It's the weekend my dudes which means based Korea started broadcasting a few hours earlier than usual. What tasty waifus will we encounter tonight? What's Nigger Bear up to? Will more dogs be sacrificed for the Dear Leader?
First thing I see turning on Nork TV and what looks like the Terminator scene of being in the middle of a nuclear inferno with hardcore propaganda music banging on in the background. The Norks don't fuck around.
Christian Sanders
comfiest thread on 4chins
i think i might be a shill for nk now lads
Blake Bell
Oh shit, movie time and they're running a Nork war movie.
Christopher Kelly
what app do i use to open this link?
Connor Young
Download VLC player and paste that link into the Open Network Stream box.
Jayden Garcia
>USE VLC
Camden Lee
oh i dont use vlc, i have mpc hc, ill dl it rn
Parker Carter
This is the best produced and made movie I've seen on Nork TV yet. They put a lot of money and love into this one when usually their movies are piles of shit.
Dylan Ortiz
I think this might be one of the films the second Kim directed.
Nevermind this isn't Sea of Blood... I'm not sure what movie this is but it's really well made.
Asher Diaz
SPOILER ALERT: North Korea is best Korea
Julian Torres
Bump. An older black and White war movie is on. No doubt the All Quiet on the Western Front of Korean cinema.
Noah Murphy
CHUNG JUNG HU JEE!!!
Isaac Allen
That is a great reference. This movie is actually pretty great so far, especially for a Nork movie.
Blake Jackson
I'm not sure. Wikipedia claims Sea of Blood is an opera. This movie probably was made partly by Il though because he was said to have a lot of influence in the filmmaking industry.
Kim has a really distinctive style in my opinion and anytime a Nork movie is of this high of a quality I always figure he had hand in it in some way since their media is such garbage. This really looks and comes across like one of his.
I'd mark out so hard if the US Defectors suddenly pop up in this movie. I've been waiting for them ever since I started watching Nork TV nightly a week or so ago.
You might be right.
Dominic James
Only problem is that series was made in late 70s early 80s. This looks like a late 60s film...
Justin Williams
sounds like japanese
Robert Roberts
It was filmed in the same kind of B&W quality because NK didn't have the latest kind of cameras and technology. youtube.com/watch?v=ssP98RQ129M
Check out the documentary Crossing The Line about James Dresnok. It'll rock your world, user.
Leo Miller
It says your input can't be opened. Help guys
Hunter Taylor
You know, after what I have seen from US troops in Vietnam, Nork propaganda doesn't seem too far fetched.
Joshua Kelly
Make sure there is no spaces before or after the stream address.
Michael Diaz
You're fucking retarded if you think the kids were innocent
Luke Cox
Thanks it sounds like Japanese
Jaxon Kelly
help me guys, i don't speak north koreanese. What are these norks saying to eachother? Are they saying mean things about burgers like me?
Mason Garcia
Whoa there, I'm not claiming they were or that I thought they were, merely that no one discusses any possible American war crimes in Korea, only in Vietnam, and that the ones in Vietnam were deplorable.
Bentley Taylor
We need a nork Sup Forums board
Jose Cox
Just kidding North Korea is a dystopian wasteland of starvation and manlets
Christopher Russell
They're conspiring to bring down Trump.
Ryan Walker
Its not japanese you baka
James Cook
It does. This is like time travel. Maybe I can go to North Korea and experience the sixties in all it's orgiastic glory. Soon. Not yet.
Easton Smith
>implying it wouldn't be spammed with little Nork kids and how can Asians even compete?
Thomas Wood
What's going on? What's the plot?
John Taylor
Hell if any of us know nigga
Jace Gray
Cant open it on vlc. Why?
Colton Lee
The sailors are actually mermaidmen.
They will stop a covert navy seals attack against Kim with their bare hands.
Adam Moore
Shipwrecked on an island is all I can discern
Henry Torres
I feel like I'm watching a scene of them trying to escape north korea, what with the spotlights and stuff
Anthony Collins
delete the space at the end of the hyperlink
Dylan Rodriguez
This squad is serving in a war. They're fighting either South Koreans or Japs. They then were serving on a patrol boat. Got in an epic fight with some destroyer. Rammed their boat into that destroyer. Now they're marooned trying to evade enemy patrols and contemplating the nature of it all.
The story is a lot like John Kennedy's PT 109 strangely with a bunch of war movie tropes.
