/ptg/ President Trump General - Maintaining Order Through Disorder Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Merkel Press Conf 3/17/17
youtu.be/IbpsmS2BTLo
>Pres Trump/Merkel @ WH 3/17/17
youtu.be/JzqqqLzoUe4
>Pres Trump roundtable w/USA-DEU biz leaders 3/17/17
youtu.be/luIJDNyXAek
>Pres Trump roundtable w/VA 3/17/17
youtu.be/7c5PbF7wt3Q
>Pres Trump meets Rep Study Committee 3/17/17
youtu.be/ar6ylAKlZFw
>Pres Trump remarks @ St Patricks Day 3/16/17
youtu.be/CcLtoQhCwxk
>Pres Trump remarks @ Friends of Ireland 3/16/17
youtu.be/QIr9cj4GOyc
>VP Pence swears in Dan Coats (DNI) 3/16/17
youtu.be/_SldNgpNmkg
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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sputniknews.com/middleeast/201703181051711706-us-raqqa-warning-airstrike-daesh/
indianexpress.com/article/world/donald-trump-plans-to-build-dozens-of-warships-in-the-face-of-an-emboldened-china-russia-4573242/
chinatopix.com/articles/112522/20170317/china-first-overseas-military-base-djibouti-stokes-suspicion.htm#ixzz4bedH76io
reuters.com/article/us-tillerson-asia-china-idUSKBN16O2V9
rt.com/news/381199-netanyahu-syria-airstrikes-hezbollah/
normangeestar.net/2017/03/17/iran-conducts-another-unsafe-and-unprofessional-encounter-with-us-british-ships/
hurriyetdailynews.com/will-putin-sell-iran-out.aspx?PageID=238&NID=110949&NewsCatID=570
businessinsider.com/r-tehran-rejects-comments-from-us-saudi-meeting-as-nonsense-irna-2017-3
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A WOOVEMENT

Awoo in 4 seconds, impressive.

Soon there will only be Democrat victories..

Awoo

Awoooooooo

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

>ABLOO ABLOO

NOW THAT CTR AND APPLIED MEMETICS ARE VANQUISHED JIDF IS BACK IN OVERDRIVE, THEY ARE MASTERS OF PLAYING BOTH SIDES OF ANY ISSUE

They want to subvert the movement and craft policy from the shadows

STAY VIGILANT

ISRAEL REGULARLY ATTACKS OUR MILITARY IN EXPOSED FALSE FLAGS TO DRAW US INTO WARS (9/11, USS Liberty)

BE WARNED ANYONE POSTING
>some jews are okay lol
>israel is good because jews will keep to themselves
>based , why did we dislike them??
>wow why do you hate muslims they're just victims of the jews false flags (you have to love one or the other if you're a kike puppet)
>some jews are actually pro-white like us! we should ally with them like hitler did! (ignoring that hitler would not sign the haavara agreement if he knew they'd create the holohoax)

Too many newfaggots will see the well poisoning and believe it, especially if you just glance at posts here. The poison is seeping. Their poison will ultimately be our death.

STAY VIGILANT

We propose:
a) no more browning the west
b) no more supporting the EU and UN (who are indubitably arms of the Jewish political class's dominance)
c) no more warmongering with russia to distract russians and americans from their interior (jewry) problems
d) NO support for Israel, or other "good muslims". Be it in finance or military. Cut them off at the root. Watch them infight without our feeding hand.
e) NO more foreign aid to areas for the sake of foreign aid. Foreign aid should be used only to help a nation after a disaster. An annual stipend in the form of "aid" is theft from taxpayers and facilitates third world nations having exploding populations (who then flow across open borders into europe, russia, and the USA)

SUBVERSION & DISPLACEMENT IS THEIR END GAME

Their new playbook is trying to DISCREDIT positive policies and poison the well

STAY VIGILANT

Notice an increase in pro-jew threads lately?
>queue eternally flustered context weaving alphabet shills

Here's what Sean Spicerr needs to do to improve:

>STOP saying "I think.." - you are speaking for the President, not yourself, and not as opinions.

>Provide concise answers. Do not ramble on and don't let the reporters drag you in. MOVE ON.

>Only answer a topic ONCE

awoo~

They're all falling asleep.
Commence phase 2.

No lewd Awoos.

The thicc meme has gone too far.

Trumps been going to Florida an awful lot since taking office
If he's afraid of being spied on, why always back to the same places?

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some jews are okay lol

Begorrah.

Not if we don't let them stay

Will Merkel change her ways?

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Damn that's hot

The White House is a shit downgrade compared to his luxurious life he's been living for 70 years.

Awoo!

Mar-a-Lago is totally under his control.

A E S T H E T I C

So, um, Sweeties. It's been almost two months and Drumpf still hasn't made Wolfgirls real......

