Genetics

So i got a DNA test from 23andme just because it seemed like an interesting thing to do.

Once of the sections looks at the locations where your genes came from.

How many of you half-caste's are envious of how pure I am?

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Yanks on suicide watch

Here's some more details.

Glorious celt/anglo Saxon

>giving away your dna to google funded company to confirm you really are a britbong

Just cause there's a lot of mongrels in America doesn't mean we're all mongrels.

Though I'm engaged to a Tibetan girl

£170 isn't much, but i did it mainly to see the medical section, this was an unexpected bonus.

They also use your data for genetic research so i feel like i'm contributing something.

D-do I p-pass the test?
>3/8 pole (slav master race)
>1/8 eternal (blacked)
>1/8 Sicilian
>1/8 Portuguese
>1/16 German
>1/16 Irish
>1/8 mystery, probably more Anglo

Not sure how to interpret this.

Wait shit I meant to write blacked after Sicilian, the Anglo was half eternal Anglo half eternal Scotsman

>5.9% British and Irish
Feel sorry for you. Not everyone can be a member of the master race.

Not bad

If it's any better the 1/16 scot comes from a Druid bloodline so I'm literally Kangz n shit

It means you should go back to yo cave whitey.

>paying the jews to take your dna and sell it
Good goy

at least when i pay the jews to take my DNA they don't make me wear a rubber.

>mfw I get a little surprise in my results

How do you cash in your genes for access to the secret society?

1/16th. Do you have german american ancestry?

I'm waiting for my check to show up in the mail

Yes.

Yes

I'm sorry but you can no longer browse Sup Forums, goodbye Sir.

Fucking phone

God all your ancestors were white white white, thousands of years, until the racial line hits a brick wall with you, who throw it away for hormones caused by some slant-eyed ultra-femininity.

White/oriental is probably the best race mixing possible.

Both from a genetic point of view but also from an aesthetic point of view.

where my balkanbros at

What do you look like?

brown eyes, dark brown hair. 6'3'' tall. kind of like an albanian looking djokovic if you can imagine that

Average Dinaric. I'm not surprised. What's your "white privilege" status in the US? Do you confuse the sjw's?

>every single Amerimud on here has native blood
top kek

Kys kike

This is just the start of your voyage of discovery.

W h i t e

Is there any american who is 100% white? Its pathetic

whiter than most eurofags

>fellow 99.9% European brother

So close yet so far

99.9% master race

we were so close.

...

Celto anglo saxons are the lost tribes of Israel.
Desert kikes are Judah.

I was pretty close too...

nigger

...

We're destined to be called "gook" and "pajeet" forever by Sup Forums, how the hell did that 0.1% even get there? Could be a rounding error or something or could be an ancestor dating back thousands of years, we'll never know.

yep

I don't really see too many SJWs. Never got into a confrontation with one anyway. As for being white, people usually just think I'm Russian for some reason

Lemmee guess, Irish mong?

A-am I white?

>how the hell did that 0.1% even get there?

a thicc girl in a far away port. the child will have grown up and gone to sea where he rejoined his kind.

>not even 100% european
fucking gook, go back to mongolia

STOP FUCKING USING 23ANDME

THEY COLLECT AND SELL YOUR FUCKING INFORMATION

Jesus fucking Christ! Stop doing it! They even say they do in their privacy policy!

All either old or fake. They update the way the site displays information almost half a year ago

I think LivingDNa is the only test that doesnt sell your info but look it up and don't take my word for it. Their tests also take 7 fucking months for results though

>only 1 shot at life
>some ancestor fucked it up 200 years ago by raping a nigger slave

I don't know what worse, that a white person fucked a nigger or that a white person actually married and had offspring with a nigger rape baby's children

Calm down sperg, we will all be dead in 70 years enjoy the little things in life that make you happy.

... Elizabeth Warren, is that you?

don't all DNA testing services do that?

