VENEZUELAN BAKERS BTFO!!!!

The Government of Venezuela has started arresting bakers, blame for shortage of bread.

miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/venezuela/article138964428.html

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Daily reminder: Venezuela is a trainwreck because America sent in the CIA to take over, and force the nation to export its oil for food instead of being independant.

[citation needed]

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those dirty bourgeois bakers deserve it for exploiting those poor ovens

Wikileaks
Educate yourself
*returns back to watching star-wars*

[History]

By the way, Venezuela used to actually raise food before this, I know, hard to believe something basic like that would be done by a country of millions of people, right?

[citation still needed]

Yeah, I mean you know how America operates and has operated since World War I. Completely independent and not in anyway trying to exert influence on neighboring countries, ESPECIALLY Latin-American countries or countries with oil. We let them do everything on their own and respect their sovereignty.

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>when you have a bread shortage so you arrest the bakers in response.

>when you have no evidence so you use sarcasm to deflect from the fact that you have no evidence but that damn burger keeps bring back up the point of evidence so you have to admit that Hugo Chávez was a socialist that hated the US and the CIA actions in Venezuela failed and didn't actually affect policy in Venezuela and that it crashed and burned on its own so you're left here looking like an idiot but it's okay because you're going to deflect again because that's what people do when they get BTFO

Well, if they're not making bread the next best thing is eating the bakers.

>product shortage
>arrest producers
sounds reasonable

They also gave Chavez cancer.

Doesn't matter. They choose to swallow the commie pill, now they die.

>force the nation to export its oil for food
but they are exporting oil to china, last I heard anyways

youtube.com/watch?v=ymdssZOAx3Q

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Socioeconomic equality achieved!

that's not a citation you dipshit

you sliced you cock off with a bread knife and ate it
[Facts]

must be true!

That's a lot of infograph to not have a single source on it.

use your loaf

>this is what bern victims wanted

Nope, it's not real socialism

This is Uncle Boyknee's socialist paradise. Truly fucking deranged people. Him and his faggot supporters should be lined up against a wall.

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>go to savage countries
>here try this capitalism and grow us some god damn bananas
>omg we are oppressed
>they instill communism instead of trying to play ball with the means we had given them
>fail miserably
>how could u do this to us?

But its the fucking government fault that there is a produce shortage. Because they are shit tier managers.

>nsarchive.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB437/
You do realize this thread is about Venezuela and not Chile, right?
Just because you're right about something I didn't contest and is off topic, does not mean you get any points.
You're new nickname, 8RjJhDRl, is not Hillary Clinton, for bragging about winning a contest no one was playing.

i feel like this is a dystopian keynesian society

It doesn't even matter. This happens every time white people try to bring some fucking civilization to these lands. They all turn into commie bastards and anything we tried doing for them becomes a huge waste.

Its why we should have just stationed fellow white instead of trusting them to their own devices.

DUDE FREE

DUDE WHEAT LOL

Socialism fails for the 100th time

>Blame capitalists
>Not real socialism

Keep trying and after 1000 more tries you might discover real socialism guys.

You are an special type of idiot.

That's a lot of infograph to not have a single source on it.
(shows source of a single thread in the infograph)


i'm not up to discussion. I feel sad that most people who has trouble to read are americans.

Gov't needs to look like they're doing something. Gov't gets bright idea. Let's demonize some minority and throw them in jail!

Except the minority is one of the productive parts of the economy. Economy gets even worse afterwards. Gov't once again needs to look like they're doing something...

Rinse and repeat until you have mass deaths from starvation and famine.

If you're going to go this route at least pick an unproductive (((minority))) to pick on and scapegoat...

Nope, just right and you seemed to be triggered. Any time americans, brits, ect tried to bring capitalism to savage lands and tame the people it never fucking works and communism is what follows. There are several cases of this as it is but you don't seem interested in having a discussion about it, just memeing and throwing insults around like a child. Congrats on throwing the commies out of copters though, glad you shook them off in the end and now you're the most successful shitskinland there.

If anything, it's an argument for total war and not considering civilians as non-combatants.
I think we'll actually move towards that in the future thanks to our wars in the middle east.
Spread by conquest or spread by corporate technocracy.
Idol hands are becoming somewhat detrimental.
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>i'm not up to discussion. I feel sad that most people who has trouble to read are americans.
the irony of this sentence.
>post source unrelated to topic
>source on infograph is illegible spic siblings
>thinks he stands on high ground
>doesn't see the irony of his pretentious words

youtube.com/watch?v=r14rozZDzrM

skip to 0:18, or just weight the eighteen seconds.

Lol suuure thats it! Had nothing to do with those socialists running out of other peoples money due to their ideology being complete shit and their policies basically based on a kindergarten-level understanding of economics.

>LETS ALLL SHAREEEEEE
>HURRR DURR LETS TAX THE RICH CRAZILY
>SEIZE BUSINESSES/LAND
>GIVES IT TO PEASANTS (vote buying)
>BUSINESS IS GRINDED TO A HALT
>RUNS OUT OF MONEY
>HEYY WHERES DA MONIIEE GONE

Go back to your gay space movies,bernout.

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Why Cuba though?

Read history. We colonized them and try to set up trade, they retaliated, and shortly became commies afterwards. MANY such cases.

I should add, we tried to do it differently than the brits. The brits would station militia, white citizens, and keep the savages in check year round. We tried to respect them, we really did, by not stationing and occupying them beyond what we needed to do for trade. It was not enough and when we returned many of the places we had left to develop were absolute commie shitholes. You aren't taught about it at all in school. Cuba and the banana niggers are a good place to start.

