I love USA

Hello american friends. I very love USA.
I hate fucking russia, hate fucking russian government, hate fucking russian language and mentality. I live in fucking russia.

How's your visit to Russia going?
When are you returning home to Texas?

We love you too, Vlad. If you're actually Vlad.

Hi
Just wanted to say that US is fine, but OP's mom is just the best

Because you're too fucking ugly to attract russian qt's.

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Come on over bro. You're welcome to come here.

Shut up, Satan.

>How's your visit to Russia going?
I was born here, unfortunately.

>When are you returning home to Texas?
I hope in a few years I was able to move to the divine country of USA. I do everything for this.

>Vlad
Who Vlad?

Russia's not the worst place to live, but the USA is a lot better in pretty much every way. Except gays. We're shit in terms of gays and gayness.

> tfw love Russian nature but hate the commie mentality and the mafia state
On May 2 my fate shall be decided.
greencard if digits

I hate russian people.

>Come on over bro. You're welcome to come here.
Thanks. When ever I finish my affairs in fucking Russia, and come to the divine USA.

I love Natalia so much that I could die for her. Should I be ashamed? Maybe. But I love her and I can't help it.

oh Kek, why so cruel

>Russia's not the worst place to live, but the USA is a lot better in pretty much every way. Except gays. We're shit in terms of gays and gayness.
I do not care about gays. They have the right to choose their own orientation.

Prove you're Russian. Say some Russian shit in that crazy moon rune alphabet

Did you enter the diversity greencard lottery? Are you fucking retarded mate? Never leave your destiny to chance, work hard instead to make your dreams come true.
>born in Russia, lived the majority of my life there
>legally moved to the US several months ago
>receiving my greencard within the next two months if USCIS are quick enough.
>On a well-paid job (shot me up to the 80k/year bracket), renting a house, got a dog, a cat, a nice car (granted that's those things can be legally acquired without a greencard).
>Considering whether I should look for a waifu here or import one from Europe.
>Living a dream, gradually forgetting what it was like to be an Ivan in the cold motherland

One just has to study and work hard, familia

i've noticed how love for the u.s. among russian liberals correlates with abysmal grammar, poor articulation, 2nd grade tier syntax and total lack of human dignity

Do not worry, you can do it. Good luck.

>Prove you're Russian. Say some Russian shit in that crazy moon rune alphabet
Чтo тeбe cкaзaть? Дa, я из eбaнoй poccии и я люблю CШA.

DVL is plan B, I'm working towards being able to be hired in the US. It just would be nice if I manage to win this shit - a lot less hassle.

OP would sell his own mother for money, just like hohol leaders sold their country.

>total lack of human dignity
If you like eating shit you can continue to enjoy it, I do not want to live among cattle, i hate you fucking cattle.

...ah, and also obligatory feces fixation

This man is a russian liberal. He votes for Yabloko or Parnas, lives in a tiny over priced flat in St. Petersburg, enjoys his Starbucks. Most self hating group on the people on the planet.

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

checked.

I'd fuck her in the butt for sure

>This man is a russian liberal.
If you love the United States, be a patriot of the US, it means to be a liberal, yes, maybe I'm a liberal. I do not know how bad this is. But the US is an ideal country.

>He votes for Yabloko or Parnas
No, I do not vote for these parties, I boycott the elections.We do not have real elections, these parties are not real, we do not have real oppositionists. These parties are sponsored by the Kremlin. We have only the appearance of the opposition and no more.

>lives in a tiny over priced flat in St. Petersburg, enjoys his Starbucks
No, I'm from the province. I live poorly, but I work a lot, when I earn enough money I will leave for the USA.

I'm not gay, but I have nothing against you. I think I'm now responding to the copy-paste

>I'm now responding to the copy-paste

kek. Come on over Russia-bro

Cuck

Damn, that's the worst English I've seen in a good while. Hence not sure if you are being serious about your obsession with the US.

Come home, White man.

Don't live on the coasts. The crazies live there and they are trying to turn us into a new soviet union

Republicans are the nationalist who love america. Small government, lots of freedom

kek youre alright ivan

By all means. You expect someone to persuade you stay? Nothing wrong with another worthless self-loathing leech depart to a land of obese imbeciles and feral niggers to compete for burger flipping job with their rapidly increasing taco demographics.

Come to Kansas, its like Ukraine without the war or famine. Lots of high paying jobs in welding and on oil rigs. We will train you if you will work!

I love the highways there they are built to great standards. There cars are greatest of engineering. Dont get me started with the great cuisine of the russians.

Dude there are so many Russians where I live in America its ridiculous. I was at a shopping mall last night looking for furniture and saw at least 3 Russian families with young babies.
The women were c u t e too.

Fuckin Leaf pasta.

>Come home, White man.
Necessarily, friend.

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>By all means. You expect someone to persuade you stay? Nothing wrong with another worthless self-loathing leech depart to a land of obese imbeciles and feral niggers to compete for burger flipping job with their rapidly increasing taco demographics.
pidorushka, take 15 rubles

Thank you, I will consider this option.

They were very lucky and they were able to move to America.

Rootin' tootin' Putin!!!

ay rake me papi