ITS HAPPENING

Secret Service laptop was stolen

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Why can't they remotely disable or fry the thing?

How (((convenient))) this will be to blame trump's inevitable assassination by (((them))) on in a few weeks' time

they can track those right?
our government isn't that horribly inept right?
r-right?

Oh great another false flag to justify illegal leaks on trump

I bet it was this guy!

impossible to erase every trace.
they will probably locate it and do a drone strike on its location.

it's probably the jews

>5-D Chess
>Trump wanted it to disappear
>CNN goes down next.

Digits prevail.

How can a secret service agent not use disk encryption? It's even mandatory in the tiny company I work for.

the obama bodyguard is clearly not the same person as trump's you faggot

CHECKLED

>information about Clinton

6468465435D CHESS AGAIN LADS

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Every single one of their cyber security measures are out on the darknet. All their software and methods. Not hard for the right people to do stuff with it i would imagine.

Yea it is :)

Why would a Secret Service Agent have a laptop with classified information about the Clinton email investigation in the current year?

>different look on his face
>not the same person

Are you autistic ?

this, they feel the heat is up but they still have something they really want to leak

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>laptop was stolen
It's a cover story.

Leakers are going to expose the Trump tower surveillance story through their media contacts, proving that Trump was being spied on.

This is plant to confuse the issue by placing the blame for all such information on the Secret Service. As rumors fly in media circles about the surveillance, the deep state will say it's just information from the stolen laptop. They will deny the surveillance leaks, or Clinton leaks, as fake news construed from the laptop theft. Remember to put me in the screencap loves.

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Yes it obviously is you retard

Good security doesn't rely on secrecy. AES is a publicly known algorithm but cannot be broken.

>Initiating wipe
>All bits outside this 5kb program become 0

This is how most hard drive cleaners work. Unless the labtop made it into a faraday cage before the trigger was pulled, that thing is a paperweight that used to have secrets

that's an ayy

>(((stolen)))

Great fucking pepe

> laptop contained floor plans for Trump Tower, evacuation protocols and information regarding the investigation of Hillary Clinton's private email server
> information regarding the investigation of Hillary Clinton's private email server

im genuinely curious

how the FUCK can you say that and mean it?

is this genuine autism?

>Doing the same thing with his hands
This guy spooks me out

>Why can't they remotely disable or fry the thing?
Because airplane mode is 2-3 clicks away and air gaps the laptop.

look at the bone structure and eyes, look at the fucking completely different jaw you niggers

what a fuking coincidence

the one with trump isn't even SS

it's kind of amazing that a private security hire still hasn't been lynched by congress

>"Stolen"
Sure

you retard he got the same fake right arm. Get out of my office

>NYC

Was probably some black guy selling it for money to drugs. Expect it to be found at the local pajeet pawn shop.

They're actually fake hands, seriously

>stolen

I think some user pointed out that they are probably fake arms, and he's holding a rifle at the ready underneath his clothing at all times.

just because you have a hard time telling caucasians apart doesn't mean I do. perhaps you're the one with autism.

WTF IS THAT THING?!

trump and his crew need to just start executing these traitors. it was probably some dumb r selected faggot who stole this laptop not fearing any serious consequences. everybody fucks with trump and he never actually does anything real about it. how can he still be worried about muh pr at this point

why did you say that to me???

did you mean to reply to me there or what?

I believe it was mentioned that guy was cleared back during the primaries, and worked with ss during trumps campaign

top secret intelligence shit

What if this is actually the laptop they're looking for and are just saying it's a Secret Service laptop to use as an excuse to use any and all resources to find it?

>2017

>Not encrypting your hard drive

A laptop computer belonging to the Secret Service doesn't just get """stolen"""

They're either the most incompetent agent in the world, or there's more to the story.

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Isn't this one of those situations where the Intel ME could nuke the thing if it ever came online?

There is nothing you can do against a properly encrypted laptop. Hence the "rubber hose" decryption where you have to torture the owner to get the password.

Ah, y'know what, I think you and I have been bamboozled by some of that fake news.
metabunk.org/explained-trumps-secret-service-agents-fake-hands-hands-ready-position.t8349/

Michelle is such a moo

If it's AES encrypted with a complex passphrase like it should be there is no need to wipe

The game never ends

one view is from the side and the other is straight on. of course it's different, faggot. stop being a fucking retard. he has the same big scowl muscles about his eyes in both pics

Give the laptop back, Jamal

>All bits outside this 5kb program become 0
You do know how long this operation would need on a 1TB harddrive? Especially if you do it >3 times, to be sure.
The battery of the Laptop would run out of energy before it is finished.

It's way better to just encrypt the whole thing. Then you don't have to do some fancy remote frying.

wow.com/wiki/Rubberhose_(file_system)

time to kill some moles

youtu.be/SwqPHZT2i14

It's probably encrypted, so any sensitive info on there would take at MINIMUM a few weeks to uncover, and that's if whoever got it has access to some insane computational power.

I'd bank on that being a possibility too, considering that tech giants have a big problem with Trump.

>steal encrypted laptop
>be unable to read anything due to encryption
>wipe laptop and reinstall Windows
>sell on Craigslist for cheap
wew that's a big deal and definitely going to compromise national security

assuming the agent that lost it wasn't complicit or using a weak password

PRAISE KEK!

>Secret service provide Hillary Clinton with protection for life
>Secret service laptop contains information about Clinton email investigation

if the CIA stole it they probably also have video of you entering your password

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>Secret service miss intruder who almost entered the whitehouse while Trump was inside

>Secret service take selfies with Trumps sleeping grandchild

>Secret service allow laptop to be stolen that does not even have basic password protection

Seems perfectly legitimate

All it takes is one Judas.

Holy shit where will Barron and Mommy Melania live now!?

praise be

This is the way the Clinton investigation gets shown to be real. 4D

I was wondering that as well. This story sounds fucky to me.

"we have your shit"

that movie was underrated.

Agent47 a gud boi he dindu muffin.

youtube.com/watch?v=LbMD6SVZMLk

Praise motherfucking kek!

Okay :)....
Seriously though, how long did it take you to learn how to type at retard school?

If it's encrypted to modern standards it would take millennia to break.

technically even just having the FBI vault docs would be "having information about the Clinton email investigation". sorta like how some of the "top secret" info Hillary was accused of possessing were articles from the NY Times about drone strikes.

Absolutely important to note

(((false flag))), calling it right now

What are the two first stories? Are they real?

PRAISE OUR FROG GOD!

No that bald guy has prosthetic arm. He is #1 suspect in this laptop case now

It's happening

laptop contains sensitive information about what sex tricks Huma had to perform to get Hillery off and how many children she needed to see in her oven to become aroused .

a shekel american

>we pay you fifty mirrion dorrar for raptop hand over
>sheeeit tyrone we in da money now

Do you really think airplane mode protects you from the cia/nsa?

It's like the KGB Gunslinger gait.

youtube.com/watch?v=jsbq94Qypho

Leaks when? It was probably a junky who doesnt realize what they have.

I wouldn't wonder if cnn is the one who got the story first

It literally isn't.
That is faggot LARPING crap.
Everyone knows it.

this is the kind of shit that gets the FBI sent to your house these days

Oh ffs give me a fucking break. Trump needs to declare martial law, go to a bunker and have SS rounds up all MSM Jews and deep state Obama cronies. No more fucking around. These people are openly trying to kill him.

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