/CIA/ - Recruitment

So Sup Forumsacks tell us why we should bring you to our cyber warfare department. We are expanding tenfold and making sure we get people from every background.

Share your stories and if you seem to be who we are looking for...

Expect contact soon.

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Wtf is that flag??

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xyz4 is a proxyfag by the way all

I like memes.

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If your CIA, You know exactly why.

>military like coordination to take down Shia's flag
>helping elect trump
>spreading memes and acting in a way neither the CIA or shareblue/CTR can defeat
And more. With nothing but an anonymous imageboard

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>20+ applications used Equation Group broken code
I don't want to join. You dumb cunts used a bunch of zeros for the initialization vector, and to top it off you used that code in a bunch of projects. Can anyone there actually program or do you just copy and paste shit from legacy applications?

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I lurk only.

I have the perfect storm of honed artistic skills, formal legal training, and an arsenal of memes.

But aren't CIA the bad guys?

I'd rake some leaves for free. If you're CIA, you'll know exactly why and why I'd be the best.

I'd join, but i don't have any techinal skills that would be of use (besides through knowledge of Sup Forums which it seems you still lack)

You shouldn't. I mean, they're going to help you with whatever you want, but then you have a bunch of Sup Forumsacks with with access to every CIA hacking tool available.

It's like bringing in honey badgers to eliminate a snake plague.

My perl code runs on thousands of servers helping to ship your operating systems updates. ;-)

I submit myself for consideration for a position as an foreign military analyst.

If you have any questions, you know where to find me. I'd be happy to speak with a representative

ever had alcohol addict from georgia in team?

Aside from being a hoarder of porn and a skilled wanker to anime, what else can you offer?
And what is this "legal training" you speak of?

They are Mormon so, no.

Lambright here. Well, I do need a good job. I have been doing this 21 years. Lambright (at) gmail dot com

fake and gay

Can you invert a binary tree though? ^):

Reminder that Wayne Lambright is a hobo con artist parasitizing the people around him and especially the elderly. Wayne Lambright was 5 months behind on the rent for his mobile home before the owner kicked Wayne Lambright out. This guy had also loaned Wayne Lambright over $1000 in his many failed attempts to get the psycho Wayne Lambright to straighten his life out. Everybody coming into contact with Wayne Lambright eventually learn. Wayne Lambright has no conscience, no prospects, no loyalty, no skills, no future. Behind Wayne Lambright is a long trail of devastated and financially inconvenienced people stretching back into Wayne Lambright's 20s. Wayne Lambright also managed to con older technologically illiterate people into handing over several tens of thousands of dollars for projects that could have been carried out by an outsourced indian in one week. In Wayne Lambright's hands, not even that can be done. Wayne Lambright is the perfect storm of incompetence and narcissism and the only people who have been willing to maintain a relationship with Wayne Lambright for more than a few months are a couple of redneck alcoholics and a methhead with whom Wayne Lambright enjoys periods of homosexual debauchery including the use of stimulants while seeking out ill reputed public bathrooms for "slam bams." But don't worry, Wayne Lambright fully forgives himself every time so he's Not Gay.

If not trolling, the reason i want to join the intelligence community is to get shit done regardless or not if it is "right or wrong" in the interest of the United States, its people, and its government.

Someone has to get the shit done normal people would scoff at and call immoral.

The US intelligence community has done more to protect and project the United States than any other force outside of blind military force, this has been the case going back to the 2nd world war.

Law school and a couple years working in a civil corporation counsel office. Not a member of the Bar though, so nothing precludes me from giving away all the free legal advice I want.

Wut? Good job getting an antarctica IP. Lol.

Why don't you track down all those people who found and replaced the HWNDU flag in Tennessee? Surely that's within your abilities as an organization? Track them down and give them job offers. That's where I'd start, lol. Start with the people who have actually done things besides shitpost.

As far as lil' ol' me? The CIA are drug dealers. Why would I want to go work as a tax donkey for drug dealers? If I wanted to do that, I'd just deal drugs.

