/ptg/ President Trump General - Ironfist Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Merkel Press Conf 3/17/17
youtu.be/IbpsmS2BTLo
>Pres Trump/Merkel @ WH 3/17/17
youtu.be/JzqqqLzoUe4
>Pres Trump roundtable w/USA-DEU biz leaders 3/17/17
youtu.be/luIJDNyXAek
>Pres Trump roundtable w/VA 3/17/17
youtu.be/7c5PbF7wt3Q
>Pres Trump meets Rep Study Committee 3/17/17
youtu.be/ar6ylAKlZFw
>Pres Trump remarks @ St Patricks Day 3/16/17
youtu.be/CcLtoQhCwxk
>Pres Trump remarks @ Friends of Ireland 3/16/17
youtu.be/QIr9cj4GOyc
>VP Pence swears in Dan Coats (DNI) 3/16/17
youtu.be/_SldNgpNmkg
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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MOVEMENT

AWOO~

Tucker is a hate symbol now

WE GOT REAL AWOO HOURS UP IN HERE

>when you see the German flag

Reminder alcohol is a jewish poison meant to dull the senses and encourage docility. A circumsized man who drinks beer is a guaranteed cuck.

Too bad no one cares anymore about trump and he will be soon be impeached, lel

Awoovement!

I'm liking those digits.
Awoo...
Also we need a Bateman Awoo.

Tucker is all about love

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That's not an awoo though.

AWOOOOOOOOOO!

What happened to you Chile

you used to be cool

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The guy already has it hard enough with liberals trying the 'if I just calmly explain my insanity I won't look as insane, just really condescending' tactic, let's not drag him to anything else

checked

No lewd Awoos.

Attention this is a shill bread!!!

Real bread is here

Go go go
Migrate legally

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i edited this once

>These fucking comments

He's an imposter, he's not the Texas we once knew.

lmafo

fuck off leaf

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "DIPPY-EGGS" ARE THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE!

PA-BEST-STATE!

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You're right. On closer inspection it is a multi-tailed fox.

Don't know what sounds they made.

Penises

I never got a straight answer, is dippy eggs just eggs sunny side up or does it require toast?

Awoo~

>that was the British

>this is okay in trump's america

I'm not sure how i feel about it tbqh

>tfw you live long enough to see the tide turn in the culture war
we're gonna make it guys

What a whiny Jew

That case will literally never go anywhere. Thrown out immediately on 1A grounds.

reminder the kike lied about the seizure, never filed a police report or called an ambulence, and the guy was arrested for an unrelated charge.

toasting in real thread

>awoos in chorus

What did he mean by this?

They go "Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeen~!!!"

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His lawyers characterized it as if he were sending a bomb in the mail.

kek

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>tfw no hitler simulator
I unironically want a Hitler sim.

>Oh, I'm sorry, were you enjoying your weed?

>stop sending them
Lel

>le unrelated charge

fuck off kike.

Dippy eggs are a magical spot in cooking a fried egg.
All the white is cooked.
The yellow is JUST beginning to harden up.
Then you stop.

If you have a gf who can get it to the magical spot where the yolk is half cooked, half runny, keep that bitch for life.

Toast isn't required, as dippy eggs are just a level of "doneness" for a fried egg. But recommended. Also hashbrowns/sausage/bacon

Jeffposting rules.

>Have you been smoking the marijuana, boy?

Can I get a quick rundown on this laptop shit?

pewds was redpilled hard by the kike media

>congressmen silent on what was delivered today

>No drugs
>No smoking
>No alcohol

What is cyber stalking even, doesn't it have to culminate in physical contact?

>shitposting is illegal in trump's america

>a liberal thanking law enforcement for doing their job

LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED ANYMORE
IF YOU IDENTIFY AS A DEMOCRAT YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO THANK A POLICE OFFICER OR ANY OTHER OFFICER AGAIN. IT IS AN INSULT TO EVERYONE'S INTELLIGENCE AND HYPOCRITICAL AS FUCK

>implying I enjoy anything

>Stop sending them

Congrats you found the on guy from Sup Forums that isn't behind 7 proxies

>s-stop sending them

Yes. See the treehouse article here: theconservativetreehouse.com/2017/03/17/targeted-theft-secret-service-laptop-containing-clinton-investigation-files-stolen-from-vehicle-agents-home/

I have absolutely zero problem with people smoking weed but god damn i just want to crucify all stoners

but in all seriouness, we can't let this guy get his hands on the rolled joints

>says the country that legalized it
I'm drinking everclear with my guns and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Fuck Merkel and fuck Muslim people!

Same. Zero problem with marijuana but I fucking DESPISE potheads.

nope, hence the cyber part

these trips say otherwise, checked

>looks adorable here, wouldn't hurt a fly

>looks like he's furious and is ready to give someone the noose

Hey fags. What happened with Merkel and Trump? The fags at reddit are all cumming over the latest dumb shit Trump did.

You know the rule, boy. I catch you tokin', that's another bone broken.

>working breakfast shift at McDs and diners in my teens has made the smell of eggs trigger barfy feelings for over 20 years
Guess it's a good thing the wife can't fry an egg to save her life

fake news, we decriminalized it, meaning you don't go to jail for smoking a joint which makes sense

makes me think

you have to go back

Man, things got a lot dumber since I last took a class on it in the early 2000s.

oh shit

if i'm from Britain does that mean i'd be safe??

a-asking for a mate

>Trump Nightly News not here yet

Anyone have the major news of today?

>teetotalers again
friendly reminder that prohibition was repealed for a reason

Sessions a cute

She gasped when he said Radical Islamic Terrorism, I turned it off at that point.

He's cute

trump refused to shake merkels hand when she asked, and said immigration was a priviledge not a right at their press conference.
(((reddit))) is being retarded like they always are

Merkel was late, great bantz at the joint presser, liberals still crazy, we're still winning

LITERALLY IMPEACHED

LMAO BYE DRUMPF

I've gathered all my ingredients, I am ready to produce new bread.

you'd probably get in more trouble if you posted a picture of you holding a knife desu

Jeff Sessions is going to decriminalize the devil's weed on the federal level and give the choice of legality back over to the states.

420 Blaze it!

poor guy has no earlobes tho

Sorry friend. I discovered Sup Forums 7 years prior to visiting reddit.

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>britbong
I'll pray for you

100 Days is back

>Trying to take down Jew Goldstein

YOU FOOL

>any comment, request, suggestion, proposal, image, or other communication which is obscene or child porngraphy with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass another person;

>cybertelecom.org/cda/47usc223.htm

Kek'd and checked.

She prefers this one.

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