You have ten seconds to be as Belgian as possible

You have ten seconds to be as Belgian as possible.

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/film/2012/dec/22/gerard-depardieu-tax-move-divides-france
youtube.com/watch?v=vPeHbvQgiTY
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Who would want to be belgian?

We wuz Franks

W A F F E L

Waffles

What's a "Belgian"?

We will win the World Cup 2018!

>severs Congolese limbs

ALLAH AKBAR

THOSE AREN'T ACTUALLY OUR WAFFLES

RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's a Belgian?

TAKBIR

No

what not exist?

I am a legitimate country

sorry I can't, I have no idea how

...

...

الثناء محمد، صلي الله عليه وسلم

FUCK WALLONIA

>t. Flemish

"I SURRENDER!!"
Now where's my price!?

Je suis le belgique

J`aime le noir cock

Makakke buite

...

I AINT A FILTHY FRENCH!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Eating waffles with a chocolate beer sauce while taking a break from cleaning an FN rifle whilst reading Thorgal.

...

Tintin.

I'm not belgian, i'm european.

litteraly nobody

>offers the chocolate
>rapes the cild

every time i see this i cant believe my eyes

...

REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE

>be belgian
>be from, pretty much, a non-country

AMAI WIJ WILLEN WILLEM WECH MAHR OEVER UN TIJDSKE WILLEN WIJ WEEHR MET ONZE NOORDERBUURE VERENICHE HUUB PAKST DE HAMER IK ZIE EEN WAAL

This.

It always ruins my day when I remember that Americans say French fries when they actually come from Belgium.
*eats Speculos*
Fucking French people I hate them so much

...

nah, that's just being canadian

leven Vlaanderen!

Amai

>ten seconds
In reality I have until this thread closes, cause I could be lurking the whole time.

Pwned.

MAASKANTJE , KINDERAIDS

...

Oh shit the Germans are coming! Time to lube up!

>Minister of social affairs and health

This is the only Belgian thing I care about and the dark chololate that you Belgians put in your mouths nowadays come from inside the refugees pants.

You're joking.

ahhh that was good chocolate... now I am off to the cheese shop and maybe a beer..,

...

> has a minor heart attack with every step she takes
> proposed to lower taxes on cigarettes because it wasn't generating enough income
> necked a fairly safe nicotine delivery system because they can't tax it
> somehow became a medical doctor, still lets herself get morbidly obese to the point where she could literally drop dead any second
> is a doctor who pledged the hypocratic oath, still became a politician (and all politicians are corrupt scumbags)

> ministery of HEALTH

by Kek, I hate this fucking country so much

Glorious autism

Joke doesn't end there.

What's her name Sup Forums?

I love Australian ice cream!

honestly I sometimes forget belgium even exists

You don't even know half of it:

I feel sick just looking at her. She looks like a mafia boss from Star Wars.

Organizing the cull of mankind. Overpopulation is real and it will be our downfall.

there should be rules on this sort of thing
health minister can't be fat as fuck
defense minister can't be woman (>98% of combat deaths male)

we all do leaf.... we al do...

I have lower taxes than France.

theguardian.com/film/2012/dec/22/gerard-depardieu-tax-move-divides-france

belgium does more idiotic things like that
one of our ministers of transport didn't have a driving license

Belgian you say?

Where am I going to find a little kid to imprison, torture and fuck at this hour?

fucking kek

Have some chocolate, my friends.

>De Block

he also used his position to ban cars from his home city and place bus stops infront of each of his 12 bars and restaurants

belgian politics retarded on a level few other nations can comprehend

Ale zeg manekes

...

Allahu Akbar !

agreed. Same for doctors. Double for doctors who become health ministers.

Imagine this whale being your doctor:
> Sir, you have to lose weight because your next heart attack will kill you, if the diabetes wont get to you first. And no, we can't perform that heart surgery or take away that colon cancer because we can't reach it through 1 meter of fat.

Wouldn't you just start laughing hysterically?

How are the daily terrorist attacks treating you, France?

I WOULDN'T GO TO FRANCE...

youtube.com/watch?v=vPeHbvQgiTY

There's something wrong with this picture but I can't point it out.

Defense ministers should just be generals imo.

Fpbp
You can't get more Belgian than this.

Efficiently providing gateway to France since 1914.

i also think there should be a minimum amount of time worked in the private sector for politicans. too many go to university, and go straight into politics.

That's being French

Things would be better for us if you stopped letting Molenbeek be a breeding ground for jihadis, m8.

Waffle waffle

I hate fucking Walloons.

That is France in a nutshell.
Belgium only allahu akbars a couple of times per year.
You do it everyday.

Because politics is a family business. At least it is here in Belgistan.

> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking HATE this country!!!

>Sweden

You can thank your socialist colleagues from Wallonia for that.

>I fucking HATE this country!!!
I think you won the thread mate

Yum yum muslim cum

This

Molenbeek isn't in Wallonia though, although Wallonia definitely is a shithole.

>Sweden
Look who's talking.

>666
very fitting

Brussels has been under socialist ruling by PS for almost 2 decades, they are the socialist party of Wallonia.

We don't allahu akbar, we ficki ficki.
And you guys try to make your way through the day without isulting someone over their gender as everyone identifies as attack helicopters in your land.

read

Long live Philippe Moureaux, Great Mufti of Molenbeek.

triggered
country status - non-country

>be Belgian
>get run over by tanks
>"we're neutral, assholes"

>Be American
>A Belgian basically launched you into space age