Uhh h--hey, user. I'm the new refugee the government has assigned to you. That's not a problem, is it...

>Uhh h--hey, user. I'm the new refugee the government has assigned to you. That's not a problem, is it? My family is all back home in the Middle East and I'm too shy to make friends, so I hope you'll accept me...

>Fuck off, I already have a girlfriend

What does Sup Forums think of my gf?

Just ignore them, they're sub-humans. This literally happened to me.

*unzips dick*

BACK THE FUCK OFF
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DETONATE?
DROP THE FUCKING PHONE

>Convert immediatly

Why are you fucking a cat?

hey i have that same Mets shirt

...

>P--please don't ignore me, Sven. I'm really lonely and need a friend right now.

>okay, just don't explode. Convert to Christianity while you're at it.

Am I supposed to be attracted to that?

Gross

DEUS VULT

South Korea

*teleports in front of you*
*starts sucking*
psssh... nothin personnel..kid

Fucking DIE SCUM DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

fuck off, we're full

Fuck off, bitch. Let me talk to your JEWISH controllers right now. I'm not going to date or be friends with a sandnigger woman.

muh dik

>P--please don't do this, Angus. I promise to be nice and help around the house.

Holy Shit. Do you post your Irish gf everyday? Are you so autistic that she's with you in pity - and this is you proving your autism by telling Sup Forums every day, because you just can't believe it yourself? Go do something else for once Jesus Christ.

That's a nice pussy cat.

>I honestly dislike Jews, user. I like the picture of Hitler on your wall!

Would BLEACH that gene pool as part of my Mormon harem.

Does anyone have a higher quality version of this image? Preferably with the book labeled.

Go to your knees, I got something to clean for you...

the first thing you need to know about is mandatory asshole inspection day, which happens to be today. As your assigned guide to integrating into our culture, it is my duty to thoroughly inspect your asshole.

Pol is a Christian board gtfo

>Uhh h--hey, user. I'm the new refugee the government has assigned to you. That's not a problem, is it? My family is all back home in the Middle East and I'm too shy to make friends, so I hope you'll accept me...
How do you retarded clowns come up with those silly scenarios? This will never happen, if anything you'll get assigned to some Muslim faggot for his "sexual emergencies".

Also, >you need to go back.

>Maybe later, Lothar. I'd like to get to know you first, hehe.

Mormonism IS just an extension of Christianity. Teach all the same values of a loving family, and of treating people good.

We only accept murderous niggers or child raping pakis love, also, you're female, we strictly only accept military aged males? Sorry about this, I'll call the depot, just wrap yourself back up again.

>Lothar
Lol is this fucking Warcraft?

No, you're still subhuman trash. Get out.

My dick rn

>tfw no Irish gf
EVERY FUCKING DAY

Lothar is a original germanic name.

Do you like running? I'm running a marathon next week. You should join me, it will be a blast.

Convert now.

BOOKS KILL GAINS

Maybe with a paper bag and a weedwhacker.

>Jesus is spirt brother of Satan
>need to know your ancestors going back 6 generations to get to the third Heaven
>must accept Book of Mormon to be saved despite Bible saying not to add or take away from the Bible
>magical underpants

Mormons and Jehovah Witnesses aren't Christians but heretics.

Edit last book to a Quran.

No vacancy. Get lost

>government puts muslims into your home
The fuck is wrong with you swedes? Every time I hear something new I just want to slap the fuck out of you all. How bad does it have to get? Until they pour actual muslim sewage into your house on a daily basis? You know they're only doing this because there's zero pushback right?

I'd sell her as a sex slave on the black market and use the money for a new PC build and car engine upgrades

You ave to go back.

*has passionate sex*