Britannia

>Britannia
>Britannia's descendants
>everyone else

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Hail Britannia

Your nation is a crime against humanity

you were weak little faggots until we came over and domesticated you, and infused you with our master race genes.

celto-anglo saxons are the lost tribe of Israel, desert kikes are Judah.

>fugs your country into submission

You forgot the actual Britannia in Western France :'(
A bunch of rapefugees from the 5th century fleein fuckin based Germanic might

Could have just move to Wales you pansy

Am not one of them britbong, but they live near my basement, use to poke fun on them for that
Norwegian spawn here

as opposed to
>literally fugs your country into submission

We did more damage to you than you ever did to us, and we did it with a fraction of your numbers.

This is not even counting how our Norman descendants came over and took your throne, and still holds it today.

Just three words - the common law marriage

>*alfred the greats you*

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Still it was Danes and Norgefags against Saxons at this stage, Britannia was not even relevant. Cattle we fought over as true men

time to lynch poop dog

youtube.com/watch?v=SwqPHZT2i14

>and still holds it today

The ruling dynasty of the UK is not the same as William the Conqueror's. It hasn't been for like 800 years.

I dont even give a shit about England but i just felt like pointing out that you're a fucking retard.

Your nation is a crime against humanity

My granda fucked a kraut in 1945 then felt band so married her, then my dad was born.

We will ever reunite and rule the world as the eternal anglosphere?

>you're a fucking retard.

Sure, if you want to strawman my argument into making it about dynasties, burgerbrain.

The british royal house is directly descended from Rollo, through Empress Matilda. I'm guessing that's where your shitty American history books failed you.

>My granda fucked a kraut
Meh, I mean who hasn't fucked a kraut?

The British royal house is literally of no concern to us. It's completely irrelevant.

Yanks fucking jizz over our monarchy constantly

most of russia certainly has

it's part of your history, and your history is relevant

>mfw not having britbong ancestry
>mfw Espita master race

Fuck off Aryan scum

Oh how the mighty hath fallen

youtube.com/watch?v=gHttU1Baymo

Plantagenêts were still not Britons but Frankish, same Germanic shit as to the later Houses, though descended from female side. Anyway they were still a symbol over a mostly Norman-derived aristocracy till this day

Sorry but go back to Polish-Lithuanian Commonbuttsex, buffer state bro
We are talking among relevant actors of that period, fucking Wends are not allowed

>mfw falklands

Is that seriously what you believe?

Bored housewives sometimes follow the shit that is reported in tabloids but that's pretty much it, guy.

We rejected all that bullshit, and it was for the best in the end. Now we rule the waves.

oh my

youtube.com/watch?v=U5oO6wBrp8s

*teleports behind you*

Nothing personal bjorn.

RULE BRITANNIA

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>The british royal house is directly descended from Rollo
Fairly certain it's Brythonic.
>Norwegian spawn here
>The Norman thinks Norwegians actually settled there and took Frank women
Norwegians and Danes settled in Normandy with a majority of women. You got Frank'd.

>malvinas meme again
i don't fucking care about them, dude you almost lost against a third world shit hole

COME CHEER UP MILADS TIS TO GLORY WE STEER

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Yanks literally care about the queen more than we do.

Lol, the queen? Not even close. Women sometimes follow the royal marriages of the younger members but it's pretty much just a passing celebrity-esque thing.

>he doesn't remember the royal wedding
>the entirety of america was cumming on itself
>the entirety of Britain didn't care

You're right, I genuinely do not remember that. It didn't happen.

When I say Norwegian it's actually Norwegian, not like a burger going crazy furry-Celt because he's 0,342% potato, hmmm, see what i mean?
I'm Frankish by paternal line anyway
But your meagre knowledge did impress me as coming from an Amerifag, we'll send you some Lafayette to crush some liberals

> It didn't happen.

I only knew like 2 or 3 people who gave a fuck, and one of them was my mother who is German and therefore loves anything related to European celebrities

>The Danes weren't able to conquer England but the Danes who mixed with the French were able to conquer them literally just after England put an end to the viking age
Do you know how stupid you sound?

But, technically we are you, at least 40-50% of our DNA comes from you.

>almost lost
hmmmmmmmmmm

Your nation is a crime against humanity

Your nation is a crime against sheep

still not that impressive against a zulu-tier army
was expecting more digits on the right
you disappoint me britbro

Did you hear the tune the scots made whilst standing on a mountain of argie corpses though?
youtube.com/watch?v=16MqXT4-kA0
Preddy gud

A scots soldiers made this on the back of a fag packet as the argie army fled from him appreciate it pierre

Not half as stupid as the retard who relies on strawman arguments.

Let me boil it down to simple words, for your simple mind.

Danes devastated England during viking age. Descendants of Danish viking conqueror Rollo still sit on the British throne today.

GSTQ mate

Should federate and become an empire desu, Empress Elizabeth I

Looks like his native shithole, must have been confused, did he knew he wasn't defending Bonnie Caledonia? U sure know how to use your celtiggers

Vikings are so overrated. You couldn't even conquer England. England destroyed the viking age. William the Conquer wasn't even 1/4 Danish. We destroyed you in the gunboat war. We're more intelligent than you. Go. Back. To. Your. Mudhut.

