ITT: Americans thank our British parents

ITT: Americans thank our British parents

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Huh?

Don't try it, toothpaste.

You're welcome

Can't wait for UK-US free trade agreement for digestive biscuits and Mars bars

Native here.
Fuck England.
Scots are okay though.
Wales I'd literally who territory.

You're welcome

You're too late. Now brush.

why didn't you colonized us???

my english would be better

You don't have mars bars?

Nope, fuck Bongistan! Until these guys become the loudest voices there, fuck them

You're welcome

The UK is now in a retirement home and the US is the adult caregiver. Thanks for the birth, no thanks for the dirty diapers.

t-thanks dad

You're welcome

Thanks for outlawing military rifles and taxing tea. These along with the stamp act really made our fathers want to kill you really well.

All American aren't British you fucking wanker

>British parents
Most white Americans are German.
I mean I'm sure the Muslims will thank you though.

If you aren't Anglo, Irish, Scotch, Welsh or Dutch you don't belong in American.

Thanks you ugly inbred bastards, we really do love and respect you over here.

If Le Pen doesn't win it's us against the world. Luckily we're all either of us needs.

Thanks dad! We're very happy here.

Rest in peace dad, at least you weren't called racist

>not white is not American
>Cherokee
Fuck you

You're welcome

We have Mars Bars.

tfw when your most unruly son is also the strongest son in history...

comfy feels

muh brexit and trump mean anything

xd tip fedora

right wing retards like you need to be shot and im waiting to do some shooting.

maga

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I won't thank you for becoming my father. You were an awful dad.

But I will thank you for, later, becoming my friend.

Thanks dad. You were strict, and God knows we didn't see eye to eye, but you made me what I am today.

Is it you, Obama leaf?

No mars bars here senpai.

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Thank you, sorry we stole all of your technology and forced you to disband your empire.

Milky wars are very similar m8

Thank you british fuckwits for ruining the whole arab world and making us the enemies of ourselves instead of being united against the outside threats we face today, and openly inviting our weak minded niggers just so you could cry about them chimping out and give your citizens even more reasons to hate us and follow your agendas.

not that you're relevant today anyway, but once a new caliphate forms you're next on the list after israel.

best regards xoxo

My ancestors were the Normans. Fuck the brits.

lol the trips senpai

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I hate you, dad.

Stop dragging us into european wars whenever you start losing and making us fight the good guys.

I'm jealous of you faggots.

>Implying the united states won't bum fuck the middle east if you attack isreal

>rping
Stop please

Thanks for the Magna Carta and the Scottish Enlightenment.

Can I haz colonies too?

>digestive biscuits
You should try some of these

Fuck off, I'm trying to be nice.

We solved part of the problem in the Mexican-American war.

Your ancestors could have moved to Alta California, under the Treaty of Guadalupe all Mexicans there could choose to become Americans or return to Mexico.

Im okay with some parenting by papa britania but can we have less time outs and taxes and more tea

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You have the Polish-Paki Commonwealth.

Thank you for thanking us.

I'd rather remove the pakis though.

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Brits are king of cucks but the Scots are world-class embarassing

Thanks for the Westminster system and a constitution that was so good, it's had very few edits.
Oh, and thanks for Lizzie. She's awesome

Thanks for not being Portuguese and for giving away your empire to us with the lend-lease act for some shitty tanks.

Scots are Brits.

I love the English.

>dank industrial history
>dank exploration culture
>good work ethic make cool stuff
>good music(pop,rock and edm)
>cool bridges
>neat names for cities

Just let us thank all the leafs itt

This thread is really fucking gay.

Scotland is the Oregon of Britain. They are cucks.

Why the fuck did you capture the captains of our ships? Not fucking cool, assholes.

Thanks I guess Britain.

And Crunchys.

Thanks Dad.

Post Karen

Shoo, the Humans are talking, you fucking leaf.

Also, Thanks Dad. We hope we can make you proud of us one day...

>British parents
France and Britain are our parents.
Thanks Britain for the Anglo-Saxon culture, it truly is the greatest culture in history.
Thanks France for helping to secure our independence and providing us with our governmental framework and enlightenment ideas

60%

FANTASTIC POST

>lived in North Yorkshire for three years
>had to come back

It's just not the same, friends.

kek, neck yourself

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Thanks pa
>btw I like uncle Irelands tea better, nothing personal

nope

No problem friend

We will never forget.

Thanks dad

Don't you have your daily white privileged check (as order by Trudeau) to do?

I farted on public transit with a nigger around today. I oppress minorities daily with acts like this but they have yet to catch me it seems.

Someone post the glorious revolution memeball

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lol lend lease saved both Brits and commies (effectively)

You have it wrong d00d

Thanks for civilizing the untamed savages of the east coast so we could live here

Why?
Aren't you guys like 95% white?

sometimes whites also lose

Thank you based britain for giving American monkeys civilization.

Thanks, Britain.
Please don't fucking kill yourself.

Fuck you dad gibs me muney.

checkd n rekt

It's going to be hell out there when WWIII starts. If you are all dragged into it, hopefully we will be on the same side. I talk a lot of shit but the UK is a lovely country worth saving.

Ww3 will be be nato against some russian coalition otherwise it won't be ww3 but just a other whites wooping brouwn ass war

Britain is full of chavs
Soon to be over run by Muslims
F

Things could be worse, they could stand to be so much better though.

I aint fucking thanking nobody but God -- British are just funny talkin' Americans anyways; there's no difference at all really

you niggers are just larping as your great-great-great-grandparents