Every time. Top kek user.

if true then post one of your pics of My Gay Asshole itt

You killed a fucking cia top official for researching pedo stuff to try to bring the criminals to justice.

Why would I think I would be able to do some good to the world by being at cia? If a fucking top level cia official can fail and be killed, how the hell do you expect me to not be killed while trying to do a good thing for humanity

No one here would pass the background check

10 years worth of shitposting
The ability to sit at a computer for 15 hours in a row if you provide me empty bottles and snacks
I can use Gimp.exe

pls hire me mr smith

Because we have better understanding of internet culture and how to spread memes.

Also I'm pretty good with maps.

Are you posting from a fucking oiled power igloo?

I'm so redpilled that i want to die everyday and crying myself to sleep since i was 15

I'm white! I wouldn't get asked to. ;)

Not interested.

Shia's flag was a test of the public's SIGINT capabilities I fucking swear

Fuck off niggers, why would anyone want to help you destroy America?

I already work the government. You know a nationalist part. Why would I want to work for the George Soros wing of the government who actively commit treason?

kek. You dont need help CIA. Just use your vast network of internet of things devices to spy on us

You don't have that authority.

You don't need to pay me, I'll make more Pizzagate memes for you guys for free :3

ah yes, Sup Forums thwarted again

Just remember, just because something sounds crazy, to someone who says it sounds crazy, to them,; doesn't mean it isn't true.

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I've baneposted on three different hemisphere. I was there for the Podesta Dumps, fought on multiple meme fronts, and said Ben Fischbein's name without fear.

I'll be expecting contact soon.

>slam bams
lol

I've been on Sup Forums since I was in the 7th grade and I already want to work for you anyway.

Fuck of cucks

I'm a NEET, just give me money so I can buy beer and videogames

Fake and gay.

Sage and report.

The question on everyone's lips. When you gonna clean house, lads?

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Lol. Get a load of this BIG GUY.
Sorry not sorry for disrupting one of your drug operations here in the country

I love America and realize we must fuck over everyone to make sure we stay top dog.

I admire the CIA but don't want to work for them.

Proxies are banned from Sup Forums dumbfuck

Sup Forums doesn't allow proxies

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Also is cia that stoopid so it saved the same picture 3 times ???????

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So you know I know exactly where Dylann roof's contact is, and I know where he lives, right?

I will have the confederate flag flying in the south by the end of the year.

Except America benefits by making other countries rich.

what's that flag?!

1. Just because foreign media has picked up a story, DOES NOT MEAN THE INFORMATION IS DECLASSIFIED OR NEVER HAD ANY CLASSIFICATION ASSIGNED TO IT. Please use common sense. I see people posting stories from foreign regime run sites (for instance RT), referencing civillian casualties due to NATO activity, NATO troop movements, among other topics. Without verifying from a legitimate source that this information is true and is public domain, you may be in violation of 18 U.S. Code § 798 - Unauthorized disclosure of classified information by re-posting it. This also applies to Wikileaks, Snowden, and other high profile leaks. If you had a clearance, you would know that there are briefings warning specifically that this information is still classified.

2. If the information from the foreign-run propaganda website is NOT assigned any classification rendering it illegal to disclose due to being untrue, then reposting it constitutes engaging in informational cyber warfare on behalf of a foreign regime. Posting stories, images, half-truths, hoaxes, and other devices created by foreign regimes to undermine faith in the US Federal Government is not a first amendment issue, you are not speaking your opinion, you are using a public utility to spread propaganda deliberately created as a weapon against the American people. With all the scrutinity currently surrounding Russian meddling in the media and election process, this is not something you want your name linked to. There are so many ways this could be interpreted in the US Code that it is impossible to list them all.

