SCANDINAVIAN SUPERIORITY !!!

Scandinavia, the north, is MONOCULTURE. Fuck multiculture! Fuck the refugees. We don't make Kebab, or scream like we have food poisoning from the top of a tower.Citizenship in our country doesn't make you one of us! It makes you an immigrant who lives in Norway. If a rat is born in the stable for horses, the rat isn't a horse. We are the horses!

We only accept the best. If you have blond hair, blue eyes, clean smooth superior whiteman's skin, know the vikingsagas and follow the teachings of Odin, then maybe. But we don't take weak people into our clan. You need scandinavian characeristics, our characteristics are one and the same: BEAUTY!

Also, you guys who have brown eyes and brown hair. Your mother whored it up, will you make up for her sins? Will you adopt a blonde haired, blue eyed orphan and raise him as your son? I have blond hair and blue eyes, but I can't wait to adopt a blond blue eyed eastblock Europe muslim orphan, so I can turn him christian and set things right. The muslims fucking hate that shit, so I will adopt an entire football team if i get the opportunity.

I will take all muslim blond people and turn them christian, until the very word of Islam is associated with ugly, rat-like, humanoid creatures, with black greasy hair, smelly hairy arms, long rat noses and thick ugly lips.

Give up your blonds Kebabman, they belong to the vikings!

>Pic related. What a completely average looking scandinavian looks like.

The blonde kalash tribe of Pakistan are descendants of the vikings who traded silk with the persians!

The persians were in awe of their beauty and brought their wives, sisters and daughters before them. Begging for their seed!

Their viking blood keeps calling to them from within their entire life. They need to abandon Islam and come home.

hello brothers

No, they need to stay in Pakistan, you cuck

>If a rat is born in the stable for horses, the rat isn't a horse.
>comparing animals with humans

If you act like an animal don't assume real people do too. Therefore don't compare us, rational humans, to fucking animals. You should be put in a zoo, pseudonigger cunt.

Brown eyed white man here

Can I join?

Will you adopt and raise blond children with blue eyes to atone for the sins of your parents?

He looks better in Islam. It suits him.

I am talking about the poor white nordic people who have accidentally been born in hell holes, such as pakistan, kurdistan, kosovo etc. Who happens to have been brainwashed and brought up in the muslim faith.

We must save these children. Deep inside their hearts they know they belong somewhere better. Valhalla, not Allah.

Lost vikings.

>Scandinavia, the north, is MONOCULTURE

>What are the Swedes, Danes, Norwegians and Sami

Can I be one of you?

My plan is to marry a blonde blue eyed woman.

My father has blue eyes, and my brothers have green eyes, so if I use modern technology I can probably make sure I only get non brown eyed children

Hey!

I am not talking about many here. I am talking about the very real blond tribes. They can't stay in pakistan, they will get watered out, in a couple of generations they will be extinct. Blue eyes and blond hair will become black hair and brown eyes. You know this!

Not many have been called, black pakki have to stay in their country. But we can't sit it out while the perfectly good blond, blue eyed, displaced, lost vikings are suffering. They need to convert to christianity and come home to Valhalla.

That is a pretty good bathroom for a romanian.

Except Scandinavia has an aging population and needs immigration to keep its economy going. Read economics, educate yourself. Immigration is vital to Scandinavia if they want to keep being 1st world.

Your girlfriend would choose me over you even though I don't have blond hair

You're still danish, mountain monkey

That is not enough. You need to adopt a blond, blue eyed child.

Bonus points if you adopt them from a muslim country, raise them as a christian and make them hate Islam. The muslims really gets butthurt over that stuff.

The muslims can't have blondes. They're too good for them. Blondes needs to be with the vikings, that is where they belong.

Automation will take care of that

I ain't raising someone elses child. Get fucked

If that is true, why do you wanna be a viking?

Here is what you can do. Adopt orphaned white, blue eyes, blonde hair children. There are way to many of them. Raise them christian, teach them to hate muslims, immerse them in norse culture.

Then, you can be an honorary viking.

I already am a viking

You have to, because we need to stop raising a litter of 2-3 white children. You need to have 12 children, 3 who are your own, 9 that are blonde haired, blue eyes, orphans who otherwise would have grown up in a hell hole.

Don't be scared, because there is nothing in your life, your career, or anything that feels better than saving your own race. I have helped a blond kosovo boy out from the shackels of Islam, his former muslim peers hate my guts, it is the best feeling in the world. I promise you, no career, salary or amount of money can give you this feeling.

If your forefathers saw me they would think of me as one of them

I've been to Sweden and Norway and there were a shitload of """chileans""" there.
why did you take in so many shitskins?

Vikings pull their own wheight.

One time, when I was 13 years old, I was in class with a blond blue eyed boy from Kosovo. I sat with him, I talked to him, I befriended him, he came home with me and played vidya, I threw birthday parties where I invited him to all of my white friends. I made him stop hanging around his muslim friends. One and a half year later he stood next to me in church, got baptized and confirmed with us.

I feel so fucking good every time I see his former, still muslim, circumsized friends glaring at us. I hope it keeps them awake at night. And on some level, I bet they envy him, because he was so beautiful that he was worth rescuing and they are not.

