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>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Grey = Luftwaffe (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black (or an extremely dark color) = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)
IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = Your country joins the Axis and you personally lead the invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = Your country joins the Allies and you personally lead the liberation of the country flag above your post
>Quads = Allies win

HEIL HITLER

This is gay

I'm a goyim, don't worry.

1488

helo

...

I-i am not a Jude sir!

Fuck the Führer!

This is America, I do what I want Bratwurst breath

not a commie tho

ITT Sup Forums falls for retard sliding "games" by the dedicated jewish jap proxy and samefags of Sup Forums

i'm the fuhrer now

I fully support Rommel and the Fuhrer is of an absolute fool's succession to his own imagined solution.

Let me through!

Hallo :DD

Fugg

Ub

HAIL ODIN

Fuck, I got hooked by the nostrils.

Trust me, I'm from Sup Forums

Like I'd need a pass. Just let me through mang

Yeah I'm totally sliding

I'm paid by CTR and earn ¥200 per thread

Surely it can't be because these threads are fun or anything

Let's see....

Obligatory

>Hende hoh, мopдa фaшиcтcкaя, Hitler kaputt.
>Ja, ja kapitulieren

Traps are not gay

Roll.

GAS IT GAS IT NOW!!!!!

HEIR IST MEIN PAPIEREN, OBERGRUPPENFUHRER!

We wuz

Happy to oblige sir!

proof two bombs weren't enough

Burn in hell you fucking commie

Heil Hitler! Please send me to the eastern front k thx xoxo

> Japan OP
> pink
Kek

BASH THE FASH

let's go

Wie schön

Oy vey you'll be hearing from my lawyer, goyim.

Guten Morgen!

quads?

Hallo there, herr unterschützfeldwebel. Nice day today...

Fuck off nazi scum

Roll

HEIL DAS NEUE FUHRER!

Nein, I sware my butthole is exit only! Bitte...

White as SHIT. What we got captain.

nein nein it is me

I am here.

Ich bin ihr schutz für heute mein führer

>slightly brown
He's a jew. Don't be fooled by the little mustache

Vi gasser til campen er stappende full
av daue joder og jodisk tann-gull.
Og etterpå skal vi ha nazi-fest
Sieg heil fadderi og fadderullan dei.
Sieg heil fadderi og fadderullan dei.

Roll

Homosexuell!

>Last time I rolled a gay.

Not this time you crafty cunts

ok

wew lad

Ayy

It's me, Donald J. Trump

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIITTTTTT AYO WO DER DEUTSCHE FROWEN AT?

>Herr Hauptmann, Gott mit Uns

Here ya go m9

excusez-moi monsieur

Check 'em!

let's see

fuck everything that is hating this tread
it's just a game
now go all play in that showerroom overthere
heil hitler

rolle

Hier, Bitte.

The real issue, is that you'l soon have a Muslim version of that.

roll

Hier sind meine Papiere. Heil Hitler!

France, here we come!

...well this went just as it did back in the day.

Don't you know who I am?

rolling

Africa. Killing Black jews

>High ranking Nazi Reich official

he has arrived

Check

hello fellow nazis

send me to the vanguard!

let me through goy

Nein, nicht Nord-Afrika bitte

gogo

ICh bin der fuhrer

Haa haa into the stalag with you!

sage

Bane?

is this really alright?

Oy vey!

Seems legit

NEIN, DU BIST DAS SHEISSE HOMOSEXUELL!

>Western front
That reroll was worth it

honorary faggot

Benito, you?

rip

benis

I was going to say LEAFS BTFO

But because it's Italians invading they'll probably be fine

Heil!!!

Gutentag mein freund