Hate to say it, but you were conned?

Of course the leaf will find the dog face attractive.

>Democrats make outrageous claims with zero evidence
>they all stick together and defend each other
>left-wing media defends them
>Trump makes outrageous claims with supporting evidence
>Republicans all scurry like rats and roaches
>right-wing media cowers and repents

>is literally being spied on
>is he afraid he's being spied on?

See

>what really matters: made up bullshit

lmao that backtrack

youtube.com/watch?v=-y_Nu6JOPDg
>Song about building border walls
>Mentions Donald Trump
>2008
Really stimulates my Shillelagh

>Spicy changes with the help of your input
>MSM doesn't give two shits and continues to act the same way
Wew lad

just like his administration

One of my favorite awoos

yeah, they still haven't full learned how to win yet

also checked

>tfw lost virginity at 16
>tfw havent gotten laid since February last year
>tfw all i do is work and drink and shitpost and work and drink and shitpost and work and drink and shitpost and work and drink and shitpost and work and drink and shitpost and work and drink and shitpost.


>tfw only thing that keeps me going is knowing Trump is president
>tfw a war would break this cycle and i'd finally have my wish of dying in war

He has discovered there are more important girls to make real right now.

Hey anons, do any of you have experience with aggregators like Drudge? How do they work, how does one build a aggregator? Asking for a friend (male).

Hey, it's legal here now

this person is clearly working for some very evil people

NTNN MARCH 17, 2017

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

AFTERNOON
>President hosts round table with Merkel
>President and Merkel hold photo op
>President says republicans are coming together regarding healthcare
>as event is coming to close, members of press ask if The President wants to shake Merkel's hand
>President doesn't respond
>Merkel asks if he wants to shake hands
>President doesn't respond
>Press is escorted out of room
>President and Merkel hold press conference
>President says a German news outlet is dabbling in FAKE NEWS
>President Trump: "As far as wiretapping by this past administration, at least we have something in common perhaps."
>Jew_Goldstein reportedly arrested for "cyberstalking" Kurt Eichenwald
>Secret service laptop stolen from a vehicle
>laptop may have contained security information for Trump Tower
>last weekend's White House intruder was on property for 15 minutes
>Intruder triggered multiple alarms
>some alarms were reportedly "cleared"
EVENING
>President heads to Palm Beach for the weekend
>Hillary says she's coming "out of the woods"
>Coulter on Hannity refers to President Trump as "emperor god"

>Viennetta cakes
Oh that's ice cream. Do we have anything like that in the states?

but user she's an impostor. i bet she doesn't even have a furry awoo bush.

Whoa, McMuffin seems a bit concerned about wiretapping suddenly. Wonder what is coming down the grapevine.

>le 1 post by this ID
Fuck you, nigger.

I used to not care about momiji posting but it's really getting excessive at this point.

Those are cucks user, they are traitors and are the first to go during civil unrest.

the dog

3D IS NOT AN ARGUMENT

>[X]Defeated Hofer easily
>[X]Blocked cabinet appointments for months
>[X]Blocked first Muslim Ban
>[X]Removed Flynn
>[X]Revealed Sessions ties to Russia
>[X]Forced Sessions recusal
>[X]Blocked Trumpcare
>[X]Baited Trump into tweeting lies about President Obama without proof
>[X]Blocked second Muslim Ban
>[X]Defeated Wilders easily
>[X]Blocked wall funding
YOU ARE HERE
>[ ]Comey unveils wide ranging investigation into Russian/Trump collusion
>[ ]Easily defeat LePen
>[ ]Remove Bannon
>[ ]Remove Sessions
>[ ]Block Gorsuch Nomination
>[ ]Block tax cuts for the rich
>[ ]Block third Muslim Ban
>[ ]Full tax returns released
>[ ]BiPartisan support for impeachment
>[ ]Impeached
>[ ]Tried for Treason
>[ ]Imprisoned
>[ ]Dies alone, poor, and disgraced in Prison

das a puffy awoo

Is anyone else here encouraged by the number of female Trump supporters there seem to be?

>>tfw a war would break this cycle and i'd finally have my wish of dying in war

The allegations of conflicts of interest and subversion should be assessed, but it's just a distraction from what really matters: that McMuffin is a brony with two mommies.

Is that computing forever?

Great win harvest today
>mobile.twitter.com/wikileaks/status/842815086217613312/video/1

finally real Awoo hours

>/tg/ supports a shill for "your greatest ally"
>/tg/ supports a man who openly said he will take israels side in partition negotiations
>/tg/ supports a man who wishes to allow "good legal immigrants" and will almost certinally grant amnesty of some form
>/tg/ supports the man who wants to start shit with the nationalist nation of iran for his globalist masters and to create another refugee crisis

you guys realise your the cuckservatives of Sup Forums right?

