AMY SCHUMER HERE

AMA you basement dwelling virgins.

>HOW DARE YOU TROLL MY SPECIAL


YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A COMEDIAN/ROLE MODEL/CULTURAL ICON
maybe we can settle our differences. I'm willing to hear you out.


AMA

Tits with face and timestamp or GTFO

i want to rub salad oil on your fupa

It's current year, I believe the proper terminology is "comedienne."

Tell me about your vagina.

I know OP is LARPING, but why would you even risk asking to see that?

Do everyone else a favor in this world and kys already. You're worthless.

Haha! That's a good one! Can I use that in my new set?


Also I don't need to post tits and time stamp because I'm fucking famous


Get the fuck outta hear you virgin NEETS

Hey fatass. What kind of idiocy made you think that we won't laugh our asses off at your fat Barbie impersonation?
Or lack of comedic talent?
Or lack of any other talent whatsoever?

Do you have a cloaca?

I don't walk into your house without knocking first.

You've come to our house and now you must knock. Present tits, face, and timestamp.

Your Netflix special was total shit btw. Maybe it's not trolling. It's just an honest review of a shitty product.

why do you always talk about your vagina smell?

...

...

Are you aware that by the time your special got buried under one star ratings, all those evil alt right trolls had already canceled their Netflix accounts?

I mean, you would be fun and a laugh to be around, if you weren't a feminist.

But as for you comedy skill, it's crap.

why don't you post a recent pic?

Underrated.

>Has a guy ever came in your mouth and asked if it tasted good?

>YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A COMEDIAN/ROLE MODEL/CULTURAL ICON

It's easier to be a comedian when you're actually funny

And then this nigga had to go and console her. Typical of a black man to want to help a fat white bitch.

The first time I ever heard of Amy Schumer it was her on O&A telling a story about letting an NYC cab driver finger her while her friend was passed out in the back. I've been repulsed ever since.

Ms. Piggy needs attention again

They can make scarlet johannnson look like she's 120 pounds but they can't make any schumer look less than 250

Stories like these just acts as a reminder that Schumer won't be famous for much longer.

...

Who is this person you keep spamming and why should I give a shit?

It's really not that hard to believe OP is actually Amy "Miss Piggy" Schumer .

She's not famous,hell I haven't seen her in 1 movie personally

>implying she's famous

She's in that one where she plays the role of a dumb drunk slut

Shity roleplaying, mate. Amy wouldn't know the word NEET.

>salad oil

What the fuck is that? Another American culinary abomination?

Well she gets national attention at least

Is Chuck a pedophile?

Yeah, he's part of pedogate

Stop it man, you'll doom us all!

Move to a real country, Iceland

Are you concerned that Americans will eventually notice that everyone in television/movies is unattractive because they're all jewish?

Sen Chuck Schumer is a wonderful man who would do anything for his constituents