Brit/pol/ - Bricking the Paki Shop Edition

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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get a wash, not with cow piss either

>Bindia trying to bant.

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Gordon Brown wants more powers for Scotland.

Yeah, that'll solve the problem.

Nuke the Scots now.

Brown has been talking about more powers for Scotland since before the last referendum.

In some ways, you could consider the degree of reception he's had is in itself an argument for Scottish Independence from an uncaring union. :^)

Zizek is actually a based secret fascist desu

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Isn't it FUNNY.

Looks like Muslim campaign season has started in France, are you looking forward to a summer of blood?

How many pints of blood will it take for people to realize immigration is a mistake?

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How many riots will there be if Le Pen pulls it off.

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cool as fuck

Loads probably

This is fucking ridiculous, devolution should never have been started anyway, if we keep giving them all of these powers other parts of the UK will ask for them and we will just break apart. I know instability is probably a good thing right now but it would be best to not throw the baby out with the bath water.

>ONLY LISTEN TO TRADITIONAL MEDIA GOY

>if we keep giving them all of these powers other parts of the UK will ask for them and we will just break apart
I dunno, NI is still overwhelmingly unionist and wales has been remarkably tepid on devolution despite the level of propaganda received.

That's because in NI people have been literally blown to bits for supporting the union, so they feel more inclined to defend it.

Well yeah, but it's hard to see us going fully yugoslavia given the circumstances.
(Even if it would be cool as fuck.)

The fact that they were given these extra powers also demonstrates that Westminster cares more about Scotland than the EU does about the UK as well, but for some reason SNP still love the EU.

>spend 9 months autistically screeching about "Scotland being dragged out of the EU against our will"
>use leaving the EU as a basis for a potential independence referendum
>it quickly becomes apparent that Scotland will have to apply to join the EU if it becomes independent
>"i-i-its ok guys, we never wanted to be full members of the EU anyway hehe. We just want to be part of the single market..."

How does she keep getting away with it

I'd give almost anything for some kind of actual happening to happen, not just leaving the Eu but still having 300k+ immigration.

I really wonder how some migrants can afford to live. Some of those jobs they complain people are too lazy for pay shit, have shit hours... just paying rent and transit will take up 90% of your wage.

I mean, even a place in a crap area is £400 a month, say a weekly bus pas is £25, among other expenses, that'd eat up most of your money unless they are illegally subletting or something.

What is May's agenda?

Obvious answer is obvious

>unless they are illegally subletting or something
That's pretty common.

Not really. The opt-outs on Schengen and the Euro are more substantial then income tax devolution within the union.

I don't have the chart to hand, but the devolution they got was almost nothing compared to what the pro-independence parties requested (actually "the closest thing to federalism possible", and actually "devo-max"), the post-2014 settlement has been the david-cameron renegotiation of concessions.

Forcing a country to change it's currency would be a massive thing to do, which is why we were allowed to vote on it. After the Conservatives won in 2015, Cameron went about to "improve" our standing in the EU, and the "deals" he got were completely superficial like being able to veto something if you also have more than 50% of the other members agreeing with you.

There's a reason you always get stories of 50 to a house.

So is there any chance of scrounging together any colonies, or is all hope lost. Canada or Australia would be ideal but I would settle for Hong Kong or Jamaica. The world needs this lads. I need this.

Rule Britannia

Well yeah, that's my point. The smith commission was similarly superficial in practical terms. (Indeed, it had to be - because the first question for any unionist devolving power isn't "is this better run from Scotland?" but "Will the SNP find a way to benefit from this politically?" meaning you can only hand them poisoned chalices like Income Tax.)

They're shit

>800 troops

I'm sure they're quaking in their boots

when will you embrace Objectivism?

Wait a second here. Is Brexit happening or not?

When I'm a rich financial speculator

you could become one- if you embrace Objectivism

this is you on objectivism

>5+ sexual partners

its called not being a loser

Post your favourite moments from British politics lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=jPj5IhATZ7k

Anything involving Ed Silliband doing his Mr Bean thing.

queen made brexit law just the other day lad

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Ooh, that's a good one. I offer the following on the same theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=5_JC371jxPI

Another terror attack in France. How many have they had this week?

How fucking useless are their intelligence agency

why don't you play the markets and own a small business?

I believe a crash is coming. Not a good time to start anything.

If I was surer of the timing, I'd find some way of making bank. The problem is that I can't narrow the timing down to much more than before 2020, or more cautiously within 5 years.

(also I'm a lazy arse)

I'm looking for a comedy TV series, any recommendations lads?

The Thick of It seems appealing

what happened

fair enough, but you yourself can still make money from the crash

Citizen Khan

million dollar extreme presents: world peace

Definitely watch The Thick of It

I'd love a small business, not sure what though. Always wanted some kind of coffee shop with a book/comic/game shop attached to it though.