Just ignore it, that's what I do.

yup

Awoovement~~

nice flag, shill

>spamming replies at the start of a thread so your id has more than 1 post

Majority of white women voted for Trump. Now if we could get rid of the niggers we'd be okay.

Your 1 post by your id is getting fucking excessive you crooked cucked cockmongling cunt

>complaining about Awoos during real Awoo hours

Nice opinion, I'm sure you have a lot of them.

Shill accusations inbound

Go fuck yourselves

Uh oh.. what's that I see? Is it a little backtracking?

>Hillary says she's coming "out of the woods"
Why can't she just die?

>US-Led Coalition Warns Trapped Raqqa Residents Before Airstrikes on Daesh
sputniknews.com/middleeast/201703181051711706-us-raqqa-warning-airstrike-daesh/

>Donald Trump plans to build dozens of warships in the face of an emboldened China, Russia
indianexpress.com/article/world/donald-trump-plans-to-build-dozens-of-warships-in-the-face-of-an-emboldened-china-russia-4573242/

>China’s First Overseas Military Base at Djibouti Stokes US Suspicion
chinatopix.com/articles/112522/20170317/china-first-overseas-military-base-djibouti-stokes-suspicion.htm#ixzz4bedH76io

>Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for North Korea tensions
reuters.com/article/us-tillerson-asia-china-idUSKBN16O2V9

>‘That’s how we act’: Netanyahu justifies Syria air raid, vows forceful response to Hezbollah threat
rt.com/news/381199-netanyahu-syria-airstrikes-hezbollah/

>Iran Conducts Another ‘Unsafe and Unprofessional’ Encounter With US, British Ships
normangeestar.net/2017/03/17/iran-conducts-another-unsafe-and-unprofessional-encounter-with-us-british-ships/

>Will Putin sell Iran out?
hurriyetdailynews.com/will-putin-sell-iran-out.aspx?PageID=238&NID=110949&NewsCatID=570

>Tehran rejects comments from U.S.-Saudi meeting as 'nonsense': IRNA
businessinsider.com/r-tehran-rejects-comments-from-us-saudi-meeting-as-nonsense-irna-2017-3

A century of planning.

> female trump Trump supporters

I live in a liberal city so I've never seen that

FUCK U STUPID FUCKING HIPPIES GAS THE HIPPIES CLASS WAR NOW

WHEN THE FIRST POST YOU MAKE IN A THREAD IS FUCKING KIKE SHILL SHIT YOU ARE A FUCKING KIKE SHILL. FUCK OFF.

It's like the fucking minion spam.

>some alarms were reportedly "cleared"

What does this mean exactly?

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it's completely true too.
i would rather die charging into enemy gunfire by accident or taking mortar shell to the face than live to old age, have my teeth fall out, my hair grey and be ignored by the family i would have built by my elderly years.

MSM wins because they bait Sean into dragging his answers on and contradicting himself on stupid wording.

The OMB guy did it right - straight answers and moved on.

>tfw lost mine at 15 in a KFC bathroom because horny teenagers will find a way to fuck no matter how much helicopter parenting goes on
>haven't been laid in over a year
>all I do is work overnights, watch anime during the day because I'm too tired to do anything, and dude weed lmao
>barely even interact with other humans anymore
I really need to start going outside and just walking around or something this spring. Fortunately it looks like I really won't be picking anything up this next anime season. Just continuing LWA and maybe watching Boku no Hero Academia s2.

i remember a company was selling them here in the 90s. sadly they disappeared from my local grocery store a long time ago.

ignore reddit. they force the fuck out of everything

>>US-Led Coalition Warns Trapped Raqqa Residents Before Airstrikes on Daesh

saturation bombing incoming

That they said the alarms were mistaken and turned them off without finding the intruder.

I have never bitched about momiji before in these threads but it's completely off the rails now.

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DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW AGGREGATORS SUCH AS DRUDGE WORK??? EXPLAIN COMPUTER MAGICK?

You, could report it as off topic, but I wouldn't advise it desu.

Who's taking over the bread making responsibilities?

looks like that gave him a pretty bad headache...

(((You)))

He should just say fuck the White House at this point and stay in Florida

It has always been shills

AT NO TIME WAS IT NOT FUCKING SHILLS

I wish he wouldn't warn them tbqh.

it supposed to mean they checked the alarm and said it was ok. It was clearly not ok

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I got this

he probably has a script that he feeds a link and headline into after reading an article he finds relevant.
the script then lists the headline+link in the proper column

You have to choose

>Being ruled over by Muslims

>Being ruled over by uber-leftist-SJW-style commies.

Which would be less bad?