Burgers, you know that Germany has gone to war over handshakes

Right?

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Ooohh I'm scared

You gonna take your broomstick guns and fite us, fgt?

>Moustafa Bayoumi

What the fuck is that?

You know they shook hands, right?

Trump is germo...ger...germanophobic

What're you going to do, you're too cucked to even say something on social media how do you expect to fight a war

>going to war over handshakes in the past
do we in past?

Good thing that Germany has never won a war.

>lose every war you've ever been in
>threaten people with war
Are you threatening me with a good time OP?

(((Modern journalism)))

Hand on Merkel's arm signifies that her's in control,and not her.
Learn about handshakes among the elites.

>Ooohh I'm scared
You should be. A small country in the middle Europe once nearly conquered the Earth and it took the combined forces of Russia, the British Empire and America to subdue us.

This time around we are doing stuff more sneaky.

>do we in past?
yes we do in past

>Good thing that Germany has never won a war.
Ok...

What would this handshake have meant?

War with what? Your current military is a joke and we certainly arent going to fight ourselves on your behalf.

You have a pretty neat modern self propelled artillery system. But nobody can out-artillery the US, its one of our main strengths.

/fit/fags brofagging.

OPs name, considering the flag.

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It's not the same country faggot. It isn't a nation with the same ideals and work ethic as the third Reich. You want to talk about "a small country once almost conquered the world" well a group of colonists propped up a country that shot that shit down like you were a child that needed to be put in time out. You are not in Germany. You are in the European Union. America will always be superior to your fallen socialist nation. Your people do not want to fight anyone except white people. Your people do not want to bring glory to the nation of Germany. They want to bring progress to the European Union. Plain and simple. You are now a joke.

Lol another polandball cuck that thinks germany is not kuk'd beyond repair

Yeah I'd be worried if Germany still existed.

How to over react

bring the dogs, donald.

Dutch: Dillon! You son of a bitch! What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils? Huh? Had enough?

good for him

This. It doesn't. The European Union is effectively the state. They make you do things like being in muslims or be fined. Your countries are gone

>This time around we have the middle east and all islamic nations on our side

fix'd

maybe he is just a bit wary

Do we need to kick your asses a third time, now?

Came here to say this.

The people in the south could take their guns and invade you. What you gonna do ? Throw muslims at us ?

>Germany pretends like foreigners raping their women doesn't happen
>gets ass blasted over a handshake

King Cuck.

What is it with journalists trying to be appealing personalities rather than repositories for baseline information that you can draw a conclusion on as you please?

">On your side"
if on your side is making your nation a subject if the caliphate and killing you because you are a known apostate, then sure. I wouldn't be so sure though. Your own people aren't even on your side

When he met theresa may, it was the opposite situation, he grabbed her by the hand and held her hand as they walked together

Trump is just a rude cunt

Ready for round 3 kraut?

> US and Russia relations getting better. Talk of being possible allies.
> US and Germany relations going down the tubes.

You want to get DPed by the US and Russia again?

I find it interesting that people in the "news" are more concerned with a handshake (or lack of) instead of the actual subject matter discussed. Hmm...

MANN GEGEN MANN
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>Ready for round 3 kraut?
Yes. We have been secretly negotiating with Putin for 3 years now. Putin proposed a great plan making some stupid reality TV star he got in his pocket US president. We said "that would be beautiful, but Americans can't be that dumb".

We have to call Putin if he managed to do it.

Germany will be the first nation to use rocket propelled shitskin manlets in history

>57% white
If all your "victories" are this entertaining, any time.

Is Germany going to spit migrate ISIS cum out of their mouths at us? If so, I do feel kinda grossed out.

>mfw germany is just importing muslims and pushing out stories about thought control to cover for their secret resurgence plan

Beat me to it

>A small country nearly conquered the Earth
Because then that country had competent leadership.

>learn about handshakes among elites
nah I would rather get a real degree than your non-science pseudointellectual psychology bullshit.

I take my coffee with 1 cream, you barista-in-training.

Except now even we could beat Germany :^)

Is that why we send tanks to your place to protect you from the big fat Russian wolf?

>Being this butt hurt

stop bullying daddy trump with these fake news
jealous europoor traitors

Not butthurt, we just want to create a new world... a white world... a perfect world... a world where people dress well and degeneracy is gone. A world where the pursuit of science and technology and exploration is more important than who Taylor Swift fucked last weekend.

