaps!

I know, last few days only got a few hours sleep so laid in today so wont need a nap in the afternoon. You're up later as well

About 5am seems to be my usual time now. Not that it matters since I'm a neet, but if I were to stop being one then it would be helpful

>Not that it matters since I'm a neet, but if I were to stop being one then it would be helpful
Its a positive move, that will be useful in the long run.

Now then. Morning Sup Forums
Even when wards are separated,men get the raw deal
I shared a ward not much bigger than my front room with five blokes and no windows, around the corner was the airy, spacious,well ventilated and bright women's ward, they still moaned their arse off.

I don't want Scotland to leave.

REEEEE

Brexit was a mistake.

I do, i want them to hurry up and fuck off already so we can move on to better things.
All this farting about with the "we might stay we might leave" shit is annoying. The next independence vote they have should the the last. make it lawfully binding and force the scotkekes gov to merge with the English gov if they stay. If they leave we get to watch them crash and burn.

Either way, good times.

betting isn't some weird taboo here like it is in america.
If you're watching sports or just a shitty programme like Jezza kyle nearly half the adverts will be for betting shops.
Its just an extra tax on the poor really.

He's going to release the Moggpill on question time

what day do you think it is lad?
Mogg was on question time was last night.

Yorkshire is shite.

lol fuckin hell I literally thought today was yesterday how have I lost a day

SKIMMED
MILK

desu

How was it?

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Lads, what are we going to do with the 2 million pakis? I am all for brexit but we still have them to deal with. What is actually feasible? How do we move them out?

You know what the solution is

>those comments
thenational.scot/news/15162445.Theresa_May_s_blocking_of_ScotRef_is_a_democratic_outrage__says_Nicola_Sturgeon/

Builders are changing the roof tiles and they're so noisy and I can feel the asbestos particles entering my lungs as I breath.

Anyone else still have to take a step back when they hear that donald trump is the president?

pretty good.
Moggy and the audience continuously destroying some whiny SNP bitch. Another britpol poster from the crowd was added to the collage.

Its probably just plaster or just insulation ya big poof

>Another britpol poster from the crowd was added to the collage
Post pic was it the harry potter looking future politician?

Fucking hell, The CEO of weatherspoons looks like any guv of a local shithole pub.

On question time in a sports polo and some jeans, top lad.

May has unironically monumentally fucked up by point black denying a Scottish referendum. Scotland 100% confirmed for leaving.

She didn't deny it, you nonce, she refused the SNP's timetable.

Hey lads, why haven't you moved to Australia yet?

>"What currency have you got if you leave, the groat is it?"
>She starts seething as the audience laughs at her

AHAHAHAH FUCKING SMELLY DUMB BAGPIPE NIGGERS.

Dont know if my cat would like it.

a thread on the shithole on Sup Forums has made me question whether hemp based ointments and oils are genuine alternatives for muscle/joint pain. Anyone got some knowledge? Seems the stuff is legal to buy

It's a bit hot lad.

That paddy nicked it.

its bollocks lad. CBD containing oils were recently banned here. the only hemp oil you can buy now is for cooking or use in the cosmetic industry. There's little evidence that topical CBD application helps with pain relief anyway.

At this stage there can be no reconciliation between England and Scotland, you know that.
I work company to company with English people, and the resentment is at levels I've never seen before in my life. It'd take an event of tremendous significance to rejoin the two, and even then, that might just push us further apart.
It's completely over.
As far as currency is concerned, there is literally nothing stopping us from using our de facto currency, which we invented btw, in the meantime before we establish a central banking system of our own, giving us control of our own economy. On a side note, I've no idea why Salmond wanted to keep the BoE as supreme over Scottish monetary policy anyway. Doesn't make sense to me at this stage. I'd be all in favour of the Scottish Crown as a currency. Sounds regal af.
It's the same thing to us, mate. We hae a majority of MSPs who voted for it, 96% majority of MPs who would vote for it, and it would be rejected by solely English MPs, and 2 cuckolds. She had no democratic right to refuse it, and the power to hold these referendums on Scottish self-determination should be made in Scotland by the Scottish government anyway, where it solely represents the Scottish people.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/mar/17/islamophobia-most-worrying-europe-not-trumps-america

LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS

Does anyone here remember the Q&A shitposts I was making, and one of them was about some rank british slut performing anti-capitalist poetry about circles?

