She doesn't know im Hitler: Episode 1

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Pt. 3

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>red hair
>short hair
>small lips

DEFCON 1

Kek

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those chicks are real fucking beasts in bed tho, just gotta tame em

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Just let Tyrone take one for the team and BLACK her. Why would you even want to fug a girl like this

How are going to worship a chaos deity and not spread chaos?

Im on the edge of my seat

she's not a real red head

When do the truth bombs start?

Come on OP

"Lucky for you I am difficult to offend"

top kek

rofl slainte

Set the hook OP

Setbit

What are the madmans intentions???

Pls deliver op pls, i need this.

OP, PLEASE DONT FUCKED IT UP. SHE SEEMS TO WANT THE d, SO GIVE HER AND AFTERWARDS TELL HER SHE FUCKED A NAZI BRO. CRASH HER EGO

>dead diary

today OP was...

Do you want a false rape accusation? Because this is how you get a false rape accusation.

This is the best thread this week. Keep going please OP.

see how much you can make her bend
dont just go for the 'haha! im a right winger you had no idea, silly bitch! blocked' simple troll

save the text messages and all, or even better when you bust a nut, go radio silence on her ass. Ghost her, let her wonder if you were actually exist or nah.

>don't tell an Irish woman

Op fuck her and then post the picture of her face as you cum while screaming "make America great again. Hitler did nothing wrong. Gas the kikes race war now"

Tell her you hear that Irish people are actually black

This

And figuratively the niggers of Europe

>WE WUZ

This will only confuse the feminist.

>Irishfags being offended
>Irishfags being offended by "carbomb"
>Irishfags not embracing every cliche ever leveled at them heartily, especially the Catholic terrorism and out-of-control drinking
>Slainte

Fuck

OP, I'm assuming you accidentally closed this thread and are frantically searching for it trying to find it, and that's why you haven't posted an update yet.

I'm willing to forgive you and bump this thread, but only if you update.

>not knowing OP was and always will be a huge FAGGOT.

>america.jpg
>when you can withdraw consent weeks after sex

Car bombs huh?

You converse like a pussy and a cuck

>I'm Irish Welsh and Scottish..

Fucking cancer.

bump

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>I'm Irish, Welsh and Scottish
I am so, so sorry for her.

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As someone who's actually Irish, this is what we call a first class bitch.
If you want NSA, go for it OP, but be warned, you're entering nutville territory here.

It's just their nature.

This bitch is BASIC AF FAMILY

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>I'm irish and and and

oh i'm laffin.

>Do you like history

lol here we go

Here we go

I like where this is going

>difficult to offend

Kek

>can't wait till the hammer drops.jpg

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its go time

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ITS PADDYS DAY NOT PATTYS DAY YOU BASTARDS

Patty = a piece of meat in between two buns

JESUS CAN YOU AMERICANS STOP THINKING OF BURGERS JUST ONCE

>do you like history
IT'S COMING, DON'T LEAVE YOUR SEAT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

>That setup

Now I want a burger

OI BEGORRAH, TIS LIKE ANNUTHER FAMINE!

a faggot. a total faggot. i mean like a faggot of faggots. i mean like if there was a bundle of a bundle of sticks this would be OP type faggot.

>St. Patty's day

Stoooppp, this triggers me

Shit I'm suddenly hungry

>claims to be Irish
>uses Pattys Day instead of Paddys Day

Here we goooooooo

There's no d in Patrick m8

This is getting better

trips of truth on a fuckin platter right here

Thats a great nonpolitical shitpost you got there.

Would be a shame if someone reported it.

K E K
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All of a sudden, me too, and I'm only part Irish.

>Looks at work machine in previous conversation
>I spelled it right

Yeah but all the guys in Ireland want the D. So they put it in there.

well this thread is gay.

That's not how it works, that's not how any of it works.

>he thinks mods enforce the board rules
you must be new here.

It's just "muh heritage". Like those Turks who claim to be German because they know somebody who has a friend who has an aunt who pat a German Shepherd once.

KEK
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>Hilarious. Nice witticism. Its TOTALLY a bait and switch! Jk
Kill yourself. This is completely unjustifiable.

Also,
>I'm a feminist
>I am difficult to offend
Kek

If they do a shitpost disappears.

If they dont it proves the point I made the other day about the mods at best being complicit through inaction.

HOLOCAUS ISNĀ“T REAL!

OP, stop being a faggot.

This gon be gud

>tfw banned from tinder for calling out the Jews / niggers.

>Matthew
>Shortened to Matt
>Patrick
>Shortened to Pat
That is how it works, ahmed

OP she wants to fuck. Either that or she's genuinely nice. But it's tinder so it's probably the former.

You reply like a fucking 9 year old kid on his best behavior. She should've dropped you by now.

Don't be a faggot OP

That's not how it works you tart

The shortened version of Patrick is Paddy
Not "Patty", because that word already has a meaning and it's a piece of meat.

THE WORST PART IS THAT IT'S ONLY AMERICANS WHO MAKE THIS MISTAKE

>Do you like history?

Waiting for delivery

LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!

Drop some redpill about Holohoax.

You're the only one who has a problem with this thread.

nothing is coming

OI BEGORRAH, WHEN WILL T'ESE ANGLOS GET OW-ER NAMES ROIGHT?!?!?!?

Pls say yes
Pls say yes
Pls say yes

Paddy is a term for an irishman.
Last time I checked, It's not called st. irishman's day.

Well now that i know about it Ill do it intentionally you potato slinging shamrock licking leprechautist

COME ON OP GIVE IT TO ME