In conclusion, if you come across a story on RT (or any other website) alleging some information about US and/or NATO Military activity overseas and cannot verify it through a legitimate news source, consider that it is either classified information, or false/fake information created for the purpose of cyber warfare.

lol dumbfuck newfag

I have nothing to do all day and I love my country. I'm sure you can figure out my contact info from my IP. If you can't, you would waste my time anyway.

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suck his dick already, faggot

You already know me.

Interesting larp, ill bite

Pay me to shitpost and lurk, I'm in

I enjoy dank memes and making America great again. Why would I work for y'all?

Hi CIA

I'm 24 and in the Boston area. I've run a business since age 12, selling refurbished vintage computer equipment. Moved on to virus and spyware removal. Upgrades, etc. proficient with Linux, Windows. And Mac. Aspergers allows me to learn quickly, and I could give a fuck less about the constitution if the money is right. Emotions do not hold me back. I can live a long-term lie.

You guys might ever have a file on me, I lit up Briarhill middle school in 2005.

You'd be very surprised with the people involved in the intelligence community.

They recruit and accept people from ALL walks of life for a very very broad range of reasons.

>Estonia
On a scale from Canada to Germany, how successful is the CIA's Blacked/Sanded campaign doing?

I want to work in another Aldrich Aimes-style fake office where you tell me I'm doing a job but really you're just running diagnostics on me in some sociological hamster wheel while you try to stall my destiny as long as you can.

I like that and I want to repeat the experience because the feeling when you say "We're up here and you're down there," gives me joy.

Well. It would all come down to what my role would be.

Ive spent my share of time in a NOC. Albeit with limited responsibility.

My main qualification would be ideology rather than skill-set. I barely have any formal training. Which I could hope is what truly matters or I wouldn't be up for it anyway.

I would be eager and fully willing to do whatever asked.

American interests are essential to the future of humanity.

Get ready for several hundred idiotic posts claiming that Hillary's a criminal and liar. It doesn't matter that 30+ years of investigations didn't uncover evidence of a single crime. It doesn't matter that fact checkers such as Pulitzer Prize winning Politifact found her to be the most honest of all the presidential candidates and Trump to be the least honest in fact checking history. Trump's herd will always believe what they want regardless of the facts.

if I want to be associated with people who are bronies and disrupt communications of genuine internet users I'll let you fucking pieces of shit know kill yourselves in the mean time faggot

>The US intelligence community has done more to protect and project the United States than any other force outside of blind military force

HAHAHAHAHAHA people actually believe this. you can thank cia for a dead kennedy and letting 9/11 happen. intelligence agencies are nothing but treasonous organizations that have only the interests of the people at the top.

if i got recruited i'd allah ackbar everyone inside.

Do you have any idea what a proxy is? Even if they wanted to, Sup Forums wouldn't be able to detect a proxy. They can ban public proxies, sure, but if you have access to a remote server in antarctica, you can spoof your ID on Sup Forums to look like that's where you're from.

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Nah mate, France posts pretty often

Leave it to a canadian to be this retarded

c-can I save that flag?

Well I have an autistic need to investigate conspiracies by searching through random documents and material all day, so I have no problem in doing that all day for 12 hours if thats what you need.

You already have my resume. Go ahead and give me a call.

Nice post, vatnik. So Putin is giving you guys American proxies now to cover your tracks? Cute. Would love to be the one kicking down your door when the Russian crackdown starts

we can shit post entire countrys in to the ground with the right amount of time

It's the french flag

why not wokring for them instead ? nice vodka and dope ass TT-33

if you can live with the fact that it is a proxy sure

For the last fucking time there is no russian boogeyman.

Give me a job, I know very little about computers, but I know a lot about shitposting on the internet.

here's something for flavor;

How is this thread Pol related?

I have huge pepe collection - including rares.

Please don't call after 11 PM. E-mail is fine.

Pizzagate general?

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>how successful is the CIA's Blacked/Sanded campaign doing?

I can't confirm or deny anything, yuno

Sure, vatnik. We all believe you. Go collect your rubles for the day

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Shut the fuck up faggot