Clearly the problem is the dictatorship. Communism can work, or so the gender studies faculty told me.

I hope those Venezuelan anons are doing alright.

Still waiting for my venezuelan flag. Do they not internet yet? Also, post more bread

>le Bernie is Chavez meme

Best bread recipes? I have a stand mixer that I would like to use for it.

lol
You call the banana republics and semi feudal states we installed there benevolent?

This is your future Europe.

Wake up.

>Implying they weren't
come back daddy ;_;

t. CIA

Castro should've nuked USA, tbqh

make a sponge.

i dont use measuring cups by now, haven't needed to for years because i know what good bread smells and feels like by the dough alone, but i thinks its equal parts water and flours, tbsp of olive oil, tbsp of sugar, and the yeast and dont add any more if you want to keep it classic, or add buttermilk and eggs for sweeter bread.

Let the sponge develop so the yeast start breeding and making waste. This is the fundamental flavor of your bread and fermentation is key. Slowly add flour until it is soft and can form into a ball. No idea how much flour you need. Experience is the only thing i can say will help you. From then on you have a good dough to cook or add seed and shiet to. You can flatten it out and rub cinnamon and sugar and roll it up to make a cinnamon loaf for instance.

Typical loaf takes 350 degree oven for about 30-40 minutes depending on THICKness.

UNA
PUTA
HOJA

Yeah? Its almost like two parties can benefit from something when both parties work together!

If we were ever brutal to them probably because of cannibalism or some other ungodly savagery..

HAHAHAHA this is beyond retarded

Maybe they didn't use them for baking bread

Is this a fucking joke or is your cognitive dissonance out of control?

No its not a joke. Us colonizing them could have been a very great thing but we were a bit too soft on them :^)

This is going to be Puerto Rico by the next 2 years

FFS, you and your ironic shitposting

Sure sure. Pretend these shitholes are better without us.

>leaf

Yeah, but autists can't blame socialists for your condition so they basically don't care about you.

>starving

>better jail the bakers

luckily it wasn't real socialism

They are.

You never colonized shit you inbred low class mongrel.

Apart from Puerto Rico, you were never there. You just tried to make south american governments lean towards the U.S instead of Russia.

Now stop pretending you are european.

>american colonization

lmao

>government gives bakers flour to make bread
>bakers make other produce to sell for higher profit

yeah fuck them

You're not going back far enough my friend.

yes comrade those pesky capitalist bakers, wanting to feed their families and buy flour to make bread the next day... How foolish can they be?

venezuela doesn't have food kek

Bakers should be fulfilling their national duty of baking for the proletariat

They took socialism and made ut "chavism" wich is shit as well

>have bread shortage
>arrest bakers thinking this will result in more bread

>A photo of the Venezuelan chief of police has been found

>gus, guys, we have a shortage of bread. what should we do?
>GET RID OF THE FUCKING BAKERS
HAHAHAH WHAT

You must understand. It's a capitalist plot for bakers to bake.

The biggest SA redpill is realizing that Mixed Mongrel greed and Selfishness will doom any system.

>Install Capitalism
>The best success by ANY possible mean
>these people won't give anything back society because they don't give a fuck outside their innet cycle
>Other people get mad
>Socialism/Communism happen
>The best people will aim for the biggest guvernamental positions
>Corruption happens because these people are willing use ANY mean even if it screw everybody
>Socialism/Communism fail
>Back to step one

Venezuelan user here.
Dodged a bullet there, 8 years ago my dad had us move here through his job


Right before everything went further into shit

>russia
>when user is clearly talking about the 1800s and when we took/bought a bunch of land and island from Spaniards

user do you think history starts at 1900?

I have a very, very hard time believing that the US cared enough about Venezuela to do anything other than shake its collective head in disbelief.

>Any time americans, brits, ect tried to bring capitalism to savage lands and tame the people

Do you really think this is an accurate desctiption of 20th-21st century US-Latin American relations in any way? Venezuela is sitting in their own hole though

>Socialism/Communism happen
>USA sends in the alphabets
>installs a dictator, funds contras
>children get btfo by landmines, commies get thrown out of helicopters
>USA corporations buy everything of worth
Every single fucking time.

>Bakeries bombed in Syria
>Baker arrested in Venezuela
Are bakers and bakeries meme tier now?

and now Chile is the best country in south america, your point was?

Pretty close to it, if not downright accurate, yeah.

Typically our ancestors knew they were lost however and did what they could.

Did you post the wrong picture?

Yeah, no way would US obsess over and destabilize a shitty nation like Vietnam or Grenada or Iraq

South America was pretty much fine during the 19th century.

I don't see what interventionist policies the U.S was carrying on in those countries.

I remember a few years ago, the left was constantly pointing to Venezuela as an example of how successful socialism was. Now they have disowned it as
>not muh true socialism
Like they do every fucking time

youtu.be/8UJlRRahNzw

I hope they don't they brought this on to themselves.

Commie mental gymnastics everyone!

>MY OBSOLETE ANARCHY MODEL FAILS AGAIN
>IT MUST FAULT OF THE WORKING MARKET MODEL

It wasnt all of south america, mostly islands and central america areas, but many places were acquired during the 1800s and we didn't hold onto because trying to do something as simple as a banana plantation with natives micro managing was fucking horrific struggle.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_territorial_acquisitions#Since_1853

lol, thems some Stalin or Mao tier tactics.

>This is lefties ACTUALLY believe