Synthetic Brothel

Why haven't you started your sexdoll brothel yet?

express.co.uk/news/world/779841/Sex-robot-brothel-Lumidolls-Barcelona-prostitutes-complain-police

>no insurance, health care, bitchy bitches on their periods, can even use the merchandise if you want

>The brothel offered the services of four life-like dolls which cost around €4,373 ($4,300, €5,000) to produce and are made in the US and made out of thermoplastic elastomer, charging punters around £105 (€120) for two hours.

>support the American economy
>even if cleaning is $50 for session, that's $80 per session per doll
>up to $160 dollars an hour revenue for four dolls

If you're putting half the cost away to pay for dolls, it's only 200-250 hours to pay for the doll. At 6 hours a day of "work", that's less than two months RoI.

Been there, so much better than real whores

>buy realdoll
>grow out of degeneracy and want a real qt waifu
>can't fucking sell it because too embarrassed
>stuck with huge realdoll in a box
>can't throw it away because MUH 4 gorillion dollars
fuck

Right looks uncanny as fuck. Left looks alright at that angle.

Who's the poor bastard that has to clean them up?

chop it up and throw it out piece by piece

Because you can't have a family with one, take on a date or have a meaningful conversation with.

I actually feel sorry for OP, what caused your grievance? I'm not even judging you, I probably know that feel.

> $5000

Yeah but I spent $5,000 on it. I mean technically some guys spend that much on failed dates, but fuck.

Dismantle it and sell the pieces

top kek

i support anything that lowers the market value of women who are the number one cancer destroying civilization right now.

>Paying to fuck a doll

WHY?
People are so fucking pathetic. Just nuke the world into oblivion already.

$7000 is a small price to pay.

Marriage cucks are paying with half their assets and future income when the inevitable divorce follows.

>selling severed realdoll arm
>50 bucks
I dunno man.

Post pics. How much you want for it

I'll take the whole thing of your hands, can even pay with bc if it helps you. Post pic

Did you remember that you used it right? 50 bucks are better then nothing

> Janet, a prostitute with over 30 years in the industry, who works in the city’s Raval district said: "It is another strategy of the patriarchy that presents us as objects without rights or soul. A privilege of the wealthy classes.”

Sex is emotional even for men.

This is just really sophisticated masturbation. You will never get the full satisfaction from it that you would from a real woman.

>creepy ass sex dolls
>tfw born too early for perfect realistic android waifus

>real woman
Notice the only people in this thread being feminist are the Americucks

They're probably just mad there isn't one that looks like a cheeseburger.

What is the reason to put those black tags on a doll's nipple?

>mfw when lefties will start to pretend rights for them and treat them as equals by accepting marriage between humans and Androids/Robots/Toasters

>born too late to marry
>born too early for perfect realistic android waifus

But born just in time to use potent synthetic opiates!

White people are afraid of nipples. It's a feminist thing

>White people

You mean Americans

>not having a shed/playhouse for the realdoll to live in
>not laughing as your daughter plays tea party with the doll.

because no loli sexdolls

>inb4 doll lives matter

and I missed

Oops, forgot your proxy.

You can buy childlike sex dolls. They're illegal in Canada.

I feel no emotion when fucking a whore.

Post pics, I'll buy it.

I identify as attack helicopter.

I'm ready for women to protest by creating guy sex dolls.

But it's a FUCKING DOLL, not even a real human.

Learn from my mistakes and don't fall into this endless hell of degeneracy.

Honestly I just dressed it up and looked at it. I never really had sex with it or anything. It's more of a posing doll for me.

The one on the right looks retarded

>.co.uk
Britbongs are fucking retarded. Can't believe that a site might be this lagging and unresponsive in 2017.

There are male sex dolls. Men made them, because women can't make anything unless there's a hot guy they're trying to impress.

>They're illegal in Canada.

because it's a fucking leaf?

I'll post pics, give me a second.

>buy a $5000 fuckdoll for posing
Suuuuuuure

White people can't tell the difference between fake and real women. Hence why you get the UN trying to be mad at Japan over hentai.

>Honestly I just dressed it up and looked at it. I never really had sex with it or anything. It's more of a posing doll for me.
Did you just cucked yourself with a sexdoll?

I'm in a Long term relationship, don't want to cheat

This is close to a women but it's not actually cheating

(My crazy bitch gf probably would think it is)

Also, she says me jerking off to someone I knows pictures is cheating

Brilliant!

I am all for ANYTHING that lowers the sexual market value of PITA females.

Thanks for the hint Sup Forums
Now I know what I will do the next 30 years.
Any Vienna fag in to open the first political correct weeb brothel which will not enrage human right faggots?
Like if 5000 are a lot for a sex worker one can use for several years and deduct from taxes.

