Rivers are now people

Good

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Companies are incorporated, why not rivers too?

Are you retarded

>rivers are people
>niggers aren't considered people
kek

Give him a computer to shitpost

Now I will go to New zealand jackoff under water and finally lose my virginity.

time to put it on trial and lock it up for murder

What the fuck happened to the world

so, gender fluid people are real, huh

I'm ok with this, haven't you ever seen niggers abusing a river? it's a pretty sad sight.

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Rivers should be defended from niggers with all the weight of the law

lmao this shit is hilarious and why whites continue to leave this country by the millions

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kek
Imagine the mental gymnastics from the greenpeas lot.

Will it receive welfare?

>enter in river
>be accused of rape as your dick touched it
Are kiwis even capable of rational thought?

Lel

top kek

Germanic cuck

yeah, but what is the river's gender?

Gender fluid, obviously.

it's obviously gender fluid you moron

wew lads I pissed in that river 6 years ago

should I report myself to the police?

R Kelly is that you?

I don't blame you. The river should have got out of the way. Like Chappelle said it's old enough to know if it wants to get pissed on.

Nah. Ze was asking for it.

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>rivers get right to free speech.
>flooding gets considered speech.

Fuck you, eternal water!!!!!!