PREEMPTIVE ATTACK

>OH LAWD KIM IS GONNA START NUKING SHIT

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>it's real

LOOKS LIKE CHINK IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

shieeeetttt
due to a medical issue i might have to wait a few years before joining. how long will this war last?

he said that before or after his burger?

6 hours Tops

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Really?
I thought america would last longer.

If doubles, ww3 within the week.

GJ user

oh

the actual combat phase probably about a month

>Double-doubles

ww3 never going to happen.

They are just trying to scare Kim into going on a diet. Don't believe the hype

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You upside-down kangaroo-pouch-having piece of shit, delete this

He can't, China and Japan will shoot down any missiles he fires.

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You cunt it's fucking Friday now when am I supposed to get drunk

>Japan

>Double doubles
>We start and finish one war and start another war within the week.

Fugg

>USA invades
>Kim drops his nooks
>shitty missile missfires and drops in Russia
>Perimetr loses its shit
>noone remembers how to stop it, they have even forgot it was on
>lobs entire Russian nuclear arsenal on NATO
>Africans inherit the earth

DEATH TO AMERICA

>implying he will not use untraceable missiles with on board analogue guidance

Nice proxy

Pretty sure they will nuke china.

Makes you think

North Korea will fall apart like a cheap suit. Bunch of malnourished 4 foot tall gooks. They could take out Soul...like that's a bad thing.

ROFL

Ssshhhhh, Kim... You're supposed to be in bed remember? Big day tomorow, buddy. Gotta get your rest. Off to bed with you now.
>No more video games, Kim. I'm serious go to sleep.

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It is not even 8 o'clock.

PRAISE KEK

SHADILAY

So way past the imposed black-out
BED

Now THAT is shitposting! Have a well-earned and much-deserved (You)

Good. Put them all down. The North Korean people are too far gone to save. We would be doing them a favor, like killing a rabid dog, or a horse with a broken leg. Let the South Koreans sweep up the ashes and rebuild. Soon.

Its their own fucking fault. They had enough deterrence with a couple of nukes able to hit South Korea and Japan but they had to keep talking shit about developing a ICBM able to hit America.

I'd rather not be in it

If triple starts tomorrow

>preemptive attack
>talking about it on world wide social media

wut?

If triple starts today

fpbp

> it's the yearly NK happening thread

Spoiler: nothing ever happens

I know that is why I think it is a bluff... Unless Trump saying he would not say what they would do before doing anything statement was a bluff.

I DON'T KNOW WHO IS BLUFFING ANYMORE.

>SIDE NOTE WHY IS THE FACE OF DEATH IN THE CAPTCHA I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN THAT SHIT BEFORE.

You aint gonna do shit filthy yankee dog.

Nothing will come of this, it never does. Kim and his unicorn-fucking family shake the bushes and attempt to stir shit with great frequency when US plays war games in their general vicinity.

To wit, I present proof:

1. North (shitty) Korea has limited resources and a population with almost no skills aside from barely being sustenance farmers. Nothing to really exploit by offering them any "US Freedoms" by way of days of surgical ait strikes on key infrastructure and C&C outposts.

2. The humanitarian crisis of the mass-exodus of refugees pouring across the border to South (best) Korea and/or China would be fucking awful and on a global scale. Think of what Europe faces now with Kebab migrations. This would be of a larger and angrier scale.

3. It's DPRK, and they have complete and total shit millitary, save a few nukes that will be isolated during the very early hours of any skirmish. Their much ballyhooed "Million man standing army" is a fucking Psy Op and can be controlled with food as their only allegiance.

Kim is a fat piece of shit and is all talk.

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Can you please be gentle on their air force though? I hear there are a lot of museums and collectors interested in their antiquated equipment.

Could you imagine if Kim actually lurks here? That said, I wonder how many rich/famous people secretly browse this forum.

But I thought Hillary was the warmonger. What do you Trumpcucks have to say now?

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>years
It will be brutal but short.

Ya just really never know.

There is literally nothing wrong with threatening to nuke or nuking America.

I've seen NK flags here before. Probably proxyfags, but could be Kim himself.

>due to a medical issue

Probably morbid obesity.