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Uhh, Mexico? You're missing that little emblem in the middle of your flag.

I can't be the only one who wants to try one of these at least once.

Yup. IRL date will run you $100-200 - dinner, drinks, cab, ect.

$5k is about a years worth of dating.

Sell it on ebay

>fucking real women
>ever
Lmao why?

The biggest seller right now is GFE girlfriend experience where you get to go out with the chick and she fawns over you in public.

Give it a proper burial.

Oh..

I don't why girls don't like me, so I settle for my doll

>loli doll
>giant moocow tits
You're doing it wrong

If you think about it, I did the math up top, you can put at least $4000 away per 2 months. You could buy $20k sex dolls EVERY YEAR and still be making sick money.

>That miku doll

Guy has taste

not loli enough

Is this what men find sexy? I must be gay.

Yeah, because when I am working out all of nasty sexual fantasies on some slut I picked up, I am really concerned about our emotional connection.

>bimbo
>fucktoy
>subsluts

Who's gonna pay for hip surgery?

pale bubble butt trap sex dolls when

impossible to find one irl

Imagine being the cop that pulls over someone with a chopped up real doll in the back seat.

Nigga just buy a new fuck toy are you poor?

I didn't have monies to pay the cartel so I gave to them my snake-eater eagle and my cactus.

china has them

I was thinking;

>Wow. Thtat's fucking gross. Imagine how dirty and disgusting it would be.

Then I remembered how much easier to clean it would be than a real woman.

lol virgins

you'll never know how to dominate a real woman and make her cum into pure submission.
I thought one couldn't sink lower than ordering an Asian bride, but the Jews have once again showed me the light of how omega some men really are. Don't get me wrong. It's a great tool to masturbate for sure, better than Mary palmer and her five sisters. But fuck, I couldn't look myself in the mirror and still think I'm a man after jerking off with some realistic doll. Might as well start drinking as well.

Pay artist to decorate it with blood and bruises, sell on internet for hefty profit.

Or better, just cap off that section and sell it to amputee fetishists. You'd probably make more if you cut off the other leg too

>tfw no free healthcare for your doll

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>"us"

Um, no Sweetie. You're a Flesh-Bot.

Also;

>The Patriarchy is LITERALLY objectifying...objects.

Call me when fat chicks give up their dildos.

Sort yourself out

Or you get a chick now and then, keep her around for a couple week's till you've fucked more then your dick can possibly handle, take a break, and pick the next one. Internet has made this ridiculously easy and bar's still seem to work just fine.

They exist.

Multiple Canadian and British men have been arrested for ordering them.

I seriously don't know how that's legally justifiable, but there you go.

DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE MIKU

>sorting myself out
>Spain
how?

>Suuuuuuure
Nah really I was a super weeb.

Well no one else fucked it either. I don't even have a sleeve for the vagina hole.

I guess that's a possibility, but I really don't want to go through the hassle of shipping it.

Because I'm an old fuck and I don't want my dick to expire before I enjoy it.

I'm imagining someone buying this property after me and sometime in the distant future digging for a pool or something and finding it. I would want to see the look on their faces.
Sounds like a good way to get shot on accident.

Cut off a finger and send an "i have your daughter" note to a random person

>It's more of a posing doll for me

What a fucking waste. I'd fuck one of those things, at least for a couple of weeks.

tfw you could have saved all the money from sex doll healthcare premium to just pay for surgery.

>Will decrease the demand for sex trafficking
>Reduce the spread of STDs
>Increase profits for businesses
>feminist will still try to shut it down

Still I w8 for some rly crazy ones like dranei, goblin or some gigantic amazon for snu snu sesions.

If there is non transgender penis involved it is immoral.

make that redhead in a DFC model, and I'll take it.

>feminists
>logic

I've got a wife and an onahole and fucked a lot when single

I would get a real doll if it was more like $100

You can have both

(((feminists)))

I wouldnt mind snu snu, but just imagine how expensive giant dolls would be.

>china has them
Knowing china, they're probably plasticized orphans

no thanks i'll just be horny 24/7 that beats being a low energy masturbating cuck anyway

>sick money
absolutely. But way put money aside when you can take insurances for your dolls. I have to check some laws but an initial capital of 15K and some 30K credit should be far more then enough to get that shit going.
>loli dolls
oy vey oy vey, one could have some VIP program for special customer charging them 250€ for half an hour

I wonder what the regulations for such a brothel would be here in the united states.

This could legitimately be a profitable business opportunity if you get in early and make a name for yourself.

So how do they make these, human molds? CNC?

Money talks, if there's demand for it it will flourish.

Now do you understand why I don't use it as a sex doll?
I just wanted an imouto.