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CHAV POETRY CHICK IS BACK LADS! GTFIH

youtube.com/watch?v=oyffJnlCPfE

Also some shit happened in south Australia, or something

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youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E&ab_channel=BlinkyBill
youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
youtube.com/watch?v=vBVXEoqJclc
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I don't know what any of those words mean

What do you cunts think of Snowy Mountains Scheme 2.0?

abc.net.au/news/2017-03-16/snowy-hydro-scheme-funding-boost-to-secure-electricity-supply/8358502

I guess we must have picked you up from the ribbit brigade then hey

The public reckon Malc's a soft cock with no big plans, good move for him imo. As for the project itself, I'm pretty keen on. Lotta aussie history and culture behind them

nice performance

Fuck that, thorium plz.

Good barbie weather coming up, you cunts having beers?

youtube.com/watch?v=RCSoFd7O75E

Here's what I'm talking about lads

where do you reckon shia le poof will put his flag?

Uhh lads, what's with all the pink IDs?

this is why i cant watch QnA
tubby bitch thinks shes The Streets

We're basing Shia moving HWNDU down under off what exactly?

wild speculation, retardation and wishful thinking

Real poof hours

Just as I thought

helo australians i was told in another thread that if an australian woman sees my circumcised weewee she will laugh.


but will the relations cease? thanks

collecting info for survey

She'll glass you right then and there sensing a weak being and easy prey.

some random twitter fag
completely baseless speculation. It's also a ridiculous premise due to the fact that the "he" in hwndu is the US President and hosting the protest in Australia would be a true admission of not only defeat, but extreme mental retardation. Which upon reflection is well within the scope of possibility for le boof man

Aussie women don't fuck cunts who have fallen for Jewish tricks

leave that cancerous thread where it belongs m80, pee pee size and shape only matters if you root multiple women weekly, don't waste your time obsessing

ok thanks thats two for relations stopping so far and 0 for them not stopingg

yes, having a cut dick is a dealbreaker

Melbourne reporting in.

Are you upset

But does she beat the greatest Q and A performance of all time?

youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E&ab_channel=BlinkyBill

a litle

I've met her a few times, she's actually really nice. can't say i'd want to date her though.

She seems pretty redpilled.

Is she, dare i say it, /ourgirl/?

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10-13 Mar 2017 Essential --- LNP 35 --- ALP 36% --- GRN 9% --- ONP 11% --- Other 9%

Circumcision isn't practiced much here unless you're a Jew, have foreskin issues, or get it done for aesthetic reasons (read: Americanised fell-for-the-jew-trick faggot). Because of that, a lot of girls/women don't usually encounter feral cut cocks.

If a sheila down here saw a circumcised Schlong she'd probably react in the same way your women do when seeing an uncut one

Anyone know the name of the facebook meme page run by therightstuff?

fuck off kiwi

It will grow back don't worry.

>she'd probably react in the same way your women do when seeing an uncut one
hmm but they dont really react at all. its more of a thing that doesnt really matter up here.

Why do you faggots fuck this up every time. Correct link:
youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
Includes the audience tweets which are critical component

Crazy rain in Brissy today boys

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I want to thank you guys for turning me on to the beauty of aussie culture. I now have a thing for cute abo traps and sick abo singers. thanks guys x

youtube.com/watch?v=vBVXEoqJclc

ATTENTION ALL AUSSIES

Over the last few days here on the auto board we've been getting raided by a /lgbt/ tripfag.

The tripfag was cumming on pictures of people for a few months now over in the bike thread, proof came out and anons were posting messages where he tried to meet up with them for gay gloryhole sex.

It's also now been proven he has literal brain damage and wears a diaper. He's been shitting up the /o/ board for a few days now with his /lgbt/ friends and raiding it to try and fake his innocence about the cumming on photos of people.

