By the year 2050 the Mediterranean will form an Union which basically becomes the military...

By the year 2050 the Mediterranean will form an Union which basically becomes the military, cultural and scientifical global superpower, just like the Roman Empire was

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ITT: things that won't happen

And yet you have to go to Germany for education.

Yeah, we don't want lazy spanish people here

>lazy spaniards
>proceeds to resell spanish produce as their own

LOL good joke, here's mine. A Jew, a Nazi and a dirtbag walk into a bar, bartender says, 'Good evening Mr Soros.'

>Spaniards equal to Italians or Greeks
made me laff

>huge as shit empire
They were as big and important as the rest of the Mediterraneans

>were

kek, chances are that your great great granddaughter will be SPIC'D
the spanish language is taking over, snowcuck

we will probably have everything else other than the coast in 2050 judging by eu armies and us isolationism

The roman empire was never great.

>continental fags discussing empires

Haha. Good one lads. Do get back to me on that. Haha.

>Turks
Lol

>le conquer niggers, abbos and decadent sandniggers empire
L M A O

But where will they get productive citizens?

Are you trying to get punched again, Spencer? It looks like you're trying to get punched again.

>still LARPed as Romans for thousands of years

Wait, what did Britain accomplish besides losing to France a bunch of times?

Your only "conquests" were over primitive natives and africans.

Germans secretly want to be Italians

seriously though that ain't never gonna happen, we're decadent in our own ways

>that balcanic coast
What are we Chileans?

ahaha, you're still butthurt about that, aren't you?

There already is a union of the Mediterranean and it's leader is a muslim. It recives eu and un funding

ufmsecretariat.org/ufm-countries/.

Eurabia is happening now

No we backstab you in ww1 and ww2 for this reason, we cool now

OP is a faggot and that is a fact

kek. 10/10. seriously very very very good bantz, spaghetti bro.

powered entirely by extra virgin olive oil and whatever else those nations produce

what is it exactly that you produce?

that doesn't make any sense, why would I be butthurt about a bunch of woodniggers pretending to be Romans?

nice meme knowledge of the world you have lad

lots of shit akmed, it ain't listed on the quran though

>woodniggers

i will accept joining the obnoxiously loud and annoying spain only if we unite agaisnt the eternal anglo

Portugal should be outside of any ridiculous political union you LARPers become wet over.

If you want a military alliance, that's fine. For the rest, fuck off.

and you arent the same people anymore

you are germanics mixed

>obnoxiously loud
that is so true
half my family is partly deaf and scream like crazy, they don't scream because they're deaf, but they're deaf because they scream

For fuck's sake, even the Greeks have a pretty diverse treemap
Let alone Italy and Spain
They could easily be above Scandinavia-tier if it wasn't for corruption and socialism

this butthurt

Welcome to the real world.

>All those fuck'n Northern European and Baltic nations
What exactly the fuck do they have to do with the Mediterranean other than trade

>Implying a bunch of broke nations could organize into anything over than a broke super-nation

My sides

>İzmir is red
what?

ikr, i went to spain twice...nice women but 2 things i couldn't get around with:
1-spanish don't want to even try understand portuguese but they expect ou to understand spanish
2-the speak volume is just a litle bit annoying for me

bretty gud :DD

2050 it's the beginning of the conquest of Turkey of course

the last time someone tried that, it didn't end well for them.

And still, this city is full of Kemalists larping as Southern Euros while hating the rest of the islamic Middle East

>spanish don't want to even try understand portuguese
same thing the other way around, my dad had some problem in a traffic stop, and they wouldn't undertand him, until he called the cop fill de puta, classy as fuck

lol
anyone can conquer you, roach

if i were a leader of a nation i would conquer your country and genocide your culture and language


anatolia will christians and armenian

wow, that's exactly me. lots of love from İzmir.
>check flag
>nigger
irrelevant

Challenge accept

you helped us idiot.

hahahaha
i bet im more caucasian than, roach

i killed all your brothers and sister here

they massacre a lot of you in libya, ROACH

have fun nigger.

HAHAHAHAA

DESILUSIONAL ROACH

YOU EVEN TOOK A TEST
HAHAHAHAHA

YOU ALWAYS WILL BE A ROACH

I can smell your fear, remember that we can infiltrate inside your country easier then you think, the last time was a great success

of course, everything for science.
and you are a nigger.

loool oh well xD

its funny because im not, roach


i dont need to take a test to proof im caucasian, roach

If syria wasn't in a civil war right now they would beat the shit out of you. And they will if assad stays in power. Same with israel. You see that military base iran just put in syria? We will not forget.

I never understand how you Izmir people sided against the Hellenes
I mean, ok Kemal brought some fresh ideas, but nowdays his legacy seems dead and I bet a lot of you review this decisions

>great success
you went away, after helping us against greeks.

Like in the old day.
Slavery.

This DESU. You fuckers should be far more worried about master race mezitos taking your women than niggers.

T.jose

Just let us Venetians take care of this little project and you'll see it succeed

I didn't mean that, and I said infiltration

hahahahaha
fucking roach

Turkey is gonna either become caliphate or bombed into having less GDP then Yemen

>Portugal again

we had different religion and idenitiy. in that day that was enough. his ideas are still dominant in Aegean coast and Thrace.
syria was and always is afraid of us. learn some history.
hahahaa, we had a dutch pirate who raided iceland. that's nothing.
sure sure.

The Gauls have nukes now so it's gonna be a hard slog.

>implying France will not be part of this union
We will uncuck them like in good ol' times

>Descendant from sugar plantation slave
>Says "I'm not nigger"
Sure buddy I bet you are "white" . LOL

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Is Spanish vs Italian shitposting the next big thing like Jap vs Korean was?

Uluc Ali was the one who escaped and left the Ottoman fleet during the battle of lepanto

that is a fuckin great joke

>same thing the other way around, my dad had some problem in a traffic stop, and they wouldn't undertand him, until he called the cop fill de puta, classy as fuck
what?
Literally every one understands you as long as you don't talk fast as fuck. Which was what probably happened or your dad happened to find a really deft cop

Nope. Italians, Spaniards, Portuguese and Greeks love each other. We are totally bro-tier. You just happen to have quoted two faggots.

-Nothing is more pathethic than 3rd worldshitholes insulting one another to earn good westerner boy points
>look at me I want roachgenocide I want Constantinople back please accept me masters

I despise house niggers more than roaches so I'll give you that t*rks.

Why are you in Germany then? every fucking diaspora - ultra patriotism and autistic myths from abroad

I think he has a statue in his birth place. very nice gesture.

Cute

People may laugh but with Oil prices going down the pan Scandinavia may go with it
>pic related is Norway's third world-tier economy

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If you're so powerful now why are the rebels losing so hard? Why is assad gaining tons of power by the day? Why have they sat in their own place like a good cuck boi because of fear of russia? If they were THAT powerful the world would be a lot different. Now go back to land grabbing.

I love the fact that you two have got these detailed charts on hand in case anyone questions your productivity.

>earning good westerner boy points
All your hate towards Turks is born from butthurt.Why would we try to look cute to you LOL

I love the fact that you have to defend your fellow muslim bros from their abyssal ignorance after they got btfo.

only important thing for Turkey right now in Syria is preventing Kurds from having their states. Kurds, again, was the problem when we threatened to invade Syria 20 years ago. they pussed out and complied.
I don't care about arabs. they can kill each other for all eternity.

Why not Cyprus?

If you don't take the Island the Turks will and they will slaughter everyone on it.

This, Britain is the perfect country for some kind of Romano-Germanic empire. If only we weren't so fucking retarded.


Who am I defending?

>Turks will and they will slaughter everyone on it.
>kiwi has no idea why 1974 happened.
typical.

and then the germans will come in, kill everyone, then steal all achievements and claim they were the mediterraneans all along. Or will start a pseudo-science proving how germans did it all.

Or will kill half of europe.

The Med isn't important anymore so control is pointless. Aegean->Med->Atlantic->Pacific->space between Venus and Earth

Why are you even in Europe in the first place you stupid sub human roach.

Go back to Central Asian where you belong.

You will never be European you mongrel piece of shit.

you aren't european either, you are from an island from pasific.
oh wait, is this the butthurt of the anzacs?

A British commander remarked the second Maratha war was harder than Waterloo. Conquering India was definitely by no means an easy thing to do considering the Mughals had long introduced to them gunpowder.

I'm white not Maori.

You however will always be a "roach"

Cant wait till the "holy war" starts that your retarded government has called for. Finally we will reclaim Constantinople and push you roaches back to where you belong.