ITT we post Alt-Right haircuts

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>alt-right haircut

Being "right wing" is about being a free thinking individual so any haircut you like is "alt-right." Autisticaly caring making you a faggot nu-male cuck.

Who fucking cares what some liberal thinks. Wear your hair however, the more you give pussys an inch on aything you lose

I'm not talking about being a cuckservative or a librcuckian I'm talking about being ALT-RIGHT aka white nationalist!

>Liberals
>Body Shaming

They can't get one thing right can they?

The point is their right, and I want to be identifiable

Any haircut that makes people think you take care of yourself (and when I say of yourself I don't mean those hipster cunts that only take care of their looks and don't give a damn about their personal habits and other things)

Libtards either don't get any haircut at all or just do something that looks more like they've been trying to mutilate themselves instead of getting a nice thing done

We ought to bring moustaches into the mix.

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The Hitler Youth cut has been popular among rights on /fa/ for like a fucking decade.

Too many of us are too young to pull it off.

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I understand. But it can still be a rite of passage.

Kind of want this in the future, with a 5 o'clock shadow

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Like this?

>alt-right

This is what im rockin'.

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Is that Freddie Mercury?

Why are his pants so low?

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who in the fucking hell are these clowns

Why do they always look so condescending?

seriously though i need to get my hair done

what are pol approved haircuts ?

Literally my hair

>he requires the approval of a tibetan shadow puppet forum before getting a haircut

>alt-right haircuts

Right wing politics doesn't have fashion or art or movies or music. Right wing politics has jobs.

Stop worrying about your aesthetic and worry about money.

For some reason this reply made me laugh my ass off. I needed that tonight, thanks user

But I agree, who the fuck are these dudes

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/fa/ as fuck

where did I ask for an approval ?

For the last time. Alt-right is fake media shit.

>tfw receding like a bitch

It's getting really fucking bad. None lost from on top yet though.

Still JFMSU

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Calling yourself a free thinking individual makes you sound pretty faggy

I'm too old... stupid receding hairline...

I'm only 21 as well

How about hairstyles for women?

We got a lolbertarian over here guys

Fuck off military had it first REEEEEEEEE

I have a similar body and bloodthirsty pseudo-autist stare, and almost the same politics. If I start dressing like this how much pussy can I rake in?

You're joking

>tfw have been losing hair since 16
>currently 19 and its getting pretty bad
>dad isnt bald
>his dad wasnt
>other grandpa isnt
>none of my uncles are

for fucks sake

all of it

It's not like they can change their facial expressions anymore

Go bald senpai, get muscular and wear black.

What about for women?

lmao hairlet

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I've been told male pattern baldness generally comes from your mother's side, is your maternal grandfather bald?

at least i have a nice face and i seem to be doing better with girls now than i ever have

will probably just get a hair transplant at 25 desu

Tried minox? Its only been round for 25 years

You're not your dad's son

its all the plastics mate
your test is probably low as hell too
blame the petroleumjews not your genetics

no, zero people in my family are bald

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>the media is unaware that gays love nazi fashion and took it for themselves

Sounds like your Dad got cuck'd

Fuck OP, ( who happens to be a faggot), and fuck the alt right label.

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ive never checked test levels but if anything i would assume it is high

my voice is really deep, have quite a bit of body hair, and im naturally lean and muscular so i dont think i have low test

>not being a goosestepping, sieg heiling nazi while unironically having cornrows/dreads

I'm disappointed in you all.

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studies have found lower test in modern men
sperm counts are at all time lows
frogs are turning gay, you could be next
plastics in your food, water, soil, air
estrogen in your piss water from all those birth control pill popping women
soy soy soy filling your man tits with estrogen
glyphosate ruining your gut microbiom
you're an absolute mess and that shitty meme pic is all you got?

Braids.

Yes.

Heres a quick rundown:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>baldness on both sides of family
>have full head of hair at 22
>0 signs of receding hairline
>had already come to terms with future baldness when I was 16
>don't even care about the inevitable loss of my hair
>feelsgoodman

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How stressed out are you on a daily basis? Do you put your hair in a tight bun or anything similar? Do you eat like complete shit? Do you like wearing hats immediately after showering? Do you shower with hot water?
If you do none of the above (and really a combination of some, just doing one isn't gonna make you bald), its some genetic thing. Perhaps your father and your moms father both were heterozygous for balding and by complete bad luck, you're homozygous. Even so if you are, try not doing any of the things I've mentioned. It will at least slow it. If you can't afford hair regrowth drugs, I heard pumpkin seed oil could be used since it blocks DHT to a degree.

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for our ladies? Also is the buzz cut acceptable for us? It's just low maintenance for me.

Literally nothing wrong with having receding hair. I've found a lot of women love it. I used to wear a hat everyday for work (ups driver). I seem to get a lot more attention without it. It seems manly to lose some hair.

>implying there is anything wrong with that

Heres a quick rundown:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Yes, but Crew Cuts are preferred to Buzz Cuts.

>Does my blue hair and extra weight make me a hipster or an entitled lazy whining loser

Shilling a Jew product that doesn't work.

Why not both?

not really any of those things in any substantial amount that would cause it

gonna order some minoxidil and try to find a way to get fin. however i pretty much would have to tell my parents i need a prescription for fin which would be awkward

just fuck my shit up

Witnessed!

>Stop worrying about your aesthetic and worry about money
Disgusting, you shekel-grubbing pleb

until it starts to happen

He was married to the most beautiful woman of his generation (he cucked her first husband) so go ahead and cop Mosley's look