If you want a laugh come join us in here, we have many good memes about
>postman scat
>googoo in the brain
>pervert postie

because he works (or used to) as a postal worker in australia

PLEASE SAVE US FROM /lgbt/

Gurrumul is actually based as a solo singer

But he keeps doing goofy collaborations with Aussie hiphop faggots and other cunts

i unironically like him, how bout them traps though?

Are you talking about Falcunt?

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She's going to let a loud screech to sound the sirens to call Emus to fuck your shit up.

Yeah nah mate if she sees your snipped sausage she won't let you bust a slug in her gut

What cunt

cockdrunk sluts wont care at all. theyll probably just have a giggle then stick it in.

i fucking love australia posting. Is the only shit worth in Sup Forums lately.

>Have a non related meme.

i fucking hate kate tempest

why does the fucking bbc always stick her on the radio fuck oFFFFF

THE BEST THING SINCE WRESTLING

>Aus/pol/ thread
>Not posting Australia's musical version of a shitpost

youtube.com/watch?v=2qgsebueN-o

is the labor party going to win the next federal election? are we going to have Safe Schools country wide?

she still sounds cracked out as fuck
>tfw im the top left hand corner post

looks like it
>tfw day of the rope cant come fast enough

think theyll reopen the borders too?

Probs hey. Inb4 the rebbitor returns saying that we should vote Labor cause their almost nationalists top kek

mate, they'll open the borders so far open, your arsehole will feel stretched

Is Jay Weatherill /ourguy/?

no, postieanon

falcunt was the guy he was bullying, he is an autist but nowhere near as bad as postie.

That foreskin guy is the worst.

theres just nothing appealing about turnbull. he cant get people to vote for him. maybe the liberals should change leadership before its too late.

i think he died from aids.

m8 they've got 2 years hold your horses

At the start she talks about how god gave people morality and assurance. Then religion became oppressive so we replaced it with capitalism?
Is she advocating a return to theology?

Can someone who saw that QandA explain the "circles" and "carpet snake" references? I watched her poem but I don't get it

i just cant see turnbull doing anything to turn things around and win himself votes. we've just had this penalty rates thing which is going to win votes for labor over the liberals. its like: what else can go wrong for prepbull?

>slam labor for being unstable in leadership
>burn through two leaders yourself in the same timespan
They're fucked.

m8, they do that, they have no chance of reelection as they'll be seen as no better than labor

Q and A bingo nights.
the carpet snake was from some abo lady who claimed she was a spiritual carpet snake, and it left a whole 10 seconds of "what?"
the circles bitch did the same thing with her chav slam poetry, it being fucking awful, even for a socialist

check this id

Where does one make Sup Forums friends in Australia?

I lost most of my old friends because I am a "bigot" and a "Nazi".

>Sup Forums friends
m8 this is just satire and a way to blow of steam.

You didn't think this is how we are in real life did you?

Yep can confirm. I just post here to left off steam but in reality I'm a moderate LNP supporter and big fan of BASED Malc

>m8, they do that, they have no chance of reelection as they'll be seen as no better than labor

things are looking pretty bleak for them already. labor are going to get voted in and do fag marriage, open the borders and institute national Safe Schools programmes. anything else labor are going to fuck up? are they increasing immigration numbers too?

can confirm just post here between sessions with the bull

could always... you know, burn the capital to the ground and lynch the Politicians?

get a trade, the apprentices all hate fags

Probs hopefully will shit malc out before then

>increasing immigration numbers too?
Labor and LNP are pretty equal on immigration.

Liberal bring in immigrants through 457 visas because there corporate donors want cheaper workers, Labor do it because they either want to help some refugees or because they're self hating whites who want to be Brazil 2.0. You got to pick your poison, but I reckon that at least the ALP are somewhat open about that fact while the Libs try as hard as they can to hide, and I feel (no guarantee that this is the case) that the Labor MPs who come from working areas, west of the divide and so on, are aware of the damage open immigration does and want to limit. Just a feeling, no solid proof on that. Libs on the other hand I can't see changing because nobody's calling them out on it.