We're still friends I helped him get a job by making him change to a more Norwegian name. I have done this. Best feeling ever.

I will have children of my own, it is great. But would I adopt white children with blond hair and blue eyes from third world muslim hell holes? Hell yeah. I would raise them to become good christian, muslim hating vikings. What is it you believe that you can achieve that feels better than this kind of victory?

I put respect on your name for that

they fled from pinochet and sven ofc invited them with asscheeks wide open

The pendulum is swinging back.

I feel it. True norwegians are absolutetly furious. I see more anti-immigrant posts on facebook every day. Soon.

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Yeah I think I had like 3 Chileans in my class growing up

master race feels

"At the end of Kali-yuga, when there exist no topics on the subject of God, even at the residences of so-called saints and respectable gentlemen of the three higher varnas [guna or temperament] and when nothing is known of the techniques of sacrifice, even by word, at that time the Lord will appear as the supreme chastiser."

I've the distinctive feeling Scandinavians will go first

Kill all pensioners, problem solved.

Nintendo can suck my dick.

Your average scandinavian looks like a bottom twink at best
No honestly, look up anythink Link related that isn't officially from nintendo.
Either it's him being a complete crossdressing sissy or he takes it up the ass from literally anything and anyone

>absolutetly furious
>facebook
>link-posting
Why are you guys seriously replying to someone clearly suffering from an episode of sudden onset autism?

>Citizenship in our country doesn't make you one of us! It makes you an immigrant who lives in Norway


Well that's entirely true, all Norwegians I have met still view second generation immigrants and those with citizenships as foreigners because we can tell them from us. They will forever be outlanders.

>8 pointed stars
What the fuck is that garbage

YES

is this the new ">implying the US could defeat Norway TOP KEK"?

You're considerably whiter than me, that's for sure

155 cm tall jacked gypos asking for change is my second worst fear in life, right behind clowns with sharpened teeth.

You'll never take your countries back, because you're not willing to kill for them.

They are.

Would be ok if not for the tattoos m8

>He plays jewtendo games

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NINTENDIAPERS TO THE RESCUE FUCK BIG BOY GAMES KEK HAHAHAHAHAHA

>1080p
>no games
>Overpriced
>2.5 hour battery life
>22 fps Zelda
>900p laggy Zelda
>No Netflix
>No web browser on a tablet
>Joy con issues
>Dock scratches the console
The switch will finally kill the Nintendo brand, feels good man. Zelda and Mario will soon be on Playstation

Yeah. Because they are.

They can sing the song of multiculturalism all they want. The people of Norway are the people.

Brevik

masterrace checking in

You knife-eared bastards are worse than jews.
Thanks to the old gods your kind got already exterminated in the early middle ages and no one can remember it today.
P.S Nintendo Switch is the biggest waste of chinese plastic after the american McDonald's hamburger.

Tbh it just sounds to me like you wanted to fuck your childhood friend mate.

Its not coincidence either that links looks like a 12 year old.

Is he an actual midget

Agree. But Zelda is fucking gay.

That is just Jewish propaganda against the master race, they want you to associate the Aryan beauty with gays. I've seen gays, they look like shit, yeah probably not in porn, I could totally understand why some actors in porno would have to look a certain way. But in real life, gays are fat people with buzzcuts and those ear rings that make giant holes in your ear. They look very iranian, and wear leather BDSM stuff.
Nothing like Link or us, stop believing what you see in porn movies. Gay men don't look like handsome nords, gay women don't look like hot cheerleaders. They're fat and ungly and ugly and fat. The only good looking gays are faaaaar right leaning politically.

I still look like this in my twenties.

Let me tell you something, you horsefaced sharktoothed brittish inbred. The normal healthy thing is to look young when you're young. You're young until you are at least thirty. Then your face changes and you grow a beard. That is the way it is supposed to be.

You growing up all ugly is the fault of your genetics. You expire faster than us. That is not a strength.

You're supposed to look twenty in your twenties.

Consider? These people are not Norwegians. They can be pakki, they can be a pakki with pakki parents who came to Norway and lives in Norway, but that just isn't Norwegian.

They can go in the 17th May march if the want. We're celebrating a constitution, the laws that protect the citizens in Norway. Yeah, they can have Norwegian citizenship, but don't claim to be a Norwegian.

I just cringe everytime I see a muslim or black person saying something like "My name is Khalid and I am a Norwegian". No you're not, you're a Norwegian citizen, a person whos entire history and ancestry is from another country. You weren't here growing crops in the early 11th century. Go fuck yourself.

Norwegian is a title reserved for the Norwegian people who built this country. Not some shitskin who came here to piggyback on wellfare, then refuses to leave for his home, rebuilt his wartorn country, like a man.You're not Norwegian, you're not even men.

You're not pretty either. Wierd fucking noses, hoarse dark voices, hairy arms, stinky skin, fat lips, greasy hair. Jesus fucking Christ, I swear everytime I see one of you in the streets I feel a little sting in my happiness. I can't be truly happy before the day you're out.