Let's pick Trump's dog

We all know certain individuals from conservative/libertarian media and memberos of the administration lurk here, so let's meme in the next presidential doggo.

Also, no pitbulls please. Nobody wants to see a nigger dog in the White House.

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The only dog breed a white man should ever own.

Very great
Wow again

Check these digits for german shepard.

re-roll

>falling for the canine jew

Cats are redpilled.

go away shitskin

re-re-roll

Please tell me you're joking.

Rhodesian Ridgeback has my vote.

samoyed

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wew lad check my ID

What about this sweet doggo?

Rolling for a Bulgarian Shepherd

all around good doggos

yes. m u ch g r e a t
W O W
every dub here is a vote for shiba inu washington

Wrong

>Nazi has a crippled dog breed as a pet

POTTERY

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imagine barron or the little jew kid riding one of these in the white house

Whatever breed Trump picks, there will no doubt be a huge spike in demand from breeders.

Also, anons need to be vigilant because no doubt the fucking liberals will want to hurt doggos of the same breed.

Lassie was a boy

When do they normally pick dogs? I thought this was supposed to be done ages ago

has to be shibe

looks smug like trump

Only if its a big cat. Small breeds of everything are little shits that should be exterminated.

Yes

Such this
Much companion
Wow

start with subhuman womanlets who give nothing of value to society, at least some manlets are virtuous

Ancient northern breeds > modern cuckbreeds
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Kek declares he will accept a dog as a gift from Russia after a high profile battle with Muslims in Syria or possibly Turkey.

Why not have him adopt one of our retired military doggos? We have dozens that need homes and shouldn't live out their final years on base.

Shadilay!

They probably have ptsd

check and witness boys

trump should get a boarder collie

he's already getting a dog. his name is patton. he's a goldendoodle

This

Rhodesian Ridgeback

p. cute

Pitbull. America: the dog

i would go for pic related. Dutch Sheppard. Strong, smart af and family friendly.

paint it red, lil donny

Some do. They're really cool. Just don't appreciate loud noises, which doubles down on the idea that they need good homes. Our kennels aren't the quietest of locations.

instead of a dog lets get him the biggest main coon money can buy

Trump should get a Rhodesian Ridgeback as his presidential dog. That way liberals won't even be able to say the breed's name without being triggered.

like this?

He should find a bitch of whatever race putin's current dog is so she can get bred by it.

He should get a hilldog
Arf arf!

Or a Mal if high energy is his thing

>All these people suggesting non American doggo breeds

C'mon anons, this is the America First president, we're talking MAGA. We gotta have an all American breed.

I suggest Alaskan Malamute, or Chesapeake Bay Retriever. The Malamute is strong, large and in charge, and the Retriever is a classic hard working and intelligent hunting dog.

Wow I thought only huskies did that

Isn't Barron kinda tall though?

Whats the fucking point in Trump having a presidential doggo? His wife and kid live in NY and he fucks off to mar a lago evety weekend.

A nice Belgian Mechelaar, aka Mallinois would suit Mr Trump.

>Trump should get a Rhodesian Ridgeback as his presidential dog. That way liberals won't even be able to say the breed's name without being triggered.

I like this

lots of doggos howl, a lot of the really old breeds like spitz based breeds (Samoyed, Husky, Shibes), malamutes, and fucking, afghan hounds which are all really closely related to wolves (compared to other domestic breeds) are more known for it but several scent hound dogs bay which is similar to howling, basset hounds, bloodhounds, beagles, foxhounds, coonhounds

But hell I've seen Golden Retrievers howl in response to train whistles or ambulance/fire engine sirens youtube.com/watch?v=TY4tkJAQ1Qg

Kek's will confirmed

>American dog breeds

Yeah. Good idea, hey? The liberals will literally have to come up with their own name for the Rhodesian Ridgeback. kek

chesapeake bay retriever for the win desu. have one myself, she's an amazing dog.

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but those are American Doggz not American Dogs

American Staffordshire Terrier

Those are primates, not dogs

Either's a good doggo. I mean a lot of breeds suggested are good it's just they're not American. I think there's a point to be made with Trump choosing American everything whenever he can.

That's a pitbull breed, let's avoid nigger dogs and stick to working dogs.

based samoyed

>Reddit dogs
Trump needs a coonhound if he wants to win over middle America.

How did south America go so wrong ?
You were just the Spanish version of us

Border collie or sheltie

This is the best choice.

A shibe would be fun, but it would be too obvious a nod to Sup Forums. It's a meme dog.

A retired military dog however, would walk a very Trumpian line. On the one hand the German Shepherd is a Nazi dog, on the other hand adopting a military service dog is a patriotic move that would make liberals look crazy when they criticize it.

There would of course be the added benefit of personal protection at the President's side. Even if Secret Service lets a crazy slip over the fence out of incompetence or negligence, that doggo will bite the ever loving shit out of him before he can touch Trump.

coonhounds are probably the most fucking annoying dogs aside from jack russells

Japanese Akita's for Trump

coonhounds are annoying and too fucking southern hick.

The only breed worthy.

u speaking from experience?
only job the pet of the 1st family pet is ever going to have is either b as cute as possible or b as loyal as possible, and the American Staffordshire Terrier breed can b both or strickly the latter

Depends on what kind you get and how much you walk/stimulate them. Hunting dogs are HIGH ENERGY. Walkers tend to be low energy when they are inside though.

Swiss Shepherds are pretty fashy

Blue tick

irish wolfhound

Newfoundland

It can be a symbollic pick. Picking a white man's working dog instead of a nigger's "fighting" dog.

I think I'm leaning towards Chesapeake Bay Retreiver now because Malamutes are Injun sled dogs while Chessies are 100% white man's working dog.

German Shepherd.

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Doge is the best doge

Chihuahuas will be deported

Like his base.

Chihuahua

For irony and the fact that properly trained chihuahuas are adorable.

> pit bull

Naha nah nah nah na nah nah

Just to troll the lefties, I suggest a German Shepherd or a Doberman Pinscher.

Boston Terrier like our based president

Gabe

fuck u shill

>red rocket

lel

Anyone posting Shiba Inu's should go off themselves. They're trash tier dogs.

Pit bulls should not even be considered.

The fact nobody has posted Golden Retriever is kinda pathetic. They're America's dog.

Some sort of Sheltie mix

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because everyone here wants to laugh faggot

Agreed on the shiba Inu's.

But a Golden Retriever? Really? Can't get any more cliché than that.

The Secret Service officer doggos already bite the shit out of fence jumpers user, they're all Belgian Malinois and German Shepherds. Doggo officers can't be petted on duty though, so Trump needs a good doggo to be sunggled.

He spotted Melania

Pick based tactical pupper

Belgian Malinois