American Pride Thread

Euro Poors STAY out

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USA
>Elect Trump
Germany
>Elect Merkel

Obvious winrar

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Reminder we're literally occupying your "country" right now

LMAO

KWIIII KWIIII

my daddy told me that the only game in town is america. He told me that europeans are degenerate and decadent, and all have mistresses in both human and animal form. He told me that the only slightly respectable country was Germany, but that Germany should never be allowed to unify again. I am proud to be American because of baseball, liberty, freedom, giant pickup trucks, apple pie, big macs, acres and acres of farmland, and good old down home traditional values.

Everyday I wake up and am thankful I'm not a filthy Eurocuck getting fisted by Merkel and her migrant rape train.

me to

Having a little extra weight is a sign of wealth

Goddamn we are the greatest nation EVER.

I thank God every day that I was born in this fucking land. Just the best that was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.

No one even comes close.

USA! USA! USA!

American pig: Oink, oink.
Japanese piggu: Oink, oink.
Mexican cerdo: Oink, oink.
Polish shitpig: KWIIII, KWIII

Get it together poland, youre a mess.

What state are we omitting with that 49 star flag OP?

a recent pew research poll indicated that 520% of Americans have more happiness indicators per person that the next 84 countries combined indicated

Back side

its because we are ethnically purer than them

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Burger support squad assemble

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Greatest ally

Hi where are the Burger :DDD

Agreed OP. Carless, gunless, Godless commie faggots need to keep to their commie rail lines.

we know you don't have food. No need to keep reminding us

america is gay

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_government_budget

>Germany in budget surplus for the third year.
>USA down the sink, increase useless military spending it can't afford.

US military budget of 650 billion $ for 2017. More tanks, more planes, more nukes. More than anyone else... still loose wars against sandniggers with AK47. IRAQ 'n Afghanistan = 6500 dead, 50 000 wounded, millions of veterans with PTSD.

Honestly, you could do the same with a military budget of 300 billion $.

You could have win war against jihad by spending that money in building schools in mudslim lands, TV shows in arabic, stopping buying saoudi arabia oil and so on.

You didn't defeated communism with tanks, but with ideas and example.

>Euro Poors STAY out
>only Mexican allowed

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>best military
>a woman

ur mum must be the richest person in the world then

Merica fuk yee

*gets raped by an emu*

gtfo and go fuck your kangaroo you fucking penal colony pleb.

fuck you you're gay

Kek

I just wanted to say that you, yes you, are my hero. Thank you america for President elect Donald Trump.
The last guardian of the light. May he reign forever and have a good influence on the dumpheaps of european parlaments.

Good. Keep out.

If only we could start another Reich....

Damnn brah you roasted those eurofags

fuck off newfag. You're basically a Europoor

I wish we could bring back those types of cars, modern cars are classless and ugly.

You sure about that? Trump is an ally of the jew

keked very much

Tfw your country is objectively the greatest nation in history. Feels good, man.

THIS

I always liked new Zealand more than straya

do it

No.

On business trip in the EU, pic related to prove I'm american.
Anyone from Houston here?

Do it, clean all the depravity of the world.

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Well we would need to fix the education system majorly.The Jewish lies they teach kids about Hitler is
disgusting.

I hate America and how corrupt and vile it's gotten.
But I do love the flag. Someday I will rule America and make it great again while holding the flag high.

how?

just fucking how?

LOOK MOM IM POSTING ON POL!!

Damn it must suck living outside the U. S. we are superior in every way

Indiana here where are you burger fags at?

I will admit i'm a bit jelly... born in the Cuckerlands, but American by heart.

Goddamn i need to find me an American female online so i can get that greencard and come maga with you guys. Anyone interested?

Fuck yeah freedom bringer

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Checked also Indiana

I would help but I don't have that kind of money.

What did he mean by this?

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Rip Canada

Texas here. Aside from the Mexicunt infestation, can't complain about much!

lol third world country

america is gay

I'm sorry, Aquafresh... I really am, but I can't afford to send any money your way. Good luck, though.

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jokes on you I'm all lubed up and ready for enrichment

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Only in USA you have the freedoms to construct a killdozer foreigners btfo

I thought Sup Forums didn't like the gays, but here you are, making a general for fags. Guess I shouldn't be surprised with you guys celebrating the election of a rich, fat globalist whose family is tightly tied to rich jews as well.

Remove mudslimes and annex already.

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>lubed up and ready for enrichment
These are too leaf.
We have the best President, don't we folks? God bless USA

Who's talking about money? One would only have to marry an American female for getting a greencard am i right?

Fuck me, swearing allegiance to the flag and becomming a U.S. citizen would be the proudest day of my life.

But alas, seems like i'm stuck in this degenerate, cuck-infested hellhole called Holland.

Damn man you could tweet trump and hope for the best. We need people like you instead of mexicans

Im a guy...wanna marry me?

Dear friend, what are your skills? How would you like to live in hick-town ass Louisiana?

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That's a handsome hog.

Bro, i would shovel shit 60+ hours a week for the rest of my life if it ment i would become an american. Seriously, A hick-town would be 10/10.

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Don't be sad Netherbro, you'll always be American in my eyes. Your flag is even red, white and blue!

Ima thoroughbred redneck
Down home rapper
And a lot of y'all folks
Still call me a cracker
Ima storm cloud coming
And I'm bringin' down a heavy rain
Redneck boy
And Ima put that on my everything
Y'all say yous
And we say y'all
Y'all call it an accent
We call it a drawl
Y'all say gimme that
And we say please, miss
Y'all eat oatmeal
And we eat cheese grits
We do it for the shiners
And them dirt road riders
For them forty hour workers
And the party all nighters
For the Jim, Jack, Johnny
And the Maker's Mark
For them little country towns
And them trailer parks
Redneck
And Ima rep till I DI
A lotta y'all folks still really can't see why
We gotta keep it real
All the way 100
We the purest in the world
And they can't take that from us


AMERKCA

I find it strange how europeans call us fat rednecks yet want to live among them.Though rednecks are more fun than boring liberals I must admit.

This world is ours.

time is short for you gringo. this will be our country soon enough.

>imply we're not the Estados Unidos already
good joke paco

Hush, ling-ling.

Trail of beans coming paco

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