Jayden Ramirez
Could be due to being in Japan? These aren't meant to be traceable to the source country I don't think.
Confusing.
Austin Flores
It looks like the one Korean guy is a spy and is hiding underneath the No Man's Land bridge.
Gabriel Gonzalez
Thanks
Grayson Roberts
Working now. thnks. It was cause of the space.
Thomas King
>That fucking spear stab kek
Kevin Lee
this reminds me of that polish war movie where he chucks his gun at the soldier then supermans him over the edge of a cliff
Jack Wood
Wow he just killed a (Japanese?) guy with a throwing star.
Aaron Butler
The funny thing is that the movie is actually pretty great.
I'm unironically enjoying it.
Landon Gutierrez
This is by far the most western thing I've ever seen on Nork TV. This is practically an American war movie with it's story, direction and how it's made. It's a stark contrast from their usual commie shit.
Thomas Hughes
Same here, I LOOOVVVEEEE classic war and gangster movies so this is so up my alley, it's redonk.
Gabriel Myers
Yeah, this is truly strange. Including the Yippie Kay Yay Mothafucka dude manning the turret.
Sebastian Martinez
Fuckin' Asian tourists... always gotta be taking selfies and shit.
Henry Walker
...
Bentley King
any south korean bros here, how are their korean ?
Jordan Sullivan
They're using American guns which is amusing for a Nork movie
There was one movie a few nights back that looked like they were using a 1940s Luger.
Carter Sullivan
unironically enjoying the music
Parker Gomez
What is the weekly stream schedule?
What other fine channels can I stream?
Jaxon Williams
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Isaac Butler
F
Wyatt Hall
The director of this has some talent. This is like a Nork John Ford movie.
Bentley Sanders
I'd click those links but I dont want some nork CIA niggers installing telemetry botnets on my computer
Gabriel Young
it was the current kimmy's daddy who directed it
Asher Lopez
F ;-;
Noah Martinez
I wonder why there's a single woman on the crew of every patrol boat?
Luke Mitchell
>only two spammers >can respond to them and not get flooded Truly a comfy experience
Jack Ramirez
Yeah I think this is a Kim Jong Il movie too.
Owen Fisher
She's the communal cumbucket.
Joshua Cox
Nothing happens, you paranoid /x/fag.
Zachary Johnson
>not having a comfort woman North Korea is based
Jaxon Morales
The man was talented
James Adams
Oh no a Panamanian battleship.
Andrew Watson
is this unknown heroes?
Aiden Watson
they are all going to die aren't they?
Jayden Flores
dont know mane, It seems there is a stream yesterday
Sebastian Robinson
what the fuck am i watching? is this North Korean military propaganda?
Noah James
>b-but Sup Forums told me botnets are everywhere
Fug, if I watch this Im scared Ill get that shit they poisoned that guy with in whatever asian country. Not opening any suspicious packages after watching this stream
Luke Lee
Right? The fuck were those flags?
We're not sure but that's the best guess we have at the moment.
Dominic Brooks
>rips his shirt open and pulls out a Best Korea flag
BANZAIIIII
Hudson Gutierrez
flyin the flag of best korea. based
Nolan Brooks
Nippon you speak gook speak and your asking us retarded burgers about their schedule? Step your game up.
Anthony Ramirez
Pretty sure it was some boating flags or whatever. Never any clue what they are and haven't bothered to learn
James Walker
Anyone remember that German Shepherd that got shot?
Logan Miller
was the american deserter dresnok? or dresden in this?
Liam Perry
>I'm a film fag who's always been obsessed with Norks and wanted to see Unsung Heroes... If this is Unsung Heroes...
Isaiah Gonzalez
F
Colton Russell
Why did the girl have a camera in her hand
Isaac Sanchez
CHSUNG-JUNG JO JU! CHSUNG-JUNG JO JU! CHSUNG-JUNG JO JU!
Nolan Bailey
No Americans have popped up in it yet but the filmmaking is so far beyond anything we've seen from the Norks, this very well could be Unsung Heroes.
Christopher Bailey
日本人じゃない。インド人だ、バカ
Wyatt Wright
Holy fuck did they ram the battleship?
Blake Williams
F for best waifu
Evan Hall
sodoku F
Lincoln Kelly
North Korean spies don't use television being streamed TO THEM to chat with Kimmy.
Also, that was Kim Jong Un's cousin or something, he got nerve gas sprayed into him by a Vietnamese woman who was told by mysterious men that it was for a TV prank.