Daily Reminder

Every intelligence agency from the CIA to M16 is compiling and analyzing every single shitpost you make on Sup Forums

Enjoy being spied on

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This is why

>implying they don't listen to your phone calls and Google searches

we da deep net nao

Obama signed into law a global engagement center (Section 1287 in NDAA 2017) that allows countering foreign propaganda harmful to United States national security interests. Will begin operations June 23. Roughly $60-$80 million of tax payer money is allocated to fund US "fact-based" narratives abroad. Includes tracking the location of propaganda source, which may be you, here.. think a global CTR / ShareBlue / Cambridge Analytica

>mfw CIA is analizing interracial porn

>Implying there aren't secret agents being paid to study every single detail of every single shitposters life to try and figure out what's going on
>Implying they will ever realize it's just smug irony, a chaotic universe and God
>Implying they can even compete with a triple proxied consciousness operating on frequencies they can't even percieve
What a time to be alive

Lmao

ASS NIGGER GAPE CUNT FART PUSSY ARSE

Hello spooks

Have a good one...

can any of you niggers give a lonk to pol dicord?

>all my shitposts are analyzed

Yes, gather round and listen to my wisdom, CIA acolytes and AI algorithms.

Positively

C
U
C
KED

Someone shoop this image into a smug pepe on the nigger, the world on the girl and a CIA logo on the white guy

They don't get that the act of observing shitposting only makes them get cucked harder.

>explain spurdo

thats only a bonus for me.

shitposting, trolling and wasting some fucking agents time is all i need from life.

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And then what?
Shame me?

Kek, you niggers are wasting your lives on someone without one.

>M16

We need to name more intelligence agencies after guns. Just imagine an American intelligence organization called Peacemaker.

The real red-pill

Thanks for reminding us, OP. This should be pinned at the top.

>the Mossad is here too
>pic related

>enjoy

I have been for years. When am I supposed to stop enjoying it? Tell me, when will the day come when I regret all of this? Is it coming?

It's definitely not being "spied on" if we're on a public forum that literally anyone can read at any time

This is your fucking tv burger?
I still can't believe it.
How can you be so much of a cuckland?

I'm glad that these pencil neck geeks are wasting their time on my autism.

At least that mean someone is looking at my shitpost

We're not anonymous in the eyes of ZOG, you dumb truck.

>governments waste tons of resources just to read my shitposts.

Feels good man

> spend your time to analyse shitposting NEETs on Sup Forums.
I want this job! Where can i apply?

To be fair to them it was played for comedic effect.

CIA, Meme Command Post checking in.

I cant stop laughing at this

>HEY THERE CIA
>FIND ANY SUSPICIOUS MEMES LATELY?!

JIDF never left retard

They just switched tactics

I sure hope they are :^| maybe they'll finally hire me as a professional shit-poster or meme analyst. Then I can get money to do what I already do all day.

Yes!

Let them watch!

We have over 9,000 future Hitlers in our ranks.

We have the best audience in the world: Retarded superpower "intelligence" agencies that don't understand why God works the way God does but still have billions dollars being dumped into figuring out the wrong stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=iZGLigsqnEY
>this is an accurate representation of what happens when you either fuck with or observe Sup Forums

You can't force memes

Only natural organic ones work

The act of hiring shitposters breaks their connection to God

Remember when that tripfag at Sup Forums from Jersey got arrested because terrorism?

Checked. Tell the story.

>M16
lmao

See le pic

he was from Sup Forums not Sup Forums so it's acceptable not to know. I'm going to start my dump of al-Britani pics

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>implying /pol doesn't listen back

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Oh no, they will know my opinions on topics!!!

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My dick is currently inserted into a pomeranian, shitlord CIA. Suck my dick, BEAR WITNESS TO THESE NUMERALS!

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Everything mildly amusing I have on the topic

I consider red pilling our three letter agencies to be a civic duty.

good. fuck this place. i hope they lock all u nazis up

you think this is news to us?

>If you can't beat em, join em
Where were you when the CIA became a puppet of Sup Forums?

Thread theme:
youtube.com/results?q=another one bites the dust&sm=1

The joke is that Sup Forums is really just agents from each three letter agency, shitposting and role playing as agents from other agencies. In short, there are no "real" posters, we're all just CIA, NSA, FBI, etc...

>tfw one day the only people left browsing this board will be shills pretending to be nazies and pushing the same agenda on each others.

>I AM THE ONE WHO SUBVERTS
TOPPEST OF KEKS

Fucking OPSEC, asshole

Holy fuck man I'm dying reading that

Hire me PLS

Nigga I ironically voted for a reality TV star to tell cucks to fuck off, go build a wall and be mean to Muslim invaders

Here we fucking are TOP KEK

I am from NEET, which agency are you from?

Is it still a shit post if it's a well written internet sentence about a feces covered twig topped with a monocle?

>Global Meme War

You're the new intern aren't you ?
Am I on a list now ? What's my ranking ?

CIA pony fuckers

BEST GOYIM

Given how technically illiterate and generally incompetent some people at the top of command structures surely are, some of these jobs must be incredibly frustrating.

And most of us don't give a damn.

Ohh yess CIA niggers fuck my ass yesss you know what i like send me some quality cp right now Ukraine isis nsa pizzagate hillary Pedophilia trump kkk racism assassinatiom

>a 50+ something agent that was alive before computers were in the home will take that number at face value and not the memetic subtext
I am laffin

>that allows
>implying this was not done before
>ignores Project Mockingbird and other domestic media infiltration by IC

>All the NSA and CIA agents reading this post won't give me (you)s.

>thats what he thinks
>he doesnt know i'm a patriot

You just moved up 2 levels in the threat matrix bro

Hope they have a category for harmless retard, we feel bad for this one.

They'll need it.

I'm csis
Here's ur
>you

>CIA What does the scouter say about Sup Forumss POWER LEVEL?

I'm giving you a (You) but please explain me one of your memes in exchange

t. C.I.A

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Hello can I get a job, mi6? I have a major in shitposting.

I wonder what the government thinks when I post a video of me playing with my AR-15 and then proceeding to google futa porn?

US Fish and Wildlife Service special agent here. AMA
And yes, you're all on our list

You're a big guy

Can you delete my browser history please? I don't want the government to know about my sleep fetish

Hey CIA man!

Can you give me a (You) or Awoo?

I'll see what I can do

Are these literal CIA operatives? Ffs they don't even pissjug. Outsource your Intel to us if you want to win bigly

>living on welfare
>shitposting all day long
>tfw the government pays me for confusing the world's most powerful agencies.


this is the life I always wanted

Same request but it's my foot fetish I don't want being made public

Thanks in advance. There's some weird shit my browser history

>Their top analysts are paid six figure salaries to analyze it and crack the code

Did gchq bug trump?

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>someone paid money for that flag
You can't win.

Is it foreign propaganda if it's US citizens on VPN's?

>alphabet agencies are posting to each other: "what did he mean by this?"

what did he meme by this