Wake up

>Wake up
>Look out window
>Britain has launched a full colonial invasion to bring you into the empire upon which the sun never sets
Can your country resist?

>USA
Trump will (Not) Obey

But I'm already part of the British Empire.

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Britain doesn't even seek to reclaim itself, never mind the rest of the world.

Does Britain even have a military?

feel good

>Britain conquering Denmark
Isn't it the other way around?

kek just kidding I love those silly Island cunts.

Belgium isn't a real country in the first place, so no.

Ah for fuck sake, not again.

Just a bit of banter m8.

We'd just get drafted into their navy to conquer us.

It's not very big, but it's pretty good.

It wouldnt be the first time lithuanian (and polish) hussars drive of the muslim horde

No, but we have a jolly good pub quiz team.

No. But it'd be allright as long as the royal houses can make arrangements with a marriage or something. At least we'd be free of EU tyranny.

We would just nuke eachother

>can not resist
>cum
>profit???

I hope not. Please save us.

invasion with what exactly?

It's not even funny.

You're a part of the Chinese Empire.

>Sweden
>"""military"""
We'd probably just offer your landing troops some fika on the beaches

>17th century?
ez
>now
nah. :(

Please no British woman.

Finally the motherland has returned

Lol King Billy got invited to come and James only had a few Scots willing to rise for him so he fucked off to Ireland.

just like my dick

(you)

Fuck those potato niggers no one take these islands seriously.

eyyy lmao

>ywn enjoy some hot Swedish crumpet on the sand

why live?

Just popping over for a cheeky look around

Any piece of shit can beat the anglokikes

>Dad calling his son a cunt
DAAAAAAAD

Hawaii is already with us.

>New York City embraces the return of the Empire
>defects immediately
>NYC is nuked for treason

God bless the Brits.

same here, miami reporting in so we are on the front lines

Top kek, be there in a min gotta pee

Nah not really, most countries couldnt

Hawaiifag here, no whitey allowed, get out.

They dont even need to attack us. Just come in

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Awfully nice of you.

This

>British ships pull in close to New Amsterd-er Imean NYC
>locals with more guns than they've ever seen BTFO of their entire landing party in 20 minutes
>Dad are you being retarded on purpose?

My backyard is filled with sticks. So, I can invade them all by myself.

Allah Akhbarrrrr!!!!
Abdul, fetch my machete, Whitey's trying to take our country

Well come on.
You think we can be arsed to trek to russia?

At this point wouldn't it be more of a caliphate than an empire?

fucking howleys!

only after 800 years of failed revolts

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>New York City embraces the return of the Empire
>NYC is nuked for treason
But they're the only ones who aren't committing treason here.