Tard wants to change genders

A friend of mine decided he wants to get a sex change. A few things about him :
1.) He has a fat girlfriend.
2.) He plays World of Warcraft all day
3.) He drinks a ton of alcohol.

Any thoughts on what I should say to him(her)?

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*raises paw* uhhhh.... pls dont use that offensive "he" word. i consider myself to be an androgynous quasi-female pansexual wolfsoul. your concept of throwing around the word "he" willy-nilly is greatly offensive to my personal conceptualizations of my unique self image, and addressing others by using a certain label such as "he" is traumatic to me on a deep personal level, i was shaken to the core by your judgemental words. please be a little more considerate next time. thanks!

okay, but what do I tell "It" then?

>okay, but what do I tell "It" then?
So delicious. So nutritious. Its texture that of the finest Persian tapestry. Its fragrance akin to an eccentric cheese of le cordon bleu. My tounge wrapping gently around its entirety causing my neurons to depolarize by opening ion gated potassium channels in which calcium flows down its concentration gradient to stimulate the corpuscles on my tounge as I separate the skin from the shaft. Ever so gently I tossle his black-cock foreskin between my lips in a fashion similar to tasting a fine wine. This fine wine however is all mine :)

poz his neghole

Why do you care? This way you can actually say you're fucking a woman.

I think you should go to your nearest walmart.Go to their men's restroom (assuming your gender). Look promptly at the Urinal. See that round mint floating there in what looks like residue piss? Go ahead and grab that and place it directly under your tongue. Its the latest progressive trend and everyone is doing it! The real high doesn't kick in until you go look in the mirror. Go ahead take a nice long look. After you have fulfilled your homosexual desires fucking bash your god damn head into the sink repeatedly until the mint under your tongue begins to taste like a black-cock foreskin.

Get a better wig and do something about that jew nose.

I identify as an airborne quasi male Attack Helicopter

>tounge
You're a fucking moron.

This thread is pretty great

Fuck off fag, no one wants to go to your dumb ass thread. We like to talk about traps.

>2.) He plays World of Warcraft all day

I use to play a fuck load when it came out like a decade ago. Started up again and decided to check out the general thread on /vg/.

Half the threads are literal trannys. What's up with that game and making people literal faggots?

Get him transition. Then you can cuck his girl and him, netting you two qt T H I C C girls.

One for babies, the other for pleasure.

NOT POLITICS Shill!!!

tell him that Pence is warming up the chair

Honestly? Tell him he has to change his lifestyle, because everything about it is lowering his test. Being fat lowers test, I'm sure the food he eats has wrecked his hormones, as does alcohol, as does sitting on your ads playing WoW marathons. And now he feels so pathetic and disgusting as a man that he thinks "why don't I just be a woman" because his fatass girlfriend is at least socially accepted despite being a vile pigmonster, so why can't he?

Tell him to drop vidya, pick up a barbell, eat lean and dump his slovenly girlfriend, as if the endocrine explosion doesn't change his mind.

how can someone who drinks and play vidya all day have a gf,
but me, I lift, work, love dogs and know how to cook, don't have a gf?

Life of the wolf.

Lonely and determined. Maybe you'll end up having a few bastards along the road.

Yes because this tread is the problem. Not the countless ones talking about Muslims, minorities, woman, white people and race mixing. Go back to shitposting. You're good at that.
He is most likely dating a single mom, not something you want to touch. Woman want men that are bad boys that they can make better. You have to be a danger to them. You have to be better than them because they will only mate with someone that can climb the domance hierarchy. Good luck, senpai.

Chances are she's been thinking about this for a long, long time, and is absolutely certain this is the only path she can take. Please try to be understanding to her or all you will do is destroy your friendship.

His WOW, alcohol addictions & desire to transition are definitely related. Some deep seated pscyhological issue that you'll probably not be able to solve, user.

Prevent him from cutting his penis off though, so he can snap out of it later. There's lots of data on how catastrophic that is.

In the porn world, Kimber James was a famous tranny that no one gives a fuck about anymore after penis removed.

It's not safe for the trans community right now. I decided to stay male when Drumpf won.

I started back when trans rights were starting to be a thing so it was really good timing, honestly I am kind of scared about trump but I'm hopeful.

You two faggots need to leave.

