Be Angela Merkel

>Be Angela Merkel
>Ugly little bitch
>No man would fuck her.
>Goes through life with no sex
>The crushing weight of unfulfilled sexual desires drives her.
>Becomes a politcal success because "muh feminism" but she's not pretty so women don't feel threatened by her.
>Becomes PM of Germany
>Still desperate to get laid.
>Sees all the rape in the middle east.
>Sees the middle east being overrun by ISIS
>A plan forms
>invites as many "refugees" as possible in
>figures one of them is bound to rape her and she'll finally get laid
>Refugees pour in
>start raping all over Europe.
>none of them rape her
>HFW she ruined Europe to get laid and didnt even get laid.

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Donald pls go

She's been married twice

Good bantz fattie.

Shill please go

ITT: Sour Krauts.

Donald get off Sup Forums and get back on Twitter shitposting u cunt

As a spider living in chancellor Merkel's cunt I have to confirm this as a true story

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It would be higher if we counted Mongols as white.

No proof of consummation.

this is red-pilled as fuck.

You guys have seen the Angela Merkel noods right?

From her youth?

They just had a book released that goes into the details of it.
Basically, the German police was ready to deploy heavy machinery and shut down the border completely, then that stupid Turkish boy drowned and suddenly none of the politicians wanted to give them the order to go through with it because they feared more "ugly pictures".

I know Sup Forums loves to fantasize about evil master plans, but the refugee crisis is literally nothing but incompetence and spineless cucks not knowing what they are doing.

>meet trump
>still sad that nobody raped her
>he shakes her hand, she feels the last remnants of her sexuality rising up
>asks for another handshake because it felt so good
>he ignores her

Nobody wants to see nudes of an unfuckable lard ass.

I get the joke but it's in poor taste.

Yes

TFW Trump wouldn't grab your pussy

>tfw merkel had more sex than me

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You realize it can be both? The vast majority of human beings in any position of power are incompetent and spineless, that doesn't mean their also aren't major plans happening. There's really no excuse for your ignorance, Clinton and Soros openly discuss those plans in emails to each other.

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she always looking a sad. stop it the bully. she just love it the people and wish the best for all them

Why can she never get a good haircut.

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turn off your proxy or learn your own language

this

meanwhile, Drumpf is the laughing stock of the entire world, even more than before
Drumpf plan is to ruin all diplomatic relationships, all around the World
Sad when you know that America's wealth depends on exports, a lot
It will take decades to mend those relations
Drumpf is now, the dumbest politician in the World
Duarte and Kim look like amateurs compared to him

She looks like my grandmother. I got lucky my grandpa had low standards.

You aren't kidding.

Why did this post remind me of this

Ok, top left one she aint so bad. She really missed the SS Get-me-Pregnant boat there

How about this one.

>calling a woman while being ugly yourself

OP, just kys

Ya?

>focusing mainly on deprivation of sex to make some sort of unconnected point

Projection

but did Trump really need to behave like a child?

show me merkel titties RIGHT FUCKING NOW

She was a fucking plant for the NWO i've been saying this for years. AND now you are seeing the damage of globalizing. They disguise it as refugees and immigration, but they just want to bring down the power of these giants, so they can govern the world and start 2 classes: elites and poor slaves. It's happening right now.

Leftists claim to care about peoples identities yet they call Trump by the name his family changed in the 1600s as an insult.

Why did Germany elect Rosa Klebb?

Angela Merkel is the leader of Europe and whatever disrespect you spew over her and Europe remember Europe is twice as large as the US even without the Brits.

I can feel in my bones the industrial machine Europe kicking into gear and i can also feel the scientific machine of Europe kicking into gear.

I think Europe needed this scorn to kick into gear, now its time to play for the world and then some.

I think what you're feeling is a muslim dick up your ass

SWEDEN BTFO

WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?

God I hate seeing that picture.

There are muslims in Europe but apart from a few sleeper agents most have fled and found refuge and i guess and hoe they will fight for Europe.

I mean whatever hell god or death cult you have fled from Europe is life, freedom, safety, bread on the table and goodness.

If that is not worth fighting and dying for i do not know what is.

you are not funny faggot

>God I hate seeing that picture.
youtube.com/watch?v=Jl5CuCmePBw

>>No man would fuck her.

>God I hate seeing that picture.

get beheaded mohammed

Post your Muttis

she has no children

implying he ever fucked her

Maybe she can't have kids, who cares.

I'd hit that. Def let her suck my cock.

what retard thought its a good idea to put an ugly childless woman in charge of their country? no wonder germany is going down the drain. the germans deserve this

SWEDEN YES!

the Germans have fallen from grace,
such a shame..

Merkel Merkin

>sue the USA

Jesus, you are a special kind of stupid, aren't you.

Confirmed east german KGB tranny.

>based burgers don't exi-

That's why women, childless ones in particular, should never have any political power. They always end up projecting their unfulfilled maternal instincts on minorities of adult people (invaders often included) and treat them like helpless innocent babies while fucking everyone else over.

I'd fuck Merkel.

>tfw she's into you but you're just not into her

She appears to know her pic is being taken and have no problem with it. Makes you wonder how this situation came to be.

All politicians fall as amateurs, to the God Emperor.

that bitch could kick

>Post your Muttis
youtube.com/watch?v=Jl5CuCmePBw

and still childless

Women look like shit unless their hair goes at least to their nipple.

Ever had a kid, they're pretty horrible desu. Not till they get in their late teens.

Only shit skin kids are horrible. White kids are angels. Cute meme queer.

>White kids are angels.
Were you home schooled or something?

If he was then he was an angel and if he wasn't then he acted like a shitskin.
Homeschooling masterrace

I've know homeschooled kids, they were batshit hyper, completely spoiled, and usually pretty inappropriate around outside people.