Well, she's back

youtube.com/watch?v=oyffJnlCPfE

Be a bit daft using the crown as currency when you don't have your own royal family. Groats it is.
Of course May has a democratic right to refuse another referendum. Scotland has a population the same size as Yorkshire. You cunts had a referendum three years ago. Forcing another one so soon because you didn't get the result you want is blatantly undemocratic and would be a massive waste of public money.

>the power to hold these referendums on Scottish self-determination should be made in Scotland by the Scottish government
1. 'should' is irrelevant, that authority lies with the British government
2. If we're to accept that the scucks should be able to hold referendums whenever they like how are we to stop them having one every other year until turnout drops so low it's only Sturgeon and Salmond bothering to vote
Muhh self determination is great. It was offered on a plate and the Scots turned it down. The fact that the SNP are useless fucks who couldn't run a drug store in a prison and need to constantly bleat about independence to distract from their failing policy record is irrelevant.

She doesn't have a democratic right to refuse it. Scotland is a country, and as much as I love Yorkshire, the situation is not comparable from a legal perspective.
Yes, we should pay for it, 100% agreed.

This dumb Nu-male couldn't even get applause for Corbyns lot talking about inter-sectionalism.

>ozzy osbourne's gay nephew

thanks

>sky news showing some snp conference like anyone fucking cares

Gotta stick something on when you're 24/7.

Scotland would clearly do just fine as an independent nation, whether part of the EU or not.

Real talk. It's 5 million White protestants. Ireland managed to thrive and their catholics. I'm sure Scotland would do just fine.

The EU would also fall over backwards to let them into their club. Brexit means the EU is 10% less White. They're fucking desperate to increase the average Whiteness in the bloc, especially now swarthy Balkanniggers are next in the queue to join.

Scotland could easily do an Ireland and turn into a low tax area.

Well Scotland is not covered by the fixed term act. So if the SNP are so sure of the support of the Scottish people. They could call an election. That's in their power.
Print your own money? That was suggested to the Greeks, it didn't go well. Who would accept it? What back-up would it have. Who would recognise it as a currency.

>book day off work to go doctors about ingrown toenail
>get there at 8 so I'm before all the paki scum
>GP hours have changed and the NHS website hasn't been updated
>have to go back at 10
>get there, paki filth all over
>see GP
>lol only diabetics are covered for Ingrown toenails
>have to go private

Fuck sake lads, the one time I need health care and it's not covered by the NHS.

Of course Scotland would survive, but how well. Look up Ireland 1940_ 1960.
Don't bank on the EU, Scotland's usefulness ends with exit from the uk. The EU won't want another Greece.

Scotland is fundamentally not Greece. People would trust Scotland and lend Scotland money, because they are White protestants, not slavic Balkniggers.

Unironically recommended reading is the new testament. Save yourselves anons.

go BUPA and get white doctors, its very nice.

Why on earth would anyone trust the Scots? What's from keeping their economy tanking the minute the leave the union? And don't say North Sea Oil, I couldn't handle another laughing fit so early in the morning.

>Scotland don't have their own royal family.
Err... The union of the crowns saw the English taking a Scottish king as the king of both Scotland and England so they have as much a claim to the royals as we do lad. The OatNiggers might be twats bu att least know your own history for fucks sake.

Why? A new currency is a risky thing. If I invest money in it, I could loose my money. What does Scotland have to offer as security for my investment. The world's a hard place, financing don't give a Fuck, unless profit can be made.

I knew that lad, but the SNP don't strike me as the sort of staunch monarchists that will demand that the royal family follow them north off the border.

Strange, I got mine done at my GP and I'm not diabetic.

former yes, now NO.

sick of these SNP cunts and their victim mentality.

It doesn't matter what the SNP think, it's what the vast majority of the Scots think and they are broadly in favour of keeping their heritage, it's just Westminster they don't like.

I studied up there for a while and most of it boils down to democracy as far as I can see. If they got rid of first-past-the-post voting and made Westminster proportional, federal with strong regional governments (in England too) then the SNP would die on their arse as the anger of the average porridge-wogs would fizzle out.