I don't understand what is wrong with this

>I pay 92$ to get interesting genetic and health information
>I voluntarily agree to let them use this data for research

Literally nothing wrong with this

oh no, they might even... test on animals, or,...... use stem cells for things... oh shit...

ITS OVER, IT ISNT MORAL, TEAR IT ALL DOWN GUYS, SOCIETY RESTART

Thinking about ordering this

Worth it?

Worth it for the health test?

So who's the best company for this?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Scottish. Family lived in India on cotton plantations for a while in the 1800's but stayed pure.

There some Yorkshire and Cumbria in there too. No idea what happens before 1800 but it looks like we did good.

>post dick

>implying that my dna is worth shit

iTS KIND if iffy now that its like $200 instead of $100, but I had a lot of fun and entertainment with it.

If you can afford it, go for it.

Goy

The timestamp is literally in my screenshots retard. it's not even an hour old.

Nah, my parents even fucked me over there without my consent.

>0.4% Broadly Southern European

NIGGER
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Shit at least my African percentage is from the north....my ancestors were the real kings...

wow you're retarded, probably never even seen an asian/white mix. They basically look as ugly as Elliot Rodgers.

Probably because of the way we pronounce the letter r.
Good talk man. Thanks.

found the Norman

Basically everyone in Europe is that "pure", it's only Americans who are like 12% Irish, 12% German, 12% Spanish, 12% English, 12% French, 12% Swedish, 12% Norwegian, 12% African American, 2% Japanese, 2% Cherooke

Fuck, unlucky, makes me feel less bad about my 0.1% currynigger.

Kek, that user still probably has more American Indian than that phoney.

>0.4% southern European
>"pure"

Keep telling yourself that Luigi.

>because the Spanish and Italians didn't have empires

Aren't russians mixed?

Zero point something is like scoring nothing, dummies.
That's noise.

Can't wait to get mine back

Guessing my breakdown
>60% Eastern European -ashkanazi jew
>20% Western Europe French/German
>16% northern Eastern Europe U.K.-Scottish
>4% East Asian

My family is like 80% polish half of them are Jews and some random Germans and scotts on my dads side

>tfw when a blue eyed blonde haired polock Jew mongol rape a baby

so since it's hard to define what "white" is, can genetics tests be used to determine if someone is white enough to be a citizen of the coming ethno-state? like if someone is >80% European they count as white?

Nice.

Fellow Northwestern Masterrace lad checking in.

You should check these guys out as well they go into greater detail on your regional (as in subregions within nations) ancestry as well as better detail on paternal and maternal lines:

livingdna.com/en-gb

No not at all, it depends on the region. For a russian like you it'd be fairly mixed. Irish/scottish people almost always get 99 percent NW european though

>0.4% south
#BLACKED

>says the Italian

most powerful black country after USA, das rite

Turkey.

>his paternal ancestors didn't bareback creampie captured women from foreign tribes

>tie
>croatian invention
coincidence?
i think not!

avg white american is 98% european. plz dont be mean russia

Brits are still on the old system. Not updated to the new look yet.

t.Magomet from Moscow

Maybe we did, but they were not kept in the family and brought back home.

MY ancestors were never slaves, we probably fucked some of your ancestors though.

You should get some true patriot to get DNA from the royal family and have it tested. Surely that would be sufficient evidence to have them booted, right?

>98.6% from subregion
is this even possible without inbreeding?

>schlomo is still trying to get pure blood for the bank

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>Finnish
>Northwestern European

How? Finland is most definitely not in Northwestern Europe.

I admire your genetics though Jarkko, you probably look like pic related.

>he doesn't know that a population of 7 billion is impossible in 200,000 years without huge amounts of inbreeding.

It's about keeping your relatives further away. A large population on a small island is literally the ideal away to reduce issues from incest.

>A large population on a small island is literally the ideal away to reduce issues from incest.
isn't it the actual opposite?

>implying inbreeding is even bad

Inbreeding is literally competely safe as lot as it's only once every couple of gennerations