Potato Niggers - MAGA Edition

okay Sup Forums who here actually has Irish heritage and is not LARPing because of 'muh non existant white culture'? STOP APPROPRIATING MY HERITAGE REEEEE

How are you celebrating?

>inb4 muh degeneracy

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i do and i dont celebrate holidays

I have like 10% irish and my father told me early on it is a degenerate, alcoholism-prone genetic background and prone to irrational compulsive behavior. He made it sound like it was being a nigger with white skin and red hair. I am not sure what to think.

Entirety of my mother's side are potatoe niggers

He's not wrong.

Can I have your hat? I'll give you 5 (You)s. Here is my downpayment.
>Tfw you didn't get best MAGA hat

>tfw you HAVE the best MAGA hat

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I technically do.
I'm 1/2 Japanese, 1/4 German and 1/4 Irish.
I could probably do without the Irish part though, usually I just tell people I'm Japanese/German.

Irish gypsy master race

99% of white Americans are just pathetic LARPers.

If you aren't a first, second, or third generation immigrant, you're American, not Irish or whatever the fuck.

Teddy said it best.

Is there any chance of a restock for next year?
I... You don't understand this feel

Guinness and whiskey my white nigger, got the chieftants playing. And tou?

>hurr durr I am 1/64th Irish. Look at me drink Guinness. I'm so Irish
Plastics should be gassed.

most american thread ever

Same for me

Reminder that St Patrick's Day is a little bit Irish but mainly Masonic American and ancient Egyptian

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>tfw feeling the best feel ever

just posted this in another thread

im 1/4th swedish, 1/4 norweigan, 1/4 german, and b1/4th irish.

lets just say i have a problem with only one of these

>cuck genes
>cuck genes
>cuck genes
>white nigger genes

I'm so sorry

>my great great great great grandpappy from mexico had a friend whose cousin had an oirish setter, so that makes me like, 70% oirish, 60% european-asian, and, like, 40% roman-anglo-eastern european-catholic-protestant

Nice hat tho

mate ive got tools in the shed older than your country

it's a struggle my friend

I am a plastic Ulster loyalist

I wore orange today

>egyptian
>WE WUZ AYERESH AN SHIET MANE, WE WUZ DRUIDZ AN CELTS AN SHIEET

or........was st patrick a messenger of kek himself?

St. Patrick explained the trinity with a 3 leafed clover, this cap has a 4 leafed one. It's literally Sup Forums: The Hat. No appropriation of Irish culture involved.

I love trump faggot

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Plenty of good Micks out here in burger land. Enjoyed a green brew and a tasty reuben today which Idk if is Irish but the corned beef part of it sure is

are those pimples? jesus fuck how young are you?

>reuben
its a jew sandwich

Did you buy this off of Ebay? How did you get this and how much did you pay?

>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Made some home-made corned beef with cabbage and potatoes.
Followed it up with chocolate cupcakes filled with whiskey chocolate filling and Bailey's frosting.
Currently shitposting and listening to Eluveitie.
Took all day, but totally worth it.

They look like moles to me

I've gotten Keks trips once, can it be a sign? Will my prayers be answered?

>the genetically inferior plastic paddy slaves are assembling to brag about their Irish heritage
Witness my flag and worship my genetics you mongrels.

I'm Irish but I hate alcohol culture...
Fuck parties, they're full of douchebags and sluts.

My mom's side is Irish; so far it lives on in their choice of names, their temper, and their proclivity for alcoholism. So far I'm 2/3 and working on the third.

dont discriminate against my culture

*smacks it out of her hand and stomps on it*
keep that garbage away from me!

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dont talk shit.. hows corned beef irish potatoes arent even irish fucking plebs

Are you saying there is no point in acknowledging your heritage?

Keeping it low key to avoid the drunk retards shtiting themselves in the streets.

Today all real potato niggers are honorary Americans. Enjoy.

Moles you retarded bogan

ginger fucking rat genetics lol you're englands mongrel slave race we got to build stuff for us while we went around the world dominating brown people..and dont you forget it either

Irish on my mom's side. Celebrating by watching Alien 3.

praise the big irish cock

Most on ebay are ~$400
I'd be willing to pay that on the Trump site, but not to Ebay
Why must I be hurt in this way. This MAGA hat is the MAGA hat to rule over all others.

you are a faggot. I don't smoke weed and hate 420blaze faggots but I hate faggots like you even more.

I'm sure you think alcohol is totally not degenerate and wholesome.

Nope bought it from Trump's official merch website for 45$. Was able to use a 5 dollars off code with a bunch of other anons when they first went on sale.

Had extra cash, so I jumped on it.

i'm probably going to sell my on ebay in a year or so for the real cash-in

>muh eritage

You're not Irish, fuck off. At this point you guys are actually celebrating it more than fucking Ireland itself and the UK.

>calls irish rats
>invites shitskins into his country

Irish and italian immigrants built my country and I thank them for that, you should have imported some micks instead of fucking pakis you faggot bong.

>Are you saying there is no point in acknowledging your heritage?

Acknowledge? Sure. I ackowledge that my family draws its lineage back to the Ulster Scots.

But because I'm a god damn american and actually have pride in this country instead of being so insecure and pathetic that I have to latch onto a European identity from hundreds of years before my own time, I don't call myself "Scotch-Irish" or whatever the cool kids term for Ulster is now. I'm just an American.

And unless your parents or grandparents were the first to come here, it's cringeworthy as all hell to call yourself "blank"-American

Irish men have the smallest dicks in Europe.

With Irish-Americans being the second most common ethnicity among white Americans, it's no wonder we're constantly talking about how black men have bigger cocks than white men in this country.