Hopeful about what? He rescinded the Obama administration's guidelines on transgender students in schools and he nominated Gorsuch to SCOTUS. Trump sucks for us and everyone honestly. I started thinking about coming out when based Obama signed the executive order but not now.

Yeah it's scary but he hasn't done anything too damaging yet besides the Supreme Court. Hopefully we can get through he next 4 years and things will be alright. If things go to hell there's always Canada.

Vancouver is looking better and better. Right now I just want to get out of Texas. Thinking about Seattle so I'll be closer if he is reelected.

Ayyy I'm a Texan too
I live in Austin so it'll be ok for trans people here no matter what.
But I am prepared to do what I must for my own survival, even if it means moving to leaf land.

Tell him he'd make a bad grill.

I'm in southeast Texas. Austin is much safer.

Yeah, I'm sorry, that sucks. Moving to somewhere where you feel safe is definitely an important thing. Good luck.

>when "unsafe" means not being catered to via subsidization and constant media coddling

kill yourselves
not for being trannies
but for being histrionic liberal idiots

This, by all means this is what you should say to xer (Using that as a perjorative in this sense now)

Eat shit dumbfuck
Just because you're too autistic to empathize doesn't mean we don't have actual fucking retards you self centered prick.

Tell him to get some testosterone injections and leave his fatty gf

Oh did I hit a nerve you fucking queen?

That barely made any sense, I don't empathize that you have retards? Typical hyper-emotional verbal diarrhea coming from loser transtrenders who live life like they're in a fucking movie. I promise sweetie there aren't gas vans that are coming for you but you might have to pay for your transition surgery by yourself.

Deal with it.

me too user. I realized 3 years ago I had to transition and oddly enough it started becoming a thing right then.

>Going on Sup Forums
>Posting nonsense about transgender bs
>Expecting a positive response

Pick 2 because you are really blowing it.

You're full of shit my man. Just because your crippled brain can't imagine any problems that would come with being trans in a place that's still largely hostile towards trans people doesn't mean there aren't any. I hope you choke on your own shit with your head so deep up your ass.

why are you even friends with him? faggot

you should tell HIM to kill HIMself. it's not going to get any easier or better for HIM

>Just because you're too autistic to empathize doesn't mean we don't have actual fucking retards you self centered prick.

this. you've just given him what he really wants, the gift that keeps on giving.

>still largely hostile to trans

Then get the fuck off Sup Forums? Sorry for living in actual reality where nothing happens to Trans in America and the things that do happen happen to prostitutes. You know that job that puts all women at risk, not just trans. So some people say mean shit about your dumpy ass on the internet, are you still alive? Are you rotting in a dumpster in Brazil?

No. You're not. Go wring out your panties, loser.

>Any thoughts on what I should say to him(her)?

"Stop it, Dad."

>Oddly enough I did it when it was trendy
Very odd indeed faggot

Have you forgotten where you are?

You are literally retarded if you think that trans people are treated well here. In America where there's a ton of fundamentalist christians that hate anything to do with trans people? Get the fuck out of here.

It's the snowflake syndrome rearing its ugly head.
Oh look at me I'm different! Oh, no one's paying attention anymore? Oh wow look at all these threats to my safety! Y'all better pay attention now.

Fucking sad. These people (liberals) really are delusional sometimes.

I have a trans friend who is a lesbian and even she has a good chuckle about the proliferation of drama queens in the west. It's like if they're not offended or threatened they don't exist.

Yeeeahh westboro baptist church doesn't have any relevance in society anymore. They're not capable of political influence that would seriously impact your lives. But this is the thing, this is reality. If all you do is sit on your fat stupid ass and read horror stories, that will become your reality.

This is why idiocy like men's rights and trp reddit exist. Because these people sit on their fat stupid asses and immerse themselves in a nightmare.

GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET. Go buy some make up or new shoes. Just fuck off out of here.

>hey, I think I'm gonna change my gender

2017, ladies and gentlemen.

I feel like you two are the same person...

You are a pretentious idiot. You do not know what it's like to be trans here, how do you think you can speak with such certainty about how were treated? I live in one of the most progressive cities in the country and I've still gotten shit and had people threaten me for being trans. You are a complete moron with a revolting personality.

