You have 10 seconds to act as American as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as American as possible.

Lets see what other countries think of the burger.

My country is white

CANADA CANADA CANADA

Your country isn't us

I have such a laughable historical and national heritage that I have to clinge to my 1/64 ancestry to sort of feel part of the world's history

We beat you in WW2

Yeah, whatever, you beat a decomposing corpse, congratulations

swedish people want to be as retarded as me!

Eyyy esse i want my burrito chamaco

MUH GUNS MUH ANCESTRY WE KILLED HITLER ALONE VIETNAM WAS A VICTORY WHERE MY BURGERS AT LET ME CHECK ONLINE SHIT DATA CAP

I had no idea you had such a high opinion of the Italian army

America First

All I think about is materialistic and some form of latent misguided tribalism.

Gtfo.

FUCKING LEAVES

We had enormous friction from the inside, to the point that locals and mafia got rid of people guarding sicilian coasts, and fascism council and the king himself got rid of mussolini asap
add that to a tremendous lack of resources due to the english cracking all of our comm codes, and our best soldiers getting shot by a communist horde somehwere in russia, and military wise you get a decomposing corpse

>be american
>?

I work for a living and i'm not black

OP, why even make this thread the whole world is Americanized. Anything they do is American. So, this thread is pointless. We are the greatest.

I LIKE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM

AND ALL OUT OF GUM

i voted for trump twice and dislike muslims on principle

*gets shot

OPEN CARRY

Hollywood trash and teen pop "artists" are poisoning everything, if your nation got purged tomorrow the world would be a better place.

Yeah, you have the highest obesity rates in the world, your life expectancy is far lower than Western Europe. And your people are on general less aware of the world, well done fucking idiot.

...

yo, wussup bro? You wanna play a game of pong? Oh right on right on, fuck bro there were some bangin chicks at that party last night. Ya man, id love to go long boarding with you. We can slam some Busch lights on campus that would be so fuckin dope. I got a new vape pen bro, it can blow some fuckin intense clouds.

too easy

I'm going for a burger anyone want one?

*claps*

Woah epic troll brah.

That bait was pretty obvious

>Ruski
Whiskey is better than vodka

Howdy y'all wanna taste my beef burgers?

*sharts*

A fucking tree lol

Want to have some steaks band aid?

hey

>rap music blares out of gigantic speakers

>Swag etc

SHALL

I'm fat and I won't stop eating

DELET

I like tequila more.

I just shot my truck.

>I'm going to be rich one day, so I hope taxes on millionaires are low
>Why isn't this bag of European salt sweetened

Russia suppress opposition! NSA/CIA/FBI should be allowed to monitor us, it's for our own safety.

Also we should consider going to war against Iran. They sponsor terrorism.

yeehaw bang bang pickup trucks and family dogs

Fuck you, OP; you can't tell me what to do.

I HATE ALL OTHER RACES EXCEPT MY OWN TO HIDE MY INSECURITIES
sorry I had to

White people are oppressive and privileged individuals, so you must renounce your whiteness and there are 153 different sexes. You must recite them before you have a chance with me.

Let's nuke hiroshima and nagasaki!

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

*eats Doritos while browsing 4chin for tranny porn*

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

>Muslims need not apply

I would rather watch some niggers throw a ball in a hoop and act like pansys rather than watch real men play hockey

YEEHAW
I LOVE FUCKING MY SISTER AND CHEESEBURGERS

WHO WANTS TO GET SOME METH, ILL TAKE YOU IN MY LIFTED CHEVY

GOD BLESS THE USA, AMERICA THE GREAT
except for anyone who isnt white

>History started in 1776
There you go 10/10 Burgers.

I'm a useless fat fuck who's a total failure in life, so I ride on the accomplishments of others who happen to have my skin color and act like I was a part of it.

Well as an American whos heratige is 25% anglo 50% celt with 25% nordic and absolutely no polish French german or redskin heritage

>tfw your great-grandfather *personally* killed a few greaseball wop fucks in the Battle of Monte Cassino and got a medal for it

Americans are less aware of the world due in part to our shitty public education system but IMO the bigger reason is we are a big country with a ton of big cities and different regional cultures. Somewhat similar to europe but with states instead of countries. Europe seems more cultured because individuals countries have more extreme differences in tradition and culture, food, language etc.

As for you, its not a fucking surprise that New Zealand would be more aware of the world at large than america. Your country has less people than many small states in the US. A couple of our cities have more people than your whole country. Its also out alone on the asshole end of Australia with no close neighbors so go fuck yourself. Nice country and people though.

My man. Can you get good Tequila in Russia?

I don't have to act American cause i'm already American as fuck! Fuck everyone else.

>member of a billion-strong death cult
>homeless and tempest-tossed

umm try again sweetie

>Let's see what other countries think of the burger
Why?

Those other countries aren't America.

...

...

>tfw frozen microwave dinner

...

Also I forgot to mention that it must get boring shearing and fucking sheep all day.

Isn't New Zealand the third or second most obese country in the world? It could be lower now with all the chinks and poos Auckland seems to attract like pests.

I wonder if he was among those who perpetrated the atrocious war crime of testing a mass bombing of a monastry filled with civilians
You americans are no better than those you killed. Vae victis.

Tomorrow is a work day. I will wake up at 6 am to eat some lucky charms, brush my teeth, and microwave some water to make a delicious morning brew to wake me up for the day. Once ready I will begin my 40 mile trek to work in the city via car listening to morning radio show hosts talk about celebrity gossips. Around 11 am I will take a lunch and have a Taco Bell burrito and some cinnamon swirls with a cup of Baja Blast Mountain Dew. After lunch I am worthless at work just staring at the clock ready to go home. Stomach churning. Ready to celebrate my dwindling time of being away from work. Every year it seems I add 2 more hours to my work week which used to be 40 hours and is now about 48. After spending 2 hours driving home I decide to stop at McDonalds for my celebratory feast. So has everybody else in town. I sit in the drive thru line for 30 minutes until they hand me that precious package of wrapped sweet bread with a meaty center covered in American cheese and slathered in tangy sweet pickles. I take it home and devour it in front of the tv while I watch Hell's Kitchen with my shoes on.

Evidence?

What the fuck is a Europe???

...

Best ones

FUCKING /THREAD

Your order is ready sir, have a nice day.

I didn't order a fucking kid's meal

I hate leafs. Day of the rake when?

Fuck yes that looks amazing

I thought mexico was

I am white even if I look like an asian :^)

why is the rest of the world so weird lol

>8 fries

i hope to god there's another tray in the back

>he thinks wops are people

Where is South America?

BBBUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP

Invade Iraq for Saudi led terrorist attack

I thought my pink slime mystery meat burger moved so I shot it with my gun to death and as i was eating i chipped a tooth on the bullet and i went to the denist and they sed that it would cost a few thousands to fix since my self bought insurance was too shitty so i went home and did the tooth surgery myself. True story, amurica fuck yeah!

I cannot find an argument to debunk this affirmation

ruined with a raw pizza
what a shame

>yeah well our country sucks so you didn't beat much
Well played, Mario.

If I wasn't American, I'd say "I bet those niggers are communists too, FUCK YOU COMMIE NIGGERS"

That sounds distinctly American to me.

ANSCHLUSS

I murdered my class in cold blood.

Your country still got its shit pushed in. For the exact reasons you just mentioned.

All your country are belong to us

Wasted quads