Puerto Rico Thread

Puerto Rico fags unite! Let's be vocal about our shitty island, our shitty government, and our shitty demeanor!

Puerto Rico is like Canada, you both are non countries that should be states of America

How is it in there? I plan to go there in summer.

Well we ARE also like Greece, in a terrifying debt.

You guys are one tier above Dominicans who are half a tier higher than Haitians.

Even so, a chunk of the population has immigrated to other places(mainly the US) other than Puerto Rico.

>inb4 hur hur illegal immigrants build teh wall

Well if you love beaches, bitches, and very warm weather, it's cool. If you plan on immigrating there, don't bother.

>plan on leaving the glorious holy land for a filthy south-american island
Kek

>Well if you love beaches, bitches, and very warm weather, it's cool.

Any recommendations to good places to travel?

JUNE 11TH GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

STATEHOOD SOON FAGETS

PRAISE RICKY

ALL GLORY TO RICKY

Old San Juan if you like to take in the historic architecture, be advised: it's the mother of all tourist traps. We have a big ass mall in Hato Rey called Plaza Las Americas where it pretty much emphasizes 'Murica capitalism. And there are a handful of beaches for me to name, but you can look it up. If you know Spanish, then the trip will be much smoother, but don't worry, Puerto Rico has a handful of people who speak articulate English.

Don't bother. Israeli tourists are always pure cancer, no exceptions. I worked at a car rental company, and you are always unhappy with literally everything that nobody else ever complains about. You already have the right climate anyway, so why the hell would you go abroad for holidays, other than to be a nuisance to the locals?

Thanks mate, I'll be sure to check some beaches.

Ah, fellow advocate for statehood? Interesting choice.

While the idea seems nice, we need to get our shit together.

Yo no sé; yo solo vine a chillar goma.


I don't know; I just came here to burn rubber.

Yea I know what you are talking about, funnily enough, it became somewhat of a tradition in Israel to be as bitchy as possible in foreign countries, everytime I see Israelis when I'm traveling, I almost always mistake their loud and rude attitude with Arabs.

Purto Ricans are uncut and sexy

Too bad we don't have enough Puerto Rican pornstars since most of our sluts are whoring out in other countries.

>we need to get our shit together
Have we ever had it together?

Not even after Padilla's term. We're just digging our own holes and rolling all over them.

I have a slight crush on the guy from Calle 13 :^)

You can take him. He keeps hogging all the Latin Grammy's.

I want him to hog my boipucci :^)