Vote for Katter or Dick Smith, they have the right idea.

and replace him with who? abbott?

No one takes on Tradies over 19. Cost of labour goes right up after 21, they want to grab 16 and 17 year olds and keep them underpaid for 4 years. Most Trades jobs have been made so simple that all apprentices are good for is carrying your tools around, you get pretty much nothing out of it but have to pay for it. Most apprenticeships are family affairs.

>Also some shit happened in south Australia, or something
something actually happened here?

m8 look up the immigration numbers at the moment, they are yuge

dont let the "stop the boats" shit blind you, it's a misdirection.

>Labor MPs who come from working areas
The "working areas" are full of immigrants and the Labor MPs pander to them for votes.

The Liberal Party MPs in Sydney and Melbourne are the same. That is why we can't change 18c.

Absolutely terrible, the garage band I had at 14 was making better music than this shit.

>Working areas
You mean immigrant shitholes? Yeah, you mean immigrant shitholes. Fuck up cunt

>The "working areas" are full of immigrants and the Labor MPs pander to them for votes.
I'm talking rural seats m8, which most of the time go to the Libs, but the few times you get a Labor bloke from there they seem more legit. Mike Kelly for example, the MP of Eden-Monaro

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Kelly_(Australian_politician)

But like I said, just a feeling, both of our parties act like a uniform bloc that it's nearly impossible to figure out exactly what your local MP stands for.

Fuck off cockmunch you don't know what you're talking about. I'm talking about areas where people work a hard job that keeps this country. You sound like some Northern Beaches cunt, or a wanker whose never left his middle-class bogan suburb.

I'm already qualified.
The apprentice we have is a fucking cuck.

Yeh nah too right though aye fuck up cunt

>confirmed for isolated little bitch

labor wants to increase them. and the greens want to increase the number even higher than that.

and fuck that noise

but there's this stereotype that australia is harsh as fuck on immigration, but it's not true, we bring in heaps under any government. they're sneaking them in under the Nauru boat people shit.

Haha yeah nah keep peddling shit cunt about how Labor care for the working class man you deluded faggot. Haven't cared about anyone cept for their rich union leaders since the fucking 70s dickhead

Oh whoops sorry m8 I forgot about their inner city progressive vote as well aye, don't forgot about Hajid and Chink-Chong as well

When One Nation first started to gain some serious traction in the late 90s the Howard Government gained further support by targeting boat people and people smugglers. This pretty much killed One Nation back then and helped Howard beat Beazley, along with 9/11. Placing the blame on Boat People has been the LNP MO for close to 20 years now, and it works.

The what, 2000 people on christmas island/nauru are nothing compared to the 200k chinks pajeets and bongs that come in legally every year. Yes that's 200'000. That's only permanent migrants as well, there's another 600k 457's and international students ("temporary") migrants on top of that. Do you think labor could possibly fucking increase this without breaking the entire country?

that's interesting, fuck howard for that and for taking our guns
i've noticed a lot of foreigners say australians hate "immigrants" and are super harsh on immigration on the whole.

but polls show australians are one of the most welcoming countries towards migrants, and bring in one the largest percentages per capita in the world. they've completely shifted the conversation to illegal immigration, having us focus on Nauru and boat people to divert our attention from the tens (hundreds?) of thousands of legal refugees and migrants they're shipping in from all over the world to provide cheap labour and divide the country.

i hate australian politics, cunts need to burn.

>tens (hundreds?)
Hundreds. I'm pretty sure we had a net intake of 200,000 last year but that's just from memory so it could be wrong.

Are you some kind of dumb cunt? Labor support regular immigration as well you stupid faggot. Fucking hell, where did this myth that Labor don't support regular migration come from. Dickheads

Of course they do, it's just they're going "to increase" it from what's already record numbers? It can't keep going up, not at this rate.