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we already in your country this time we didnt even need to shoot.

Yep, tovarish.

So,you have to have a degree in something just to say,"Hey,I want to research this because it's interesting."?It's not non-science pseudo-intellectual psychology.It's an actually code between elites.This shit has been known for centuries.I guess the Free Masons don't have secret handshakes,nigger gangs,nor spic gangs?Ya,total "non-science pseudo-intellectual psychology" when it's witnessed,has been studied,and documented.
>Barista-in-training
I'm a nurse.I take care of the elderly in their homes.That "insult" was laughable.Go study things that peak your interest instead of trying to insult people on a Bhutanese checkers uploading image board.

>we just want to create a new world... a white world... a perfect world... a world where people dress well and degeneracy is gone

well you're doing a bad job at that

more like only russia was needed to take you out

We didn't even need to shoot last time. We were greeted as heroes and liberators by the Baltic people for a reason.

Well let's see the handshake, you cocktease.

All part of the big plan. Deception is important if you want to conquer the world.

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The only two countries that got close to conquering the earth are the French and English.

>cant tell if either shitposting or being serious

>post WW2 Germany

unless it is a task force or special ops, German military is a joke

>The only two countries that got close to conquering the earth are the French and English.
Colonies were about slaves and shit, not about taking over the world.

Taking over the world requires war.

enjoy being raped and having your country taken over by refugees

>sandnigger mud telling me about my own customs and what's normal

>implying Germany could go to war with us
Immigrants won't go fight the war because it isn't their country, Germans won't fight to preserve Ahkmed's right to German land

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pro-nigger women are so fucking stupid

Uhh no sweetie, you can't just redefine what conquering is to suit your narrative.

In Russia, it is considered impolite to shake hands with women. All over the world so?

>German population 80.62 million
>Burger population 318.9 million

>Shaking hands wit the women he is destroying europe

Would you shake her hands ivan?

Nope, she is disgusting.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How are those aircraft carriers coming along?

The US would have to allow Germany to have an army before there could be a war.

>>German population 80.62 million
50 million people between the age of 14 and 70 not too obese to fight in a war.

>>Burger population 318.9 million
70 million people between the age of 18 (legal age) to 65 (death age) not too obese to fight

Makes you think, does it not?

Magnificent post.

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>How are those aircraft carriers coming along?
BEing built right at this moment.

>be Germany
>be BTFO by America twice
>be dumb enough to try for a third time
>inb4 muh Soviets

Well we have 10 so catch up

her adopted niglet is also trans now :^)

Good, goy! You can fit at least 6 gorrilion refugees on each one of those transport ships.

>ou are not in Germany. You are in the European Union. America will always be superior to your fallen socialist nation.

1. America is already falling apart through degenerate multiculturism, overspending and "reality TV starism".

2. Germany is not IN the European Union, we ARE the European Union.

3. I am in Germany and we are a nation which will take over again. Glory to Germany!

>being proud of the current state of Germany

You kraut cunt.
Leave the burgers be. They're fat bastards, for sure. And they all ride mobility scooters. But they at least try to speak English.
Of course they fuck up the language. And they don't have castles. They also have alligators as pets and are massively obese.
They don't respect Her Majesty.

92% white. Economic export champion. World cup winner.

Your fucked up SJW propaganda that you post isn't going to change this shit. There are a shitton more SJWs in your country than mine.

Why does a poll about migration matter? You retards are going to reelect the person responsible for the refugees anyway.

I need some more of those helmuts so what are you waiting for fritz, been too long.

M to F Tranny Merkel making the 'Budgie Smuggler' hand sign.

F to M Tranny Trump making the downward triangle vagina hand sign.

>won't take a pic with german flags nearby
>always ready to take a pic with ahmed
>get elected

The only pictures she smiles in are when she is next to an invader.

Merkel started the first stages of civil war in Germany. Not very intelligent.
like this twitter.com/TActionResponse/status/843226364597624832

Merkel won't get in next time.
Schulz will though, and he's just as bad.

Good

Schulz is worse than Merkel. The only reason he's in is to make Merkel appear more moderate to the anti-refugee crowd.

Rick Rosner isn't intelligent. He's a bum scammer and degenerate who probably murders cats. youtu.be/UG0w2Vk5zio?t=35m44s (3:44)

He tweeted about Merkel twitter.com/dumbassgenius/status/842871670020829184

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