What do you do when you are poo is really long like this?

What do you do when you are poo is really long like this?

Go to another street.

How do you think Indians find their way home?

By following the poo trail?

...

Feel relieved that there's no blood and it's so consistent, then wipe and flush

Stop pleasuring yourself with huge anal dildos.

if its long and big enough try to get it refugee status here in germany.
If it works you get money for free
>profit

You call that a poo? That's a shatlet.

>He thinks Indians do solid shits

In truth, they follow the drips

squat on seat for maximum thrust

Can you stop making Sup Forums threads on Sup Forums you nigger?

Try not to eat so much fiber and get on with life.

Droplets are a FAR more efficient form of route marking. It's like comparing an electric car to a '69 V8 Camaro in respects to gas mileage.

>literally shitposting

BAN ME MODS

JUST FUCKING BAN ME


THIS THREAD I SWEAR

You report the thread for breaking the forum rules and you sage it so it doesn't bother anybody else.

Take a shower.

Just took a 2kg shit about the shape and texture of an emu egg lads, feels great except for my bleeding asshole

Announcing reports is also reportable

Someone else is also spending time in ratemypoo.com

That's called laying a cable and is caused by a high protein low fibre diet, you're probably already dead though so I have no idea who I'm talking to.

We're being bombarded by fucking stupid threads that have nothing to do with politics or political correctness and you're concerned about people announcing reporting issues? Good grief.

You'll be here forever.

take a picture

Russia, please nuke us already.

>in romania this counts as politics

This is happening thread. Read the board description.

>in romania this counts as poolitics

Fuck! I'm eating at Macca's now! A fucking huge number of poo in loos working in the back kitchen, are they going to poo in my food?! Fuck!

>politics
>picture of impressive poo
are you a poo-in-loo hiding behind a gypsyproxy in order to seem like a serious poster?