The North Koreans would rather kill themselves or die fighting than run to SK or China - they're mega brainwashed

>Nothing will come of this, it never does.
The only people who freak out about North Korea are people who don't live in South Korea. No one here gives a shit.

I still remember all of the worldwide panic about NK having nukes. Here? Just another day.

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Of course they're going to continue defending that orange faggot. Right wing retards are by definition retarded and low IQ.

Friendly reminder how technologically advanced and adept DPRK truly is. I'm literally shaking.

Seconded this.

Ww3 followed by ww4

Oh, this will end well

They have lots of natural resources like coal etc. They have just gone full retard on their economy, which is why they starve and are poor as shit like every other commie country.

I'm on the side of Best Korea on this one.

Hope Kim nukes America.

Been a long time since we've been able to fight some squinty eyed fucks

I want you guys to know I will definitely be enlisting to go to Korea if it came to that
With modern war technologies, it would be a piece of cake fighting these soviet era gooks, plus I get to possibly bang North Korean women

The best part is they even have an entire army of North Korean women.
Almost makes me not want to use lethal weapons, and just take them out for fun later

The malevolent AI that controls the slide posts of the shareblue organization is threatening you in a cover manner.

It will either cause a massive shit-storm with china ,or America will get btfo hard, just like in the 50's.

I haven't got laid yet, should I hire an escort before the nukes?

Was fun knowing you anons. God speed.

NUCLEAR WAR WHEN?

FUUUUUUUUUUCk

>tfw you have a medical condition that keeps you from being drafted

we just said that to fuck around with liberals

I bet you thought we were serious when we said Trump would be hard on Saudi Arabia and Salafist Gulf states that fund terrorists

Reminder that America lost a war to these guys..

Literally nothing.

Politicians always make stronger statements when giving talks in foreign lands. You have to play to your audience. The same way David Cameron used to say "Multiculturalism has failed" when giving a talk in Germany, but then came home and continued to import Africans.

Well, she was. That's kind of an undeniable fact based on her track record as secretary of state.

I'm ready

remember you also fought in that war on our side and by extension lost too

fucking retard

DRAFT THE SJW's
NORK WAR NOW

>tfw also have a medical condition that prevents me from being drafted but i would fight if asked

DELETE THIS

Pre emptive attack is the only fucking option.
The second that entitled man baby knows he is in open war he will launch his nukes into Japan and South Korea.

They should bomb the fuck out of his military infrastructure before he can have his tantrum.

Is this why all those NK state tv watching threads have been popping up recently? Some NK gov official is likely trying to sensitize us to their regime.

Reminder to sage and report all NK tv threads. We will destroy the yellow monkey and take everything they have as we are gods chosen.

America wasn't even trying to win that war.

Kikes trying to tie NK into their central banking system again

>Japan
An American vassal state
>China
The Chinese are tired of their retarded little brother stirring shit up in the area. The only thing they fear is not growing their economy and potential American military bases right across the North Korean border. NK is a buffer zone for them, nothing more.

if triples no ww3 in sooner time

foxnews.com/politics/2017/03/17/tillerson-refuses-to-rule-out-nuclearization-asian-allies-to-keep-north-korea-in-check.html

Not so much, Germanbro. Operating on very limited details directly from DPRK we have to use the South as a direct reference and in particular to anthracite coal, South Korea is quite limited.

The last bit of empirical data on DPRK's natural resources was when a meeting was co-hosted by the Beijing Energy Training Center at Tsinghua University and was funded by the US Department of Energy. This was over 7 years ago. I have that study if you want to see it.

reroll

YES WE WILL FINALLY MAKE THE EMUS PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID!

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re reroll

re re reroll straya btfo

In some ways its like the Israel/Iran situation.

You will know the moment Iran has a viable nuclear device for use on a long range missile, because that very morning, the moment the thing is assembled, about 30 Israeli F15s will drop precision guided munitions on it.

Trouble is with Best Korea, the South probably dont have the capability to mount such a mission. Anyway, who cares, TV is boring right now.

If triples ww3 pushed to next week

witnessed

>Implying Japan doesn't hate North Korean

>no ww3 in sooner time

Yes yessss
Good goy, die for Israel