But what said, a post brexit crash is inevitable unless there is some really strong economic planning... but theres no incentive for any government to do that since their buddies are the ones that profit from crashes.

Sedgefield Tories have impressive names. Is there a 4 noun minimum?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedgefield_(UK_Parliament_constituency)

>John Erskine Scott Walford
>Dudley Fitz Mowbray Appleby
>Gavin Tobias Alexander Winterbottom Horton (Also stood for UKIP in 2007!)
>Nigel Bligh Spencer Hawkins
>Nicholas Mark Fletcher Jopling
>Elizabeth Mary Alice Pitman (honourable mention to Liberal Democrat Ronald Walter Alexander Leslie Beadle)
And lest we forget
>Anthony Charles Lynton Blair.

Also cucky carswell stood there in 2001.

my parents kicked me out when i was 18

I see.
Do you want to tell the story, or?

not much to it, they just told me to go out into the world because i was now an adult. they gave me some money and that was it.

i made all my wealth myself through struggle and toil

desu

Living the lolbertarian dream.

Or just fantasising about it, most probably.

Why does wider Sup Forums choose to blame everything on "socialists" and "lefties" when it's abundantly clear they're being used as a shield for the profiteering capitalists to hide behind?

Simpletons infatuated by race

what are you talking about? Sup Forums knows fully well that the lefties are just the useful idiots for (((profiteering capitalists)))

Are you sure about that? I've not been seeing much evidence of it lately. Likely due to the Trump influx.

There isn't really anything wrong with people who are socialists or lefties, the problem is that most people, not all, but most people who identify as a socialist or lefty also tend to support miscegenistic policies.

It lets you stay firmly within left-right meme politics while giving a huge segment of history to draw from.
It's much easier (and less depressing) to "pick a side", and you can build on that so that ageing republican boomers or such will unironically upvote your memetics.

It's like with focusing on transgender issues in "leftist" parties occupied by liberals. It puts you outside mainstream thought, but close enough to it that you've still got substantial backing, even if at it's root it's totally inconsistent "NatSoc Libertarian alliance!!!" bullshit.

It gets a bit infuriating reasing them talk about how 'redpilled' they are when they're just retracing worn out talking points.

I agree. They will talk all day about how they are fighting against the system and the jews and then they are will to such corporate jew cock when it comes to health care.

*willing to suck

What the fuck is wrong with my typing

it suchs

I feel it gets to the best possible stage in videogames.

If a company includes gay characters or whatever, because it's more marketable and lets them deflect legitimate criticism as homophobia, clearly this is the work of SJWs carping at the sidelines, not the company itself being a profit driven entity with no care for culture or artistic integrity.

So they actively defend a company and it's ability to profit and so on against social activism that - at most - simply changes the mode of profit, instead of realizing the profit motive as a whole will always culturally betray you.

Sometimes it type how words sound, could be some sort of weird dyslexia.

what a funny tick (phonetic? no? oh alright)

Yeah watch the thick of it. Did you know they had to hire a writer just to think up the creative swearing?

Its kind of a shame that one of the main actors got caught with CP on his computer though.

Aw man I spelled the wrong kind of tic
This is going all meta

stop

tfw no Tiffany gf

This is misleading, the stat shown for Britain is White British, not White, while the stat for the United States is Non-Hispanic White.

>tfw no susanna gf

i fucking love milfs

The Manchester G dropping truthbombs on the tranny lads:

I tried to explain to someone the other day that 'encouraging competition' doesn't necessitate the best possible product or circumstances for the 'comsumer'. He wouldn't accept that competition can be found in undesirable areas, i.e. reducing the quality of a product to increase margins and investing in advertisement/branding to hide it. We're all incorruptible, rationally self-interested actors in their little fantasy land.

Is there a more dehumanizing term in the English Language than "consumer?"
It seems to go beyond even "subhuman", despite the former being intentionally dehumanizing in the purest sense of the word. (Though the lack of intent, the fact that it subtly reveals the extent to which we see ourselves as nothing more than consumption engines gyrating around rational self interest and pleasure seeking, is perhaps the force that makes it so offensive. There's a subtlety to it that amplifies the offensiveness.)

The guardian is an ocean of shit.
You can put a few scoops of vanilla ice cream in it, but it's still an ocean of shit

Anybody else catch that nu-male at the end of Question Time?

INTERSECTIONALISM

Morning lads.

Eating cheese on toast and watching the footy. Not a bad start to the day.

yeah, what a moronic faggot

Anyone now any massage parlours that are open late at night in central london?

>London
Fuck off Paki.

HAHAHAHAHHAA

you lads watching this? periscope.tv/w/1yoJMeMAlbYJQ

>try to walk down street
>police detain you because other people are violent
>then they tell you that you're breaching the peace

There is a more dehumanizing term: Nigger
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