Help me buy the least (((laptop))) laptop??

Help me buy the least (((laptop))) laptop??

I need a new computer and I dont want (((them))) listnening/watching in on every move I make.

I wanted a chromebook but the google jew has scared me away. What do I buy?

Sup Forums should stand for /goy/ so i dont want to ask them

PLS HELP

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You're probably literally being watched right now, through some device of yours. Or you're being listened to and your data is being sold. This is just how it is now.

I KNOW BUT HOW DO I STOP IT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Become amish and get rid of every electronic device. You'll still be seen on satellite though.

but there have to be some devices that are worse/better than others, no?

Well yeah probably. Pretty sure any operating system and any kind of computer is entirely compromised now. Maybe if you use a 90s brick phone? Smart phones are (((rigged))).
Make sure you cover up your webcam anyway.

Thinkpad T/X200 with Coreboot is probably the best you can get, but you should look on cripple /tech/, they know their shit

Install gentoo

I hear theres a pretty cheap laptop for sale right now up in NYC. noit sure why they wanna get rid of it so quick though.

likely horse porn.

You have to get one of their laptops

Something like a TPW P4-15-NB occasionally shows up on ebay

They filter your internet traffic anyway. If you want safety, use chain of proxies.

ZANDIG!!!!

If you want privacy you need to go full Unbabomber and behind in terms of lifestyle.

HELP ME
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT

Do you know if anyone has found where the (((compromised))) parts are? Like that video where Edward S pulls a smart phone apart and shows how to disable GPS chips n stuff.

no samsungs or LG

no matter what hardware or software you have unless you know exactly how they are listening watching you they will probably still be able to do it. Just avoid anything microsoft/google/intel/facebook use noscript and try not to worry about it because there is nothing you can really do unless you want to devout your life to it.

It literally doesn't matter which laptop or operating system you choose because the whole internet is compromised.

FUCK I ALREADY HAVE A GOYDROID
IM FUCKED GUYS
FUCK

I don't want to be "that guy" but if (((they))) are your biggest concern, buy any laptop you want and install Linux on it. Doesn't really matter, though, unless you use Tor, (((they))) will have pretty good access to what you do online.

Get a typewriter.

Unfortunately, it's the only 100% spy-proof laptop.

Literally what I just told you

They have special laptops with unbreakable hardware encryption using a classified algorithm with no backdoor and no quantum weakness.

A couple hundred were accidentally sold at a public auctions a few years ago

Now they exist in the wild

TPW P4-15-NB is what you want. It's a laptop.

this is the only correct answer. make sure to wrap it in tinfoil too, it will help bounce the zog rays back