Charge 1: Assault With a Deadly Pixel
Charge 2: Disrespecting Our Jewish Overlords
THAT FUCKING JEWISH CUNT
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How can he even prove that he actually had a seizure?
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Atleast everyone who sent the @kurteichenwald twitter account assault memes after jew goldberg did can simply state the intended recipient of the assault memes were his wife and she took ownership of the account after the alleged spergout by the pedophile kurt.
Atleast that is going to be my defence when I'm arrested in a few days.
>I'm one of those 40 he claimed were marked by the FBI as owning deadly assault memes
I am sure he is completely lying he has been busted lying so many times now
They have been quoting someone's name in the stories as being arrested. John Ravioli or something.
What's the charge?
Jews are unironically a bigger threat to our freedom than muslims
assault with a deadly strobe gif
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Assault with a deadly meme
Unless he has a witness (spouse who will lie for hi or contemporaneous medical visit) he can't. The case is extraordinarily weak. Defense lawyer's wet dream. Of course, this is a federal case and AUSAs have all the power. Fed defenders are allowed to be blind-sided at trial.
>deadly assault memes
A weapon to surpass metal gear?
It wouldn't surprise me at all if this guy was just lying about having a medical condition the entire time.
Assault with a deadly gif
Assault on God's chosen people
Disrespecting God's chosen people.
I bet the feds convince John Ravioli to pled to a lesser charge of 1st degree memeslaughter or malicious memeing across state lines.
Scary times for free speech lads. Meme safe.
So it's this Jew and his wife that say he had the seizure. There is no way to medically verify it without an EEG, and no way to legally prove it without video recording. So it is his and his wife's word. what kind of seizure was it? grand mal? petite mal? Absence seizure?
I am recommending any potential defendants take this to trial and do everything they can do point out the facts. That it is your word against his and he was targeted for being an admitted collector or CHILD PORN, not simply because he was Jewish, but because he was a pedo journalist. So they'd have to make it a hate crime against pedos and journalists, not Jews. FYI, I am not a lawyer, but yea I want to throw out terms like malicious prosecution and abuse of power. This eichenwald guy is clearly a journalist with deep state contacts (he wrote cover stories for Newsweek in 2010 about terrorists and nukes, so he is *that guy*, the kind who considers himself an armchair national security advisor because he has met and interviewed a few people as part of the PR campaign for the neo-cons.
Hate crime because of his politics, nothing to do with his being disabled or Jewish.
Taxpayers money at work
I would demand to see actual proof the seizure happened.
A man named Kurt (((Eichenwald))) probably lies instinctively as breathing.
I hope jury acquits the dude
Eichenwald lied to the FBI while he was being investigated for CP then claimed he was forgetfull because epilepsy so he wouldn't get charged with lying to the FBI.
I don't know which name is funnier, Jew Goldstein or John Ravioli.
It's official, we are now a bong tier police state.
That dude needs to be beat with a lead pipe.
meanwhile you can literally give someone HIV and California wants to look the other way at this
I guess we should demand Kurt bake us a cake with flashing lights, then he'd be fucked, right guys?
What a colossal waste of resources, what the fuck.
lol this can't be real
>No, your honor, you see I wanted his wife to have a seizure, not him!
you deserve everything they throw at you if you're dumb enough to represent yourself in court or say a goddamn word to authorities without a lawyer present
This is just going to open up the FBI to a lawsuit which they will lose, hope they get me for tweeting him a gif too so I can roll in that federal money
They are trolling the trolls. There is no way the FBI arrested someone for a flashy GIF. Only meme "news" is carrying this shit.
Have fun in court, you clicked it.
You made the choice to view it.
If this goes through I'm suing the FBI the week after for embedding CP.
She had full control of the twitter account and supposedly pedo kurt was in the hospital.
No way he could have witnessed the assault meme without seeking it out.
fake and boring
Nah, dpd confirmed he's been arrested.
Three month investigation means he was probably doing serious shit, not just spamming, and thats what he'll get charged with. Possibly making terroristic threats.
Isn't this dude asking to be trolled with animated gifs?
Fake kike journo makes fake article to try and scare away trolls, not gonna work
Send him more strobe pix.
Sauce?
posting a malicious image on the internet
The Newsweek article has John Ravioli's information including the college he went to and the name of his church. They are using their media platform to smear the guy.
>tfw jew goldstein was arrested for memeing under the influence
Dem numerals
Sending someone a strobbing gif is just as bad as sending someone anthrax
t. jew
How many people must fall to these sick weapons before the UN decides to do something about it? The US might send seizure inducing gifs to every person in China!
Ban memetic warfare
Rumor has it that he will start a WeSearchr like Based Stickman to raise money for a legal defense.
I hope you are all willing to give for Jew Goldstein and support yet another American Hero.
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It's only a matter of time before someone sues someone else claiming that a picture of Trump caused them to have seizure.