Requesting permaban from all boards!

Requesting permaban from all boards!
I am serious. Please remove me from this site.
Deleting this thread and banning me for 1 day to a week IS NOT ENOUGH.
I NEED TO BE EXILED FOREVER.
COME ON MODS SHOW NO MERCY.

but why?

im tired of spending entire days shitposting.

it is too addictive.

as long as i can post i will keep returning

get have some self control man!

and good luck in the future

posting CP is a permabannable offense

>leaf

Completely ok with permaban

post some pizza

it's also a felony you fuckin moron

Normalfag reeeeeeeeeeeee

porn wont get you a perma ban you dingus.

also post more gore

probably not in leafland

>implying being here is not a felony

ah, good idea why don't you give some of yours to OP so he can get banned you fucking retard.

>Canadian shitposting
It's very obvious shitposting.

Delete all leafs

You'll still be able to browse though

what is self control.jpg

Weak ass leaf.

>leaf intellectuals

i have none. ok starting right now I wont browse pol anymore. wait let me check the front page one last time... repeat for infinity

>MUH BBC

Wow I guess blacks aren't superior, U mad black bois

anything else? I don't want to get vanned in the process

t. another leaf considering long ban period

Get a $25 router with parental controls and block Sup Forums. Not so hard dude.

I'm the same way user. Just gotta handle it.

Somebody is having issues lol.

Bans used to prevent you from browsing. I'd say change it back, but at this point dynamic IPs are so common that ban evasion is trivial anyway.

Just post in a thread that you're a 12 yo in school or some shit

and you'll get a nice lengthy ban