How the FUCK did he survive this?

how the FUCK did he survive this?

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Ball of steel

Kek protected him.

Providence of Kek

God.

Time-Travelling Trump

IT WAS THE WILL OF KEK!

>In 2010

Fuck, thought this just happened for a moment

God is trying to tell him something...stop with your nonsense love blacks and whites alike

Dunno, but He must be really grateful to God for it

He didn't.
That was when the timelines diverged. Somehow we ended up in the "wrong" one.

the will to deport rapefugees.

Russian hackers.

checked

funny isn't it?

stop playing with God...this nice fella was almost die...just look at his face. he saw death

>On 6 May 2010, the morning of the election, Farage was travelling in a two-seater PZL-104 Wilga aircraft with a pro-UKIP banner attached, when the plane crashed.[59] Farage suffered injuries that were described as non-life-threatening.[60] Although his injuries were originally described as minor,[59] his sternum and ribs were broken and his lung punctured.[61]

fuck off with your e-celeb bullshit

Assuredly This.

Hello, plebbitors.

Witnessed

2010

> Was almost die

You have to go back

>Heros get remembered, but legends never die.

Those who believe will never have to doubt it

yeah almost died

Can't barrage him. He survived a plane crash and testicular cancer. No wonder he's always enjoying life.

NEVER underestimate Nige.

NEVER.

Nigel Farage is not a fucking e-celeb, you mong.

The power of kek compels you

God.

> the morning of the election
Well that's not suspicious at all.

He read the warning.

loook at him face look at it

You question Keks will?! Repent blasphemer of the mighty gospel of Kek!
Reeeeee

Didnt Jews try to kill this guy like 3 effen times?

Mossad be losing their game.

merkel

He hadn't fulfilled his destiny yet.

>his lung punctured.

shit I can't even imagine how much that shit hurts

How much would you bet that this was a deliberate assassination attempt.

Stiff upper lip and all that.

Because he is destined to be the fifth god hand.

This

In order for the future we want to happen, Farage must survive.

/thread

Fuck off shill. Kill all niggers.

Underrated post

what's the story with the pilot. went a bit nuts and found dead three years later?

Punished Nige

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Holy fuck

He lost one of his balls to cancer, how is this man alive?

Did he manage to keep both testicles or is he like Adolf Hitler now?

Shit's still crazy to look at, clearly god wasn't going to let him die that day

Ball of steel

Checked

youtube.com/watch?v=HHTC4ZJKJV0

love all as you love yourself...stop hating or you gonna regret it in the endtimes

Faith in God.

Faith in Trump.

Faith in Kek.

Lel epic Vidya reference my friend

that still isn't correct grammar you will still have to go back

>>>/cringe/

Kek protects.

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I like how he looks like a little bitch coming out of there. That's a fact.
But its a fucking plane crash...
Really makes me think

He only survived due to literal destiny.
Fate needed him alive to save our country.

Strangely, the resulting operation gave him Logan-like regenerating ability. He actually developed a third testicle and used it to win the EU referendum.

LOL! I said that out loud as I was clicking on this link from the catalog page. Beat me to it, user.

High energy, of course

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>crashing this plane
>with two survivorsh!

Numbers don't lie. He also had to help Trump win.

He wasn't shot

He had to maga so keep willed his life

Divine intervention

>>tfw you'll never go to school with him

...

His anger towards globalists protects him like a shield.

It's the holy trinity.

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His pilot survived and threatened to kill Farage multiple times after the accident. The man was mentally insane and was 'found' dead in his house.

What the fuck is going on here guys?

Considering that nearly every plane crash is fatal, it's really a miracle that he lived.

Its not the pain, its the inability to catch your breath that's truly terrifying, especially when you factor in anxiety from the accident.

stop bullying me words

OP is CIA. They planned to assassinate Nigel Farage confirmed.

This wasn't the first time the Jew tried to assassinate him. Somebody drained all the break fluid from gear and he managed to stop the car in time.

dude 0:

Unbreakable, it was just another test by Mr. Glass.

Brain injury after the crash and died of complications? I've got no idea.

>He wasn't shot
Almost!

>love everyone as you love yourself.
I hate everything, including myself. Blow it out you ass, nigger.

M E M E

M A G I C

Fucking Brits man. Too polite to report a punctured lung after a fucking plane crash.

Bros for life

Pilot was already wacko on the head BEFORE flying Nigel. Why did people indicated him anyway?

This seems fishy as FUCK. Pilot survived the crash, and appeared dead in his house som years later.

Must have suffered some neurological damage.

how the fuck is everybody surviving plane crashes

Someone paid for a discount assassination apparently.

Both him and Trump have people up there who like them. I have never seen clearer instances of divine intervention then in those two.

Accident was in 2010, the wacko pilot died in 2013

He had a history of mental illness BEFORE flying Nigel

apparently he lit a cigarette and walked it off

The pilot was probably hand picked for the assassination but failed so they had to get rid of him.

Kek is stronger than Moloch.

>comparing based nigel to that faggot griffith
neck yourself

...

Not everybody, look for Eduardo Campos and for the supreme legislative guy from Brazil

Both died in 'plane crashes', with very suspicious dates (presidency campaign and super corruption operation)

They were offed

he's a big guy