>France

>b-but we sunk your boats 800 years later
>b-but we didn't get completely obliterated by an enemy vastly inferior in numbers

Keep crying Britcuck. Pay Danegeld.

Our niggers are more expensive than yours to feed, so what? your purple fancy isn't even relevant, sounds like a marker for backward stone age celtic slums suddenly catching up with iron age

>an enemy vastly inferior in numbers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Are you retarded?

>We devastated you that's why we couldn't conquer you
>You were only able to attack us 800 years later that's why you destroyed the viking age
Danes are so dumb.

>The Gauls/French aren't Celtic

Yeah catching up with the wonders of Southern Europe amirite?

Ireland is doing better than you

Who are you quoting?

>devestate means conquer entire island
As a britcuck, I would have expected you to know the english language.

>pic

ah I see the problem

In days of yore, from Britain's shore,
Wolfe, the dauntless hero, came
And planted firm Britannia's flag
On Canada's fair domain.

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Where did I say that it did?

Your goal was to conquer England and you couldn't even do that.

What Southern Europe? We are totally fine by Danish standards. You know, the terrible heathens from the North that forced you to abandon the shores?
Will need more than a map with fancy colours

>heh we didn't get COMPLETELY annihilated by a ragtag bunch of untrained, undisciplined farmers from a tiny northern country.

>heh the descendants of Danish viking Rollo don't count

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>Your goal was to conquer England and you couldn't even do that.

Hmm, looks like they did. Guess with whom?

"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust."

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England,
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling,
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

>We completely annihilated England that's why we weren't able to conquer England, the nation that ended the viking age
>Vikings didn't outnumber the people they were fighting
>Vikings weren't fighting a bunch of of untrained, undisciplined farmers from a tiny northern country.
>William the conquer was more than 1/4 Danish
>Normandy is more Danish than England

>Wikipedia AND cutting out the rest of it
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>that's why we weren't able to conquer England

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweyn_Forkbeard
>King of England
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnut_the_Great
>King of England
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Harefoot
>King of England
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harthacnut
>King of England

ohh so you were there too, little rascal

To be fair we had to attack an island that was already fortified by the enemy. Simply landing should have been almost impossible if the Argies were any good.

>I wasn't t-t-talking about D-Danelaw!
You're so pathetic.

That's rite, we wuz everywhere. Even more so, Cnut was our grandson:

"According to medieval tradition and relations, King Cnut (or Canute) the Great, King of England, Denmark and Norway (ruled England between 1016 and 1035) had a mother of unknown identity, but it was found that his mother was a daughter of the first (unofficially crowned) King of Poland, Mieszko I, which makes Mieszko I of Poland the grandfather of King Cnut the Great."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland–United_Kingdom_relations

Always willing to fight alongside our brothers.
The French are also our brothers, helped us since the beginning and we are always grateful.

We together must stop the Germans and the Swedes from finishing their destruction of Europe.

you keep moving the goalpost. Don't get mad that I keep lobbing the ball into the net regardless.

Kingdom of England officially conquered (more than once). That's the single thing you've been nitpicking about the whole thread, you retard.

>Pay Danegeld!
>You keep moving the goalposts
This is hilarious.

Are you talking about the ANGLO-SAXON invasion of England or are you talking the Viking age and Danelaw?

>malvinas

What did he mean by this?

What are you even talking about now? You took the goalpost and just ran into the ocean.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland–United_Kingdom_relations

sooo Cnut the Almighty was not entirely human and dey tryd to hide it, you filthy Wendol

AGAIN

dunno, probably some spicy spic bitches who happen to be family related
anyway he admitted his clay a shithole, so much for the Germany of SAmerica

Why's jocklnd on the deck

>my country did something 900 years ago we're better than your country =.= ""

Holy shit you guys are fucking autistic. Scandinavians across the board worship their Viking history because its the only interesting thing that ever happened on those islands. I don't even give a shit about England, but its achievements as a world power far surpass that of Denmark.

And if you're going to chalk all that up to Rollo Svendenson having borked an Englishwoman 1000 years ago then you're even more retarded.

>AGAIN
Juuuust the three of us... Saving Europe..... Agaiiiinnnn

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Well, we made Denmark our bitch many times over later, so:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Poland

Not sure about being Wends, looks to me more like they were Sorbs: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wends

I'm only here to troll the easily-trolled Anglophiles in a thread that was obviously made for Anglos to circlejerk each other, and you and that other retard make it way too easy. I honestly don't give a shit about Danish history, since I'm not even Danish.

anyway as our danish bro is lurking out there, sure we can trust on him again

>rused by a muhammad in sven's clothing
goddamit this happens to me way too often.

The British Empire is the greatest achievement in human history tbqh

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I guess you're result of this: tib.eu/en/search/id/BLCP:CN057120020/Integrating-Somalis-in-Jutland-Denmark/?tx_tibsearch_search[searchspace]=tn

Portuguese expat but close enough

>we were more powerful than you, and now we're not.

Well, you really did prove your point.