I think you underestimate the number of trans people on Sup Forums

>there are some people that hate me wahh they don't do anything but i can FEEL their JUDGMENT
fucking kys

Jesus Christ. Tell him to off himself instead.

This
>pic related

Send him to r9k

We're not.

This

Invite him to do some masculine shit, that is if you actually care about his well-being.

Do outdoorsy shit. Go for a week or two at a time. When you become disconnected from reality you want to latch onto whatever new stimulus you can to feel alive.

Tell him to an hero

Don't say anything. Find a new friend. Or don't. I don't really care about your blog.

>tfw I recognize every single face on that pic

Dont do anything, when you see a truck going to crash, you dont do anything and watch the show

>love dogs
You know what to do frog.

Treat him like an anorexic person; make him learn how to love his body. Or get him laid by some hot chick, cause he's probs not getting any action

You tell that fucking faggot that wanting to be a lady and getting your dick violently rearranged won't make you a lady. He'll always be that ugly person that doesn't look quite right and has way too much bass in the voice. It is hard not to recoil when you very quickly notice that yes, that is a man wearing a dress. It is trying to be a woman, but it's really not. It's not pretty, and it's junk is completely fucking mutilated. Congratulations, you're a freak.

Tell him to kill himself.

>Life of the wolf.
>Lonely and determined. Maybe you'll end up having a few bastards along the road.

Wolves are pack animals, one of most social ones on top of that.

>Okay, I support you.
Just make sure he doesn't have access to firearms. There's enough whining as it is.

Tell him to stop being a fag.

Depending if you want him to kill him self or not.

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Suicide attempt relate for trans beings are incredibly high, they are emotionally unstable and things like insulting them or not showing ''support'' increases suicide attempt rates by extreme amounts. Oddly enough, giving them extra attention of ANY kind increases the rates of suicide attempts, the only time it goes lower is when they are ignored. Maybe telling a trans person that its ok to be trans is like telling a person with schizophrenia that there is nothing wrong with them, who knows.

just cut him out of your life, sounds like a waste of space anyway

Newsflash kermit, you're not the puppet-mastero buth rather a natural desaster to your moms vagina,
meat curtains? meet kermit the kindred killer of brain cells all around the known k-lobe, you green

fuck.
Bet your asshole is as black as a detroit supernova, sucking in all that vital black-light semen you so

desperately need to survive the coriolis effect in your fucking green eggplant of a left-turning of a

space station you textile tsunami.
You won't terraform my property either, ya green betch.
Smart? Rather dark, like the nigger cock you suck at night in the park,
high on glue, you even shot the deputy you honourless green bag of rotten molester-slant-eyed mint.
The brithish should've sown you into cowskin after forcing you to breed in a pond of native-piss for

two generationss, you hearthless monster,
killings millionso f colonist families, rading their farms at night then there were (white) women and

(black) children in that cuck-village, you jealous MONSTER!

The second I found out your mensturation-pond of origin I bought a truckload of cement and buried that

everglade-shithole of a green-pest birthing life-soup under a Adele-acre of nazi-concrete.

You have nowhere to return to now, slut.
You can run but you can't hide, frogh-snitch.

mY Stork-henchman are flying sorties day and night.
Surrender now and I may show mercy for your pityful green existence and let you live a nice quiet life

behind bars of peanut-chocolate (which I know you are allergic to).
You are wrong.

>TL;DR Chuck Berry is Kill

Nothing. Ever again. It is now dead to you.

>Any thoughts on what I should say to him(her)?

"Stop talking to me, faggot."

so many words, so little sense. I wonder, are you a nigger or a sand-nigger? The complete lack of cohesion and meaning when you use the written language of the White Man suggests you're a monkey nigger.

Actually it's just people like you I want gassed. You and your 7 monkey children. You and your extended family of 80 big-lipped negro bio-waste that pollutes Germany. Also I would like to go to your ancestral village in Africa and burn all your monkey relatives alive in their clay huts.

A small step towards a cleaner world. Remains 1 billion niggers to burn.

Legitimately kill him.

Get him to cut off his balls and send them to Maddox. ( reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/5zyfs1/by_a_rare_coincidence_i_have_a_pair_of_human/ )

so your friend is a fucking loser who has given up on life and wants it easy as being a female

...

tell them you support their decision and can look past it for the sake of your friendship

god damn ur a hateful prick aren't ya