Imblying you would not

>imblying you would not

>tfw liberal intellectuals caught us intentionally sinking her ratings
they're too smart for us guys

this we're done for

fuck...

I wouldn't and I'm degenerate when it comes to sex.

A fat, obnoxious, unfunny swine?

No thank you.

Go away, samefag.

you're right, i wouldn't

>pic related: me

>imblying

Would you? (it's ana kasparian)

Heh maybe, if she liked anime.

No, she's a fucking casual.

would (You)? yeah (You) reading right now, would (You) @anatyt?

You know what... FUCK DRUMPF

No way, fag.

Yes.

Of course you would. You're a Turk. You wouldn't even need to ask.

hnngh. i wonder if the carpet matches the couch

I absolutely would send her to Somalia

Alright, I yield.
I'd fuck her with a chainsaw.

Well, of course I would. I bet she likes to be dominated

you would think as much as she talks about being a whore. ive never heard of any dude coming out and admitting they banged her. really makes you think.

Would not, could not, would not, could not join the dance.

It's a love/hate thing

would marry

no i wouldn't

yes i would

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she's disgusting in multiple ways

I would, but only as a function of biology. My desire to fuck something has nothing to do with it's ideology. It's "close enough" such that I'd fuck it

I've fucked uglier but not by much

yes
no

oh no its the wicked hambeast of the west non funny mc i-have-a-cunt-goy

Maybe for the right price, but no kissing, no anal and I get to keep my eyes closed.

I wouldn't even fuck it with your dick, roach.

already fapped twice
sry waifu

have to go whip my back because I'm a degenerate

fat ho, no

All these posed pictures of her give her very generous angles, she's a 5/10 at best desu, just look at any candid shot where she doesn't have time to strike a pose or isn't getting photoshopped.

I hate myself for it but I really would right now.

She makes me want to vomit

>imblying you would not

T H I S
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Any for waifu, 2017.

All your waifus are shit.

Think about it, you can make fun of her when she gains wait, ignore her shit "comedy" and basically just hatefuck her and make you buy you shit.

She's our ideal waifu. Admit it. And when you catch her on her lower weight dieting swings she's kinda cute in a witchy ugly way.

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>not redpilling chuch schumer's niece on Hitler
come on anons, it'll be fun

DAMN, Armenians are WHITE?

sure when she's flabby she gets made fun of

but she diets and when you catch her when she's thin she's doable

Her pussy literally smells like a barnyard on a good day

Plus she's like 5'9", manlets not allowed!

No they're not, but they still get the D.

Could you imagine how many shit dicks have been in that?

She's just bantering.

She doesn't really know how to do it, and this is why she's looking to us for guidance.

I bet her pussy smells no better or worse than most. She can afford special powerwashing at Beth Israel Women's Clinic, too.

C'mon, you'd shag her! Just for fun, nobody has to know...

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She got fat and exposed as an unfunny joke stealing hack.

anthony jeselnick used to talk about fucking her back when she looked like this

There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to go for a ride on thin Amy.

Fat Amy, she can suck the cock but no sex until she loses the flab.

She should do porn

I think I've seen her on shemale tube, she has a thick clit

shes literally 10/10 when thin. why is it so hard to lose the weight for her..

I can smell the pig shit from her pussy through my phone user

The thing that makes Amy slightly cute, is that she's slightly witchy or ugly.

It's compelling. She'd probably let you put whatever you have, wherever you'd like, too.

She's the female equivalent of a Trucker. Pretty much female Larry the Cable guy.

she's not hot enough for porn but she could have a promising career as a cam slut

No, not 10/10. Solid 6/10 though, and being rich as fuck bumps that up a point.

She's doable, I bet she's from a verbally abusive household and craves being yelled at and berated.

One could train her to beg for dippin dots while one calls her a fat little Miss Piggy. She'd get off on it, and get new material for her shitty show.

Literally 10/10 waifu specifically for Sup Forums, even if she's only a 6/10.

You've got a deal if I can gag her and put a paper bag over her head first so I don't have to see her face while I'm pounding

>10/10

What do women look like where you're from if you think thin Amy is a 10?

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obvious shill is obvious

>this is a 6/10 in Burgerland
Truly, god has forsaken your people

As I said, she probably gets off on being degraded. Just look at her comedy, it's the height of self-degredation.

Not even if someone had a shotgun pointed at my head.

But I canceled last year.

When she's thinner her body's cute, and her slightly witchy face makes her cute, it's a fetish or something. But it works.

Kellyanne has the same witchy look to her.

there are some ugly bitches in porn m8
they even let obese ones on mainstream sites now
id say shes got a chance

Not even if you fucking paid me.

This. I remember she was hot at the beginning. And somewhat funny.

Then feminism happened

aw don't be mean, it'd be fun to roll in the hay with Amy

yeah something anyway

but it's all neglecting her as waifu

she's like, booty call waifu

Only if she wore this instead.

You're right I so would. I would so chop her to fucking pieces with an ax.

Hello, where are the tits?

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I wouldn't, and I'm a beta neet virgin

The one thats put me off is how many dicks have been inside her.

I can't find any actual tit shots, believe me I've looked. I have a brand new (((Amy Schumer))) fetish.

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She power washes with this, no problem.

Haven't you watched her show? Obviously not. Good, she's not the kind of waifu you pay much attention to.

When will you idiots realize that these people are just elaborate shitposters?

as long as there was a feed sack around to cover this face

I'd bend that batch over a buffet table and just let her chow down.

That's maximum fat Amy. Thin Amy's a cutie pie. Thicc Amy's more doable than fat or thin though.

Ive only ever had sex with 4 people and I no longer seek it.

That's the spirit.

wonders if this most recent schumer thing and the 'alt-right' was staged to negatively influence public perceptions ...

Amy please stop posting

they're so lazy, i busted one earlier tonight doing that too

I would have banged that Amy, but that's pushing it.

It's not just about her looks, it's about the fact that she's our mortal enemy and she'd be a tremendously satisfying hatefuck.

Like Zoe Quinn tier.

All women should desu

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I'm not Amy, honest. I just think, like with (((Bess Kalb))) the best way to tame these wild Semitic women is by waifuing them.

Plus Amy's cute if you catch her at the right size on the right day.

Its the chin that ruins it.