NO! That hat is a gift to this site from Kek. You can't do that. I won't let you!

This quote is not as relevant these days. Yes no shit we are Americans first and foremost, but heritage is the light that will keep western civilization alive.

Stop posting this quote faggot. current migration issues have changed the game. You're the type of motherfucker that learns 1 quote and shoe horns it into every thread.

>be true capitalist
>make trump proud

That's the first time I have ever posted that quote. Nice assumptions, bro. Whatever you need to feel like special snowflake you are, though.

is that the Sup Forums collectors edition maga hat? fuckin nice.

I agree.

>t. Manlet with a 3 inch chubby

It's The Official Pepe Green Sup Forums MAGA Hat

>Irish as a subspecies aren't all degenerate anyway
t. Seamus

I guess I can't argue with those digits

County Antrim reporting. Ulsterman to the core.

>t. tiny dicked Irish-American

Your sister is an Irish lass that got blacked. Just imagine Tyrone strong black hands gripping her fragile pale body and ripping apart her tight pink pussy with his BIG BLACK COCK

Porn really does distort peoples perception I always thought I had a rather modest sized pecker but this has me larger than the average by a comfortable margin.

You seem to be forgetting Irish are white, OP.

No, only Anglo/Germanic/Nordic people are white.

The rest of you are subhuman garbage.

we did you clown a lot of them and does anyone give a shit who you thank and who built your country no shut up fucking heritage gimps

>He hasn't seen the Sup Forums logo closely
>He hasn't taken the GreenPill yet
The Jew Fears the potato

I'm probably Norman.

>heritage gimps
If my father builds a house I am going to be proud of him for it and i am going to take care of that home to pass it on to my children and their grand children long after I am dead.

That's how I view my country. Why does everybody assume that in order to be proud of your country you have to be a failure with no accomplishments of their own?

Great great grandparents were potato niggers. Came here just before the turn of the century. Legally. Worked in trades until the outsourcing and illegals killed the job market in my town. Bakers. Upholsterers. WWI vet. WWII vet. Vietnam vet. All decorated. All proud Americans.

Dad and mom's parents both came over from Ireland. I'm going to a concert then out to some pubs tonight.

My great grandfather was Irish on one side and I'm sure there is more Irish blood on the other. Can confirm through 23andMe. 35% confirmed from the British Isles and Ireland. I'm a mutt though.

feels glad

As i said heritage gimps no one gives a fuck what you are where your great granddad was from what % of what you are seriously give it a rest you sad cunts

>5 posts by this id
>all crying
seems like you do give a fuck

about giving you cunts a slice of look how cringe you all are playing pretend with countries and peoples none of you can be 100% sure what you are unless your mum and dad flew over if thats the case then OK you're still american but its justified fucking heritage wanks

>muh great great great great grandpappy's brother's uncle's sister's aunt's friend's dog was irish so that makes me a gosh diddly darned 16.4512% recurring irishman yes sir-ee tarnation.

I'm a 6th generation white american. I have so much European in me its impossible too know where my roots truly come from. It's an odd but satisfying life.

>be me
>born in Northern Ireland
>grew up there
>pretty much all relatives that I know about back to the early 1800s born in Ireland, either Northern or Republic
>never celebrated St. Patricks day growing up because it's not much of a big deal where I'm from
>emigrate to Canada because all parts of Ireland are pure shite if you want simple things like "employment"...and everyone knows it
>March 17th
>in my run of the mill city in Southwestern Ontario minding my own business
>every cunt walking around today in green clothing, shitty stereotype leprechaun hats or the "I once visited Dublin and got the t-shirt" t-shirts
>mfw

>I have so much European in me its impossible too know where my roots truly come from

Pretty sure any reputable DNA testing service will tell you that you're more black than any actual European.

I'm actually Irish, although I'm not celebrating because I don't particularly feel proud of my Irish heritage. What have the Irish done to help the world?

This, it's completely embarrassing to witness or even think about. They unironically divide their "heritage" up into 1/32nd size chunks and apportion them between Ireland and whatever other European nations happen to be fashionable to claim to originate from at the moment. What's even funnier is the way they see absolutely nothing unusual or ludicrous about this behaviour and become belligerent and asshurt when anyone brings it up.

That would be hilarious, wouldn't even be mad considering I glow when exposed to sunlight.

if i search my last name it pops up in ireland all over but im 4th gen

> 50% Irish Catholic, great grand parents sent money to the IRA up until their deaths in the 90s
> 50% Scottish/English family escaped slaughter by Catholics on numerous occasions in Scottland, England & Ireland. So protestant kicked out by Canada.

I'm sure plenty do have irish heritage, but that's all it is: heritage.

Usually with the most basic of questions you'll find they actually know next to fuck all about Ireland (the island) or the politics of both countries on it.

What's the name

Nigga pls. You probably don't even have blue eyes.

I guess my father's father's father etc. waaaay back came from Ireland. But that's all I know. How am I celebrating? Well I don't drink, and it's too cold to go outside, but I do know a good bit of the Irish language so there's that.

My moms side of my family has been in the US since before we won our independence.

My grandmother on my dads side was born in Limerick and moved to the US when she was 15 though.

So, Im like half Irish heritage, right?

t. shit-faced all day, with like 30 articles of green clothing to celebrate anyway type of dude

>i am a caricature: the post

i dont wanna say

>give predominantly catholic Irish community a day of celebration
>make it during lent

Why is this allowed?

I doubt you'll be personally identifiable by a surname

>this is Canadian education

Hazel eyes and Lightish Brown Hair. Name origins predominately from Bismarck's Germany.