SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

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what a non-story!

Is this why Weedman lets himself get hit in the face, so that when he meets Chandler he'll look tough?

These two are only a few years apart yet Perry's aged like shit, do politicians have some kind of anti-aging drugs the rest of us plebs not have access to

not being an alcoholic also help

If you suck enough Jewish cock, they'll give you a taste of virgin blood.

YOUR JOB'S A JOKE, YOU'RE BROKE
YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A

This. Get your sleep, stay in shape, don't abuse your body.

It's like youre always stuck in second gear...

I'm 42, rarely excercise and eat shittily. Skinny fat like Perry but Holy shit..

...No way have I got bitch tits like that. I thought the rich and famous all had mad fitness trainers and steroids 24/7 if they so wished????

OwO what did he mean by this?

>OwO
this and brap posting are my most hated 2017 memes right now

Always loved Chandler, even when he became a drug addict. Always had a hunch that he was beyond the common liberal retard.

Chandler was also one of the villains in Fallout New Vegas

>Matthew Perry 'doesn't remember three years' of 'Friends'
>coke

Horrible drug to get hooked on, lads. My mate is a proper coke head and he's fucked. He's 32 but looks about 48. 3 years of abuse. On occasion, its fine desu

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They threatend to fire him from Friends two times: one time because he was lost on drug and second time if he didn't lose weight, because it marrying Courtney Cox's character would seem unrealistic if he was a fatty.

Wouldn't you have to have experience to know?

Isn't he the guy from friends?
I didn't know he was Canadian.

Everyone always tells me i look just like chandler. I'm also an alcoholic. Guess i have a bleak future. I'm going to look just like that without the millions of shekels in the bank. Fuck.

>tfw you got your ass kicked by Chandler Bing

>Starching Justine.

My man

Is Chandelier /ourguy/ now?

Chandler Bing, while dressed up as a giant pink bunny, lost an arm wrestle to Dr. Ross Geller, who was dressed as a potato with a colander on his head. Chandler Bing also beat up Fidel Jr. That's how soft Canada's PM is.

Wtf I love Chandler now

I always thought coke was one of the better narcotics to use (not that I have any experience), makes you super energetic and industrious

YOUR COUNTRY IS A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, DUDE WEED LMAO

> Mathew Perry plays Klonoa games
I can't even this timeline anymore

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lol great form

Aye lad. On occasion, its great. But if you get hooked it will control every single aspect of your life, like heroin. Coke is more insidious, you won't realise until you're hooked that you need it to function, whereas alcohol, heroin, opiates have many warning signs,

Where did his neck go?

Based chandler!

He won the only fight that mattered and BTFO of conservative scum.

It's kind of like an extra strong powdered version of caffeine. It kicks up your nervous system so basically all that happens is you start having palpitations and your teeth chatter, and you also want to shit yourself. Highly overrated imo.

This assbeating might look like 40 karats of bad luck